'good morning, thank you for being here'

>>58569712
shut the fuck up

>>58569730
/Thread

>>58569712
"aluminium"

It's the best [x] we've ever made.

'The new iDildo'

$1999

"now macOS is completely open source"

>>58572393
Faggot lab.

>>58572396
would be great move

>>58572530
Honestly, Tim Cook should just give up and sell fucking iPhones and iPads and do that. macOS is an operating system with a lot of potential that apple is putting their hands on to make it shitty almost on purpose.

>>58572530
One that will never happen. At least, not while Apple is an independent company.

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Monthly reminder Scott Forstall is the rightful heir to Apple and will return, like Jobs did, to rescue the company.

>>58572489

top of the top k e k

>>58572644

True he is the rightful heir, but he won't return

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>>58572815
Then it is done. Their fate is sealed. The die is cast.

>>58572396
this kills the desktop leenux

>used to know countless people who got the newest iphone up to the 6 as soon as it came out
>know tons of other people who get the newest galaxy as soon as it comes out
>even know a couple people at work who still use a note 7 despite explicit warnings it's a ticking time bomb
>"it seems to be fine. I'll just wait for the note 8"
>don't know anyone with iphone 7 except my mother and sister, and they only got them because my mother broke her iphone 6 and Verizon had some special deal where you get a free iphone 7 if you buy one and turn in a 6.

It's incredible how much interest has dropped in the iphone. I even knew a few people who got the iphone 4, then 4s, then 5, then 5s, then 6/s, then 6/s+ with no regrets.