/g/ humor thread

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>>58569656

>>58569656
>overclocking

>>58569656
>windows

>>58569656
>computers

>green giant steamers

>/g/ "about Technology"

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>>58570514

>>58572422
I chuckled

>no BeanFactory

>>58572391
what who why

>>58569656
This might be at least a tiny bit funny if it were a raspberry pi. At least it would be a pun.
Unless it's trying to turn "bytes" into some weird food pun but that's retarded.

>>58573373
What

>>58573414
http://php.net/manual/en/function.mt-rand.php

>>58572409
>as you were
>as an old enemy
It fits.

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>>58573425
Even this makes me argue with my boner.

>>58573373
>>58573431
I don't see how this in particular makes php a shitty language.

>>58573392
It's a platter

>>58572422
>leggable
>fleable
kekd

>>58572389
Why the fuck would you tattoo a company logo on yourself?

>>58573925

People with lives so sad they are THIS desperate to belong to a community.

>>58572389

Holy fucking shit, the bottom one.

>rainbow apple with the slogan 'here's to the rebels'
>tattoo'ing here's to the rebels on yourself combined with a company logo

I bet half of these people in this picture would descibe capitalism as something negative.

>>58573610
>inconsistent library
>unstable library
>leaving obsolete shit just to add bloat
>somehow being ok with this
$poo->init();

>>58573425
More like
>4chan, Normies, Also 4chan

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does anyone have a save of the phone number input gifs? pic related

>>58573626
That's stupid. A platter is something you serve food on not something you eat.

>>58574404

>he thinks theres a difference between normies and 4chan

cute, hows living in 2006? probably good

>>58573532
I'm happy I reintroduced this gif after it spend about 16 years on my backup drive until I bothered to post it here about 3 weeks ago.

>>58575048
Yeh. I've got a bad feeling about this new show called the big bang theory though. I feel like it's bringing stormy clouds.

>>58575074

pfft, as if people would want to watch nerds do nerdy things

maybe if they put a hot girl in it or something

>>58572422
Aspect-oriented programming can take care of the logging framework rather nicely. The rest of the object crap stays, though.

>>58575075
Kek, reminds me how poorfags mod thinkpad touchpads with old macbooks ones for gestures with hackintoshes

>>58575178
You're gonna have to run that sentence by me one more time, breh.

>>58574176
Do you not fucking know what function overloading is?

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>>58573425
>it's true

>>58575200
people mod thinkpads touchpads, replacing them with macbooks ones, for gestures under macos/hackintosh

get it? it's not rocket science

>>58572391
are there just zero commodes in india or what

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>>58575389
They worship them but don't use them

>>58575389
there are 2 toilets for the entire slum so everyone shits on the street

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>>58575389

That's not the reason for the shitting in public.

Are you ready to join /pol/ against your will? Here it comes:
>India was once ruled by a caste system
>despite hopey changey, habits still persist
>cleaning up waste marked you as lowest caste
>many Indians refuse to own an indoor toilet because they would then have to clean it
>they believe shitting outdoors marks them as higher caste than cleaning their own toilet

Farewell to innocence. Now you understand the "poo in the loo" video, which was a government sponsored ad to promote civilized behavior.

>>58575075
It's in the wrong place.

>Looks like a hard Drive on a plate

I don't get it

Mac user btw

>>58575540
Cleaning your hardware taken to a whole new level.

>>58575722
What's the joke?
Mini PCI-E adapter using an USB cable?

>>58573425
You're god damn right

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>>58575482
>they believe shitting outdoors marks them as higher caste than cleaning their own toilet

>>58575849
most people i know flip out the first time they see internal usb for secure hasps

>>58575482
This, it's painfully true.
I was working with a pajeet and he was a dumbfuck, I often told him to go shit on the street like the yellow nigger he was, but they don't get it, he actually was proud and said he would and told me to clean up the shit. They don't understand that it's a bad thing, they actually feel better doing so, no matter what we civilized people say.

It's fuck behind believe, they literally take "go shit on the street" as a compliment.

>>58575898
You know it's not related to USB, it just uses the USB (3.0) port and cable for PCI-E lanes.

>>58575225
>People modify ThinkPads' touchpads, replacing them with MacBooks' ones, for gestures under MacOS/Hackintosh.

FTFY.
Yeah, no. Nice try, macToddler.

>>58575926
>Yeah, no. Nice try, macToddler.
Wut, it's a thing, I have even done it on my HP.

>>58575926
>see macbook picture with trackpoint
>post about how we used to do the opposite, replace out thinkpads touchpads with mac ones
>get called a mactoddler
thanks I guess?

>>58576112
Sorry, mate.

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>>58575113

>>58569656
It's supposed to be in a bag.

And stiction is not an issue anymore, not since MFM drives really. You're only going to make it worse.

>>58572389
The irony is they all have the same "Think different" tattoo

>>58573392
I'm thinking of the arrested development reference "Dead dove do not eat"

>>58576188
>wifes sons
>aka male talking
>middle one is a feminine fan
wut

>>58576245
>feminine fan

>>58575178
you are a fucking idiot

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:^)

>>58576260
Not him but what's the problem? It's the only way to get gestures working.

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>>58574944
I've got you

>>58575721
>new
>pic is at least 5 years old

okkid.png

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>>58576380

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>>58576393

>>58576380
>>58576393
They haven't been funny anymore for months...

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>>58576401

>>58576214
thatsthejoke.jpg

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>>58576409

>>58575906
You should have encouraged him to go through with it so you could record him doing it, call the cops, and show it to them.

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>>58576380
>>58576393
>>58576401
>>58576409
>>58576424
thanks

>>58573810
>thinkpad
Of course.

>>58576729
what did he mean by this?

>>58577688
CS doesn't teach you anything.

>>58574944
i love those

>>58575209
That's your excuse?

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>>58576424
>Pi is a Normal Number.
Prove that and you'll get a Field's Medal.

>>58575075
Supposed to be GHB. Kys

>>58572368
???

1
2
3 4

>>58578937
fuck off with your shitty maymay

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>>58578965
Back to Plebbit you go.

>>58577966
No seriously, do you not know what it is? Because I think you don't.

It's not inconsistent, it's not unstable, and it's not obsolete. It's an OVERLOADED function you fucking retard.
Don't care about min max? use mt_rand(). Need min max? use mt_rand(min, max).
Jesus christ, you people are retarded.

>>58578976
>being this new

>>58574046
Your analysis is correct

>>58579035
>being this new that you fall for this b8

>>58579120
>literary didn't get the joke

>>58579141
Looking back on this conversation I have no idea what is going on

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>>58575877

I can just picture an Indian image board

>mfw these fucking junkies moved in next door
>mfw they are so nutrition deprived they could only have one child
>mfw last week one of my 15 kids told me the senpai next door actually shit in a toilet

If I didn't suck at photoshop I would put a turban on pic related.

>>58576581
Good idea anon, I wish I had the chance to do this.

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HERD THE NIGGER CATTLE, WOO WOOOOOOO

>>58576401
>someone saved mine
I legitimately forgot I did that.

>>58572432
I don't know why, but I laughed way too much from this.

>>58572432
still 30 bucks for a case, nice

>>58580151
i dont understand this.. why would you do cd .. if you are already in /

>>58580486
Hes literary changing out of the root directory, aka into the physical world

>>58578311
I remember ghbsys back in the day. Wonder if it still exists.

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>>58572368
>>58578836
If you don't see it. there's a pop Tart plugged into one of the ports I think.

>>58579859
Anyone have the source of this video?

>>58580486
Le joke
U

>>58576283
looks a bit like mine

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>>58575906
>they literally take "go shit on the street" as a compliment.

>>58573392
No, then it would just be a "lol im a nerd xD xD" pun.

>>58576245
Are you assuming the fans gender?

>>58573934
*Robert D Putnam yelling inaudibly in the distance*

>>58569656
Why are the chinese so good at programming?

Because they already had their taiping revolution

>>58579337
the
>1
>2
>3 4
thing is just a reference to a screenshot of 4 posts telling a raging story of a beta anon and his dumb and overbearing sister and mother

reading is not recommended, you'll just rage at stupidity, even if at a fake story

>>58575898
>>58575722
>>58575849
idk but there is literally nothing wrong with this.
>internal usb
I dont know why they would flip out over that of all things

>>58581923
It's not internal USB, see >>58575923

Makes it even less funny

>>58580838
>196x143
>2.25 MB
>.gif
I'm gonna guess it comes from tumblr anon.

>>58573392

>not getting the reference

I'm so sorry man

>>58581977
What? you plug it into a pcie slot and it gives you a usb slot.

>>58575061
KEK

>>58581847
Not in on it, lincc please and thank you

>>58575926
>t. wintoddler

>>58582016
please spoonfeed?
>>58582304
sup knob

>>58569656
i do not comprehend

>>58582356
Actually, linnigger here

>>58574944
This thread was fucking amazing. Dude had so many good ones

>>58582460
keep gore in /b/ plz

>>58575482
Kshatriya represent

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>>58572432
Are there any OSs that will fit on a 4GB flash drive?

>>58581614
nice reference, anon, had to look that one up. im impressed.

>>58583083
Yeah, there are loads of Linux distributions designed for these situations. How do you think Raspberry Pi's work?

>>58583083
any linux distro basically

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>>58575080

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>try to make one of those images in gimp that says "you are trying to make an image with a size of 125 gb"
>load image, stretch to massive size
>expect message to pop up
>it doesn't pop up
>pic related happens

>>58583168
Keeeek

>>58583168
When exporting, you should make it PNG and move the compression slider all the way down

>>58573925
Welcome to mindless consumerism

>>58576245
>feminine fan

>>58579047
iceweasel? firefox? what am i seeing here

>>58583221
Title translates to frozen [something] fox. I guess it really is a fox then, I couldn't really tell by looking at it.

spent all my years learning assembly
only jobs are C++/java
OOPs!!!

>>58583201
tiff

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>>58579555
KEK

>>58574176
>being triggered by a dollar sign

>>58579120
>I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED!

>>58572432
What's the actual processor type? Aren't modern processors by themselves worth over $100?

>>58583936
It's an ultra low power embedded VIA. It's like worse than most phone processors, though it is x86.

>>58572432
>>58583936
>>58584002
>VIA C7
oh god no
no no no
someone i knew had one of those in the cheapest prebuilt imaginable, the inside was like that picture of a rpi in a huge case, it was almost empty
that thing choked just running winamp on windows xp

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>>58576245
>feminine fan
wut is right

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>>58578363
They really are fucking atrocious.

>>58582460
At least he went out like Elvis.
Taking a shit.

>>58569656
>harddrive in a fridge is somehow humor

I guess I don't meet the minimum requirement level of autism to post here

>>58583164
IT'S GOOFY TIME, KEITH

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>>58575113

>>58583083
There's some distro out there called tiny linux or something that can fit on like 3mb or something. I think full GUI is around 50mb total. You need to install drivers manually probably (have fun with that, from your question, I kind of doubt you could do that.)

>>58583164
>iPhone on bottom right
KILL ME

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>>58584469
>bottom right

>>58583697
at first glance this picture looks like a bald guy wearing sunglasses and a black suit holding something and hunching over

>>58584548
anon, those were not regular mushrooms

>>58584540
Shit. Well, to be fair, Big Bang Theory is just as bad.

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>>58584556
No drugs here. But looking at it some more it actually seems like he's wearing a black v neck and looking and his wrist

>>58584548
Can't unsee. Would make a proper "filename" image.

>>58583697
>guy in attack on titan universe impatiently awaits his demise.jpg

>>58583083
ESXi

>>58576405
If they're not funny anymore, why am I laughing?

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>>58575898
>>58582028
He's correct, it is for a riser card if you google the name of the PCB.

>>58580486
Cd .. Brings you up a level. The level above root is the real world.

>>58575061
topkek

>>58583049
Poo

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>>58578937

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>>58582304

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>>58575075

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>>58584864
could be, but they make all sorta of little adapters like that. I love these things.

>>58583270
It's frozen danube fox.
He accidentally jumped in one of the tributaries of the danube and froze to death at -17°C

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>>58579859
This nigga fresh yo

>>58569656
Shouldn't it be in a ziplock?

>>58582460
Nothing of value was lost that day

>>58575482
Wow! I feel soo 'redpilled'. Now that I now that, it seems obvious that those nigs don't deserve to live. And that whiteness is to be protected at all costs. Rape is also a good thing and hitler did nothing wrong.

>>58583105
>>58583083
Laffed so hard I got a boner

>>58584469
Why?
The original iPhone up to the 3GS or 4 was something original, new. Until the Galaxy S2 came along, there was no contender. They had buttery smooth animations, good apps, good performance, and so on.

>>58572389
Can't wait for the future when Apple dies and these people have to work in Microsoft

>>58585926
ios 7 was when things started going REALLY down the toilet

>>58586007
Well from 4S above there was not much improvement in hardware either, so yeah.
IIRC iOS6 was already about only social shit and bloat. I kept my 3GS on 5, it knew everything.

If Apple would not lag behind the hardware game (this never changed), a 3GS/4 would be still a capable phone. But they always added ram way too late, and way too little.

>>58586020
4 was the pinnacle of ios, kept my ipad2 on that for ages just for youtube in bed or shitty free app store games ripped straight from miniclip
>brothers and i get ipad 2 for xmas 2011
>2015
>anon your brother needs your ipad for school
>why cant he use his own
>he broke it
>why not yours then
>he broke that one too
guess what happened to mine

>>58586052
yeah I had to travel with bus/train a few times and every time I see a big group of kids (all ages), they all have broken screen phones.

I had phones when I was younger, yet I never dropped mine. The fuck was wrong with me?

By the way... when will apple make a new proper iPad? The Air 2 is way old. And the new ones (Pro, etc) are way too expensive..

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>>58569656

>>58579047
help me get apples

>>58586070

This. I tutor kids at math while studying and like one in ten has a phone that has no visible damage. Most kids seem to treat their 500€+ phones like shit.
I had a hypothesis about this and asked them whether or not they paid for it themselves (as I had noticed that the 10% that didn't have broken phones also had cheaper phones) and of course they hadn't.
So apparently it's not really the kids who are at fault but the shorty parents who buy them overpriced shit and don't even make it clear to their kids how fucking expensive these 'toys' actually are.

>>58576209
I've had it work 100% of the time I've had HDDs fail (twice). Got them running long enough to salvage worthwhile shit.

>>58575389
The government is literally paying people to use them and they still refuse due to toilet witches.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-33980904

>>58580458
>implying you need a case
cardboard boxes man; or nothing, and say its "open air"

>>58586260
> no homo

>>58575482

H-O-L-Y-S-H-I-T

Its true.

https://scroll.in/article/815470/why-open-defecation-in-india-will-end-only-with-the-annihilation-of-caste

>>58582364
>please spoonfeed?

My guess is "cold backup."

>>58572409
>everyone is white
That's pretty non-diverse, don't you think?

>>58587005
Fuck diversity

>>58578363
$25,000 per year for a Lenovo? Damn, that's an atrocious lease.

>>58584900
is this real :DDDd

>>58584982
wwwwhat

is that an m.2 to sata adapter? why on earth

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>go on local Ebay
>see this
Fucking idiots

>>58587197

You've got it wrong. Lenovo charges 25,000 as insurance against people like her.

>>58587298
why not?

>>58587331
what's wrong with it?

>>58587420
Look at which way the CPU cooler is pointed

>>58587408
if a mobo has an m.2 slot, chances are it has like 6 sata inputs.

>>58587491
Or none at all, like a MacBook

>>58587435
By the looks of it, it's sucking air through the heatsink, so its ok

>>58587517
the fan is literally pointing to the bottom of the case
It cant suck in any air like that

>>58587529
yeah but it can suck the other way

>>58587331
Gayming Machine Build - Only Best Parts - Just for $899...

>>58576214
Thank you, random Hacker News commenter

>>58587751
Yeah, it's nuts how people will buy this shit if you say it like that, way overpriced, but when you say it has a i7 and 980, etc for way cheaper price then nobody gives a fuck about it, unless you write with capital letters that it's great for gayming.

>>58589667
Fake and gay, it's not how it worked, only the last picture is true and worked with speed cameras that took pictures. Not working anymore, obviously.

>>58576424
is this some webpage?

>>58587505
macbook has no m.2, never had one and never will.

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>>58574944

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>>58590871
Are you, sorry to say, retarded?

>>58587491
maybe 6 isnt enough?
Also my laptop has m.2 but no easily accessible sata port. The only one I saw is in the bay that houses the cd drive, and removing the cd drive just to get access to a sata port would be annoying.
inb4 triggered autists, I dont actually do anything like that with the laptop, but some people might need to.

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>>58590928

>>58590871
What, MBA used m.2 you dip.
Old MacBook Pros used mSATA and new MacBooks and MacBook Pros use NVMe, way better than m.2 anyways.

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>>58590954

>>58590942
If you need a SATA port on a laptop get one with eSATA from the start.

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>>58590977
All I have.

>>58590928
>>58590954
>>58590977
>>58590998
fucking reddit shit, gtfo

>fact: those webms are from reddit and tumblr originally

>>58591024
>fact
I don't know if they were originally from other site because I dont visit them, I download them from here
kys

>>58590997
didnt esata get phased out just like firewire?
Also my thought with this is for someone who is doing field tech type work, like if I just happened to be at my grandparents house and they mention their computer is fucked up, I could easily back up their files, reinstall the os, and then transfer the files back to their computer without having to do extra fuckery like go to my house just to back the stuff up or lug around a sata to usb converter.

I have used partitions before just to preserve the files, but some installations dont allow for partition management, like the discs for my old vista computer would actually wipe every partition on the drive without asking, I learned very quickly not to trust your shit on another partition during a reinstall.

>>58591040
>he wasn't even here the first time they got posted and OP said where they are from
k

>he tries the old "I don't browse these sites but you seem to do if you know!"
failed

>>58591070
>sata to usb converter.
They are so tiny, I always have one in my laptop bag.

>>58590930
welp, I guess I was wrong.

partly.

the new ones have their own proprietary slot.

still don't see how that m.2 to sata adapter would be useful and where would the sata device go in a macbook. also that's a different m.2 connector.

>>58575482
When did they add Sudra? Historically it was only priests, warriors, and merchants.

>>58591116
>the new ones have their own proprietary slot.
see
>>58590975
New-new ones don't have a slot, they are soldered onto the board but use NVMe interface, old ones are typical mSATA slot.

>>58591114
Ive thought about getting one but youd need an external power supply for 3.5" drives, which are what I work with mostly.
At that point Id have to have the adapter and a power supply of some sorts and then it just gets to be too much.

>>58591090
>Tries
I forgot you can see my browsing history and what sites I frequent, damn 4chan hacker!

>>58591131
https://d3nevzfk7ii3be.cloudfront.net/igi/mVlAHBmfVwEVeT3A.medium
no they are removable

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>>58591116
>also that's a different m.2 connector.
That's m.2

m.2 has several connectors in it's standard

>>58575071
Me too! Thanks. I remember when it was new, and now it's new again.

>>58591152
There exist only a few laptops that has 12V available for eSATA, most are 5V.

So a USB bridge with a full connector that has 5V does the same job. You still needed a full connector cable with power for eSATA or eSATAp.

A lot of new 3.5" drives actually just use 5V.

>>58591195
I know, it never made sense to me. what's the point of having a standard if it's not standard?

what is the reasoning behind it?

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>>58591164
I said new-new you pleb.

>>58591163
>I forgot you can see my browsing history and what sites I frequent, damn 4chan hacker!
What has this to do with it? You implied I browse them, shit bait faggot, or you even can't understand a joke.

>>58575071
This shit has been posted all the time over those 16 years. Lurk moar. You didn't introduce anything.

>>58591292
Looks like I can't

>>58579047
>its stuck in 3 different blocks of ice

how though

>>58591272
and I showed you new you arse
https://www.ifixit.com/Teardown/MacBook+Pro+13-Inch+Function+Keys+Late+2016+Teardown/72415

>>58591256
m.2 standard covered warey of protocols, like PCIe and SATA.

Depending on the notch, it dictates what slot is is, PCIe, SATA or both, you can't but a PCIe m.2 SSD into a SATA only m.2 slot.

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>>58591336
No, the TouchBar is "new". Literary came out a month after the 13" one.

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>>58574176
>MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM THE PHP DEVS STILL HAVEN'T REMOVED THE FUNCTION I DON'T WANT IT TO HAVE
There are issues with php, but this isn't one of them. Learn how shit works or shut the fuck up, crybaby.

>>58576245
They have a lesbian fan family. It's OK.

>>58591456
Yeah, I guessed that.

>>58591379
you think they are from different generations? just because they were delivered a few weeks later? they were announced at the same conference.

it is kinda retarded that they are so different underneath.

>>58591350
well why couldn't they give them different names. like m.2 means one connector and m.3 means the nvme connector...

>>58590930
that's not m.2

>>58591476
>you think they are from different generations?
That's why I said "new-new".

But you are right, it's retarded, they are quite different, not just by storage.

>>58582509
I didn't know this existed

>>58589571
The Macbook sellers on Craigslist are usually worse than any gayming PC seller.
>3 year old macbook, scratched up, stained, shitty stickers - $1200

>>58592070
Sad part is they actually go for that money, Apple shit holds their value great.

>>58591246
Ill read up on it a bit more.
Honestly, I like the idea of esata and would like for it to make a comeback.
Those esata + usb ports just look sexy too

>>58580838
here you go
watch?v=MT7yvaGN0ZU
definitely not spam

>>58572389
IT SHOULD BE THINK DIFFERENTLY
ADVERBS ARE NOT THAT DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND

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>>58572391
>>58575389
>>58586341
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU

>>58592283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MT7yvaGN0ZU

youtube is whitelisted

>apple uses [x] interface
they're all proprietary versions anyway so why is this argument happening anyway

>>58572389
"Here's to the ___"
I don't know why I hate that phrase so much but I really fucking hate it.

>>58593086
You may hate it, but Apple's revenue was bigger than Googles.

>>58593152
"was" is right, ever since SJ died, the company doesn't know what to do with itself

>>58593364
Still is, the fact that we know they are shit does not mean shit to normies. It's going downhill for any pro user, but they are doing very good for themselves.

>>58591325
It just died in the stream then the stream froze. A hunter cut it out in the most retarded way.

>>58591215
chuckled at the lisp one

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>>58569656

>>58593826
Whats the joke?

>>58593854
He thinks the MS sticker is accidentally hiding the key, actually it's a transparent sticker that you have to scratch to see under it.

>>58593854
>>58593866
nope.
We're selling these Windows stickers.
2 guys took them and did this 500 times.

>>58583133
kek'd

that's pretty silly.

This shit ain't funny desu senpai

>>58578253
It's normal with respect to decimal numbers up to ten digits, I'll tell you that much.

Ive read up on eSATAp a bit, I actually need this.
The 12 volt varriation can supply enough power for a disc drive right?

Where do I get a pcie card that has some eSATAp slots on it? I tried searching newegg and I only see 7 pin esata cards. esatap shows no results.

>>58580583
>>58584872
how unrealistic.. not funny at all honesty

>>58594386
No clue, nobody gives a fuck about them anymore, they had a tough time competing with FireWire, now there's USB 3.0 and well.

Just get a USB 3.0 adapter that has 5V built in and an 12V option if needed.

>>58594435
I deleted my post to add "volt" before 12 and varriation >>58594408


I know nooone gives a fuck about them, I didnt know they had a 12v option on some of them, I would have been all over them years ago.
Now though, I use a cd drive for reasons, but my new case doesnt have a 5.25 bay, so whenever I do anything I have the side panel off and the diskdrive istting in there on a box.. I liteerally need this thing.

It also doesnt help that there is no standardization for this shit. its called so many different names its nowonder it never took off.

>eSATAp (Delock, Dynex, Lindy, Addonics)
>eSATApd (Used by Delock to distinguish a port that supplies both +5 V and +12 V)
>Power over eSATA (Delock, Micro-Star International (MSI))
>eSATA/USB (Gigabyte Technology)
Power eSATA/USB (ASRock)
>SATA on the go (Asus)
and I just found
>PeSATA

Ive only found one supplier actually selling what might be the 12v version but its literally /csg/ tier imported from hong kong shit.. Im nervous about putting one of those things in an expensive computer

>>58591775
I like how burned out /g/ is on Nef. Like, everyone's already seen it, already been trolled, already raged, and no replies. Just completely burned out.

>>58591431
>>58574176
>>58573610
99% chance this is a golang faggot

>lol u dont need dat
>pro-pro-dropouts like us don't *need* frameworks, we do it all by hand every time
>our lang is much much faster look at this i/o graph we just made after we chopped everything out

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>>58594582
Get a external CD drive? They have really small USB ones that use laptop CD/DVD drives.

>>58575061
You're laughing but I've written device drivers for a bill acceptor/recycler in pure JavaScript.

>>58594784
Yup, it's a thing nowadays, but it wasn't when that picture was made.

>>58594612
I never gave a fuck in the first place, same like the mother, sister laptop shitpost.

>>58594699
I thought about that but I need very specific drives, not so much anymore.. usb cd drives might actually be an acceptable solution, but so would setting the drive on the box.

the drives arnt super rare and Im sure there are usb drives that could put out good burns, but finding one would be a pain in the ass.
I use to (legally) burn game backups that were customized a bit, the quality of the burn is incredibly finicky.
The last time I had a usb burner I wasted $30 worth of discs just to get one good burn.
My current 5.25 drive will make good burns and I just feel better using it still.

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>>58594820
>just

>>58594820
>>58594872
Have you tried setting the burn speed low? All the CD/DVD drives I had from 2003 - 2006 advertised as 50x+ would make a coaster almost 90% of the time until you set the burn speed to less than 20x

>>58594872
Thanks for the suggestion but this drive requires 12v, usb can only supply 5v.
Im about done caring, Ill either just leave it the way it is, rig something up, or buy the hong kong eSATAp or a usb burner

>>58594901
yes, iirc I burned at 4x. Im familiar with different drive settings, layer breaks, and overburning. It was just a chink shit drive. (thanks lg!)

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>>58594960
>Thanks for the suggestion but this drive requires 12v, usb can only supply 5v.
They come with a power adapter.
Jesus Christ, what do you have against USB SATA bridges.

>>58594996
I have nothing against them, I dont know much about them and wasnt aware that they had power adapters.
Ill start looking around for them

>>58595025
>Ill start looking around for them
GOOD.

Hope you get your shit fixed now. Still less messy than having to dongle a CD/DVD drive from the side of your case.

>>58595150
kek

>>58595025
i've owned a couple of usb2 > ide/sata adapter for many years now

they've proved very invaluable, the power connector on the power supply i have for them has been modded over the years to split off into either a 1x sata power + 1x molex or a 3x sata power combination

even usb2 is plenty of speed for cd/dvd drive usage, even at high speed (usb2 is plenty fast enough to cover even 16x dvd writing)

usb is something you pretty much always have access to, so being able to attach any ide/sata device to any machine at any time is awesome, anyone who works with computers should have one of these devices

>>58575482
>once

>>58595482
Yeah, I still have my first USB SATA/PATA bridge, it's probably the must have for any tech person. Saved so many hours of shit.

>>58595025
>>58595482
oh, as for looking for one, you can find them anywhere, just keep an eye on these points:
- get one with 2.5" (44 pin) ide, 3.5" (40 pin) ide and sata, most of them do
- usb2 vs. usb3, usb3 doesn't matter for optical drives (maybe bluray it might make a difference? dunno, never used a bluray drive), usb3 will be faster for desktop hdd's
- does it support >2TB hdds. some don't, i own two, and only one of them supports >2TB hdd's

>>58595482
yea Im comming down from the eSATAp autism trip now, probably going to order a usb3 to sata adapter.
Do you know if these things work with commands like open/close disc drive?

>>58595610
Thanks for the pointers

>>58595629
yea, you can use eject/close commands with them, at least the ones i've used (though i imagine they're mostly the same, when it comes to basic chinese stuff, they tend to all be running almost the same hardware/firmware)

>>58574996
The food is referred to as a platter sometimes, like cheese, or gabagool

>>58595660
Ive been out of the loop for a long time, is unitek a good brand?
looking at this
https://www.amazon.com/UNITEK-Converter-Adapter-Cable-Drive/dp/B00GLL41MA

>>58595629
don't get me wrong, i'd rather be using eSATAp, it just isn't nearly as available as plain old usb

want to use a windows xp cd with an early netbook? one of these things
want to backup savegames on a modded ps2? one of these things
want to backup the content of an old laptop with a 2.5" ide hdd? one of these things
they might not be what the hardware was meant for, but they always just werk

>>58595739
For what you want to use it, it's perfect.
The brand might be so-so, but the product you linked is fine.

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>>58595739
>When connecting to a 3.5-inch HDD/SDD
>3.5" SSD

>>58595739
looks fine, the points that stand out to me are;
>"no drivers"
this suggest it uses standard such as usb mass storage, should work fine anywhere, such as in BIOS's
>"up to 4TB"
not limited by the 2TB barrier, which is increasingly important nowadays

>>58595763
>>58595765
>backup savegames from a modded ps2
sadly I never had the chance to get into that, what do you do with that, harddrive through the network adapter, or do you just plug this thing into the network adapter?


I would get the one with the ide connections but my only 2.5" ide has a fucked up read/write head and I dont see being able to fix it any time soon.

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>>58595763
>want to use a windows xp cd with an early netbook? one of these things
>want to backup savegames on a modded ps2? one of these things
>want to backup the content of an old laptop with a 2.5" ide hdd? one of these things
Literary 3/3 of the things I have used mine for.

>>58595804
>2tb limit
oh yea, I forgot to check that, that would have fucked me up

>>58595813
This was actually running a launcher and backups off the hard drive via the USB port, modchipped.

>>58595813
heh, well there you go

>>58595810
if you have a slim ps2, your only options for storage are either;
- usb (where you can use these adapters)
- network shares
- actual memory cards
so you could use a network share, but that requires a network and another machine with a share, and if you have a slim ps2, you probably want to run some games off of a usb hdd anyway, where these can also be used for

>>58595845
>ps2
cool, I only had a fat ps2. You could install a harddrive inside of them but you needed a network adapter.
I remember a disc that would let you load games off of the internal harddrive.

>>58595826
one thing yours is missing is ide ports, if you know you'll never need that then that's fine

>>58595877
i personally started with a slim ps2, but got a phat ps2 a bit later, along with a network adapter

loading games off an internal hdd is /far/ quicker, it's amazing

>>58595894
Hes probably better off with a discrete SATA only adapter for what hes doing to use it, less bulk and mess, the chinese all-in-one adapters with ATA are cheap anyways to acquire latter.

>>58595913
absolutely, just putting it out there