Okay, /g/ I've rooted my phone. What do I do now?

>escape the safe walled garden botnet
>WHAT NOW WHADS HABBENING

It reminds of well-off kids running away from perfectly ok family just to be cool like their less fortunate peers. And then complaining how come they no longer get pocket money.

>>58562401
I suggest suicide

Install Gentoo

>>58562401
install Xposed Module and MnMinguard

Ok /o/ I installed a turbo in my car. What do I do now?

>>58562699

you wouldnt root a car

>>58563065
Already rooted mine.

>>58562401
shift into root privileges
>>58562699
shift into maximum overfag
>>58563065
you wouldn't force induction a phone

shove it up your ass

>>58562401
>imagine being at computers so fat you look and see food

what did he mean by this

>>58562401
Install Xposed, xprivacy, adaway and AFWall.
De-bloat, set the newly installed apps as System by using a system app mover or Lucky Patcher.

Don't fuck it up.

>>58562401
>imagine being at computers so fat you look and see food

>>58563511
Pretty original and witty. May I ask good sir, do you frequent the epic lulziest site on the internet: reddit?

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>>58562401

I tried rooting bluestacks to gps hack pokemon go. I couldn't even get that to work. on a scale of 1 to mongoloid how fucked am I?

tfw can't root phone

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>>58562401
Install adaway HOLY SHIT WHYDID NO1 SAY THIS ALREADY???
Its like the single best thing about rooting.

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Imagine being at computers