/csg/ Chink Shit General

Hello please respond

>>58529642
Just bought a fidget cube

>>58529660
Pics or you're a faggot

>>58529664
I'll send you a pic in a month when it's in

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>>58529616
>>58528943
from last thread:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Dont-get-the-small-base/32587696934.html
i recomend these because these are the ones i use myself and dont flicker.
DONT GET THE FUCKING E14 SCREWS!!!

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>>58529411
This: >>58529425

I end up liking blues way more.

>Pic related,
Im sure that sounded less hostile in chinese.

>Edit: posted in old thread :^)

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>>58529616
[Redmi Note 3 Pro] LineageOS 13.0 Stableo is out!:
https://forum.xda-developers.com/redmi-note-3/development/rom-lineageos-13-0-t3533744

>>58529688

>>58529716
Fucking Pajeet ROMs
If its not ASOP don't bother

>>58529616
Guys, you're doing it wrong.
I recommend you buying chink tea. If you need or are interested in the high quality tea culture (their tea is really really god tier and the best in the world ) then I can compose a guide on it.
The tea is so good that and differs from what you usually drink that you will be redpilled immediately.

>>58529697
>not supported in 87 key version

any other chink keyboards missing key features?

>>58529801
>>58529697
If the seller is willing to give 8$ off on a 30$ product, I guess it doesn't cost anything to make.

>>58529793
Now post your guide

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>>58529793
Enjoy that tea before getting cancer.

Hey guys I'm looking for a cool animu plushie

Oh I'm a girl btw :)

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Look who I met, /csg/!

>>58529870
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/2Styles-Kawaii-Plush-Bear-Rilakkuma-Girls-Toys-35cm-Height-Japan-relax-kuma/32782437435.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/HOT-Danganronpa-Black-And-White-Bear-Monokuma-Rabbit-Usami-Monomi-Cosplay-Plushies-Japan-Anime-Christmas-Child/32721230664.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/lovely-plush-toy-my-neighbor-totoro-plush-toy-cute-soft-doll-totoro-with-lotus-leaf-kids/32697909165.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/3-Styles-Ghibli-Miyazaki-Hayao-My-Neightor-Totoro-Stuffed-Plush-Toys-Soft-Dolls-Kids-Birthday-Gift/32615689882.html

>>58529870
Alpacasso. I don't have one. Search it.

>>58529916
I'm pressive

>>58529916
his face looks like one of those facebook shoops

>>58529870
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Spirited-Away-Kaonashi/32287327292.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Facehugger-and-Xenomorph/32687121278.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/dittoderp/32718527601.html

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Kanato-Sakamaki-Bear-Plushie/1802006099.html

>>58530009
Got one, thanks hun

Should i get a tenga egg? Is it good?

>>58530038
Don't have one, but it looks very expensive.

>>58530038
A perv mate of mine got one and he says it's life-changing. granted he does nothing all day and masturbates at work in the toilet so it surely had room for improvement before the egg.

was about 8€ I think? I'm not sure

>>58530088
Post picture of a tenga egg?

>>58529793
Health tea store right? I've seen it on /ck/

>>58530134
>>58529793
Can I buy authentic styled noodles on Ali? Are they any good?

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This russian shit just arrived! Gotta love tinkering.

Now I will order some more of them because I have an addiction.

>>58529740
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Portable-Stainless-steel-Nail-Art-Manicure-Set-Nail-Care-Tools-with-Mini-Finger-Nail-Cutter-Clipper/32665595426.html
Here you go i have that set and they are realy good quality for the price the case is nice fake leather too.

>>58529793
Yea post the guide and I will buy some.

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>>58529616
>• Anon shows off the internals of his NOMOS replica >>58522354(Cross-thread) >>58522375(Cross-thread)
link ? how much did it cost? expecting one soon too

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REE

>>58530298
Aahahahaha
>not buying tracking
What are you, poor?

>>58530236
Can the anon link the nomos with that red hints?

>>58530352
Why I would buy tracking for $1.79 order?

>>58530367
It's the Doctors Without Borders edition

>>58530376
Because then you don't have to wait 5 months for your order. Its cheap for tracking you faggot

>>58530298
Still waiting on shit I ordered on 23.10and shipped on 03.11. also zapals

>>58530382
>It's the Doctors Without Borders edition
Link perhaps

Can you guys suggest me a good gamepad mount for my smartphone to use with a Dual Shock 3?

The one I ordered from eBay didn't fit.

>>58529616
>PostNL takes forever to get a package to this anon
That's weird, PostNL has always been very fast for me, the longest they've ever taken is 18 days.

Any recommended Chinese cameras? Beginner looking to take nice landscape shots. Also I don't know shit about cameras and photography except that the big cameras look cool.

>>58530149
where did you get that from?

>>58529793
Tea is disgusting. Real men drink nothing but Monster energy drinks.

>>58530457
Gg kidneys

>>58530407
It's a limited run, but it won't hurt to try and see if you can still get one
http://www.nomos-store.com/en/Collections/NOMOS-for-Doctors-Without-Borders/

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>>58530197
Nice, thanks.

What is pic related for?

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>>58530457
;)

>>58530421
Hot-sale High Quality Smart Gameklip Phone Clip Mount For PS3 Pad Controller Universal For Samsung Gifts 1 PC
http://s.aliexpress.com/NrARrq2Q
(from AliExpress Android)

>>58530423
The Chinese make decent action cameras, but for photography you should look elsewhere.

>>58530499
wou that is just liquid sugar and ppl pay for that shit.

>>58530499
what are you working on anon

>>58529616
>• Anon finds a good deal on the Xiaomi XL mousepad, currently on sale with DD4 for $5 >>58518078 →

Where? I can find only 9$ one.

>>58530548
Deploying a Rails app for the first time on that pi you see there.

>>58530444
AliExpress RobotDyn store
http://s.aliexpress.com/FvAJJ77b

I really recommend them. They have a website, robotdyn.com or something.

>>58530488
nail edge clipper

>>58530423
The only good camera so far is the Xiaomi Yi mirrorless camera, but that might change in the near future.
The price is has dropped recently (it is still on the pricey side though), and it is currently a solid $50 cheaper on amazon than it is on gearbest currently.

https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01CW4CSJ2/ref=twister_B01LXMIT8H?_encoding=UTF8&th=1

I suggest that you check out the used and refurbished market, since you might be able to find something better that is cheaper.

>>58530574
Are you for real or are you troleing me?

Never seen that before, but maybe I need it

>>58530570
>http://s.aliexpress.com/FvAJJ77b
how good is the stuff? i have an UNO for like 4£ and it is no different then others

>>58530587
He's right
Its an angled nail clipper. The slanted edge makes it easier to cut the edges of your nail that hide beneath the skin.

>>58530653
I see.

Wouldn't that provoke in-grown nails? I recently started trying to keep my nails in the shape of the edge of the nail clipper and am more satisfied that way, compared to when I always the nail as short (and that means as round) as possible

>>58530687
>58530687
*Compread to when I always cut the nail as short as possible

>>58530687
it actually makes it easier to give the nail a straight cut which would help prevent ingrown nails as

https://nl.aliexpress.com/item/New-Arrival-1-10M-Cat7-10-Gigabit-Ethernet-Internet-Network-Patch-LAN-Cable-Cord-Modem-Router/32669308226.html?isOrigTitle=true

I need a cable like this but 25 meter long, rugged & flat because I need to run it through my whole house basically. How do you even find more of these? There's no keywords in the title and I don't know how it's called in English.

>>58530738
It's an Ethernet Cable
specifically that one is CAT7 with an RJ45 connector

>>58530800
I know what cable it is, I'm wondering how I find the protected ones with the weave around them because otherwise the opening and closing of doors will destroy it in a week.

>>58530810
weaved ethernet cable literally brings up exactly what your looking for. Did you even try?

>>58530842
Yeah, I did. Translated Aliexpress is fucking retarded. It thinks Dutch is Turkish, and you can't really turn it fully off. Sorry for bothering you, haha

>>58530738
>shielded cat7 25m
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Network-Cable-15M-20M-25M-30M-Ethernet-Cable-Cat7-RJ45-M-M-Thin-High-Speed-Flat/32486183955.html

>>58530860
try "braided"

why doesn't aliexpress have any plenum rated ethernet cables

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>luke chin

Cunt sent me a scratched up and full with what may be chink cum holo sight, I opened a dispute and don't know what to do now or how to respond

>>58530499
Rapid-i bro

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https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Original-Xiaomi-Mi-IV-Hybrid-Earphones-Wired-Control-Headphone-with-MIC-for-Android-iOS-for-cell/32531305345.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_2_10091_10090_9999_10088_10089,searchweb201603_1&btsid=a584a64e-9ecd-424e-84f7-8448f650f28f#

Was thinking of buying some new earphones to replace my apple earpods. Thoughts on these? Or, any good recommendation for something in a similar price range?

I don't need booming niggerbass btw, which is what I've heard these have. (Also are these even legit lmao)

>>58530930
the exact same thing happened to me and I was pretty disappointed. then i realized that it had a plastic film over it that i didnt notice. peeled it off and it was fine

>>58530941
This is actually my first mechanical keyboard and bought it a month ago. Have the same one at work and it's fucking fantastic.

>>58530955
read the infographic

>>58530955
Take a pick
https://audiobudget.com/leaderboard.php

Anyone have those coupons from Thomas for 8$ off?

>>58530967
Just checked it again, there's no plastic film on it whatsoever.

Also, cant I just wait those 4 days and just get my refund if the chink doesn't do anything ?

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>>58531025

New users only

$8 off $40
http://s.aliexpress.com/UVza2qAZ

$5 off $25
http://s.aliexpress.com/v26VnU7V

>>58530605
It will function the same. But you can trust this store, you'll get a working product guaranteed, or theyll resend. They also sell sensors and stuff that adajew sells for like ten times more.

>>58531041
aliexpress reviews the dispute after the 4 days
they may ask for more evidence at that point and they will make their decision on how much you are refunded

Ordered a Chuwi Vi8 Plus for €85 with shipping from eBay. How did I do g?

>>58531052
thank you kind sir

I'm looking for something to turn my dumb TV into a smart one. Not Chromecast or some clone of it, but an Android TV box that can access Google play store (for Netflix, YouTube, etc) and decode AVC video. HEVC would be nice too but not necessary, I'm not sure if the midrange SoCs have any support for HEVC decoding on hardware.

What's a good option?

>>58531052
Is it some scam where ppl get our account pass and email and if we saved credit card number they steal money?
I see this in every thread made me and my tin foil hat curious.

Ofcourse it could be just refer link that will reward ppl for sharing it. In that case it is against the board rules tho

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My Dumbass Ahedratron got here.

It's fucking huge. I didn't expect it to be this big. There's no way it's going to fit into my jeans pocket with my big fat hand molesting it, either. It'd have to be fucked with in a coat or jacket pocket.

It looks pretty durable. Plastic shell, silicone for all the fuckwiddit bits. I already took it into the shower.

>>58531144
No, if you make a new account Ali even tells you that you get these coupons.

>>58531087
Welp, guess I'll wait then, thank you

>>58530979
I've read the infographic, but only does so much for me when there is so much chinkshit

>>58530988
Good link, thanks anon. I think I'll buy the rocks because they are like 12 bucks and why not

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>>58531153
Better pic.

>>58531144
I used it 3 days ago to create an account for the first time and haven't redeemed my discount yet. I'm also the one that posted it yesterday and just now only when someone asks. If someone is getting benefits from it, it sure isn't me.

Do chink Google cardboards block out external light well?

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Oh come on luke, now you're making me feel guilty

>>58530149
What are you going to do with that?

>>58531140
Mini M8S II
http://www.gearbest.com/tv-box-mini-pc/pp_390233.html

>>58531144
The links are from the aliexpress app and give no benefit to the person who shares them. Anyone with the app can confirm that

>>58531168
>doesn't want niggerbass
>chooses rock zircons

>>58529793
>>58529825
>>58530209
there's a guide already
http://pastebin.com/SWNA0rLX
>>58530134
health tea house, it's not the only reputable store but they have a nice sampler pack
from /ck/, with love

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>>58531372
The few reviews I skimmed said they perform well in a lot of categories

pls gib suggestions then

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Post something cute to buy, i got 18€ on my paypal :3

>>58531329
Thanks

>>58531399
I'm going to buy the 30 tea pack, good decision or nah?

I already have a lot of teas i regularly drink so it's not like I'm hurting for tea

What's the newest meme DAC around the block?

>>58530570
Saved for future arduino projects. $1.94 for a wifi sensor is too good to pass up. Much better than $10+ on adafruit

My girlfriend ins i the need of a new chinkphone.
For what she wants to spend, I suggested the Xiaomi Redmi 3S Prime. Is there anything better for roughly the same price or should we just go for it?

>>58531538
Redmi 4 Prime.
Redmi 3s has unfixable network bug.

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Oh boy, I wonder what this is.

>>58531566
sweden yes

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>>58531566
A Box?!?!? I wonder what's in it.

>>58531566
That's gay ass packing.

>>58531596
D R A G O N
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>>58531620
Nope

>>58531460
was wondering the same seams good for 11$

>>58531449
striped knee socks

>>58531242
Are you crazy? Nobody actually does stuff with arduinos.

Just kidding, I control ledstrips with bluetooth serial communication from an app on my phone. That's just an example.

I also create a lot of stuff at uni with them. For my latest project we created a CNC-esque device for 70$, which could control a tablet and play tablet games.

Other than that, I basically automate my home with them. This way I dont get chink bloat/spyware while still enjoying the chink shit.

>>58531629
That's not chink shit

>>58531566
Is it refugees?

>>58531660
It is if it's fake. And judging by the fact that we're in /csg/, it has a high chance of being fake.

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I bought this from $7 USB from China like 8 months ago and it just arrived. Supposedly it has a capacity of 1TB, but I fear some shitty virus will boot once I plug it in. What do you guys think?

>>58531683
>7$ USB
>1TB
It's probably 512mb lmao

>>58531683
Use it at a library or school

>>58531683
throw it away and get a proper USB with secure firmware.

>>58531683
Current date OS have autorun disabled, so just wipe that dongle straight without opening it on explorer.

Also run h2testw after formating, my bet is is 8GB.

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Uiisii or Dzats?

Are the Dzats really worth the extra money in terms of build and sound?

>>58531683
test it on someone else's computer. if it has malware it's their problem

>>58531405
ignore that retard, the zircons are good.

>>58531117
$65 on ali, you overpaid more than $20. Pretty bad considering that's 1/3 of it's total price.

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>>58531660
>>58531681
They are fake. They were $45 each with prescription lenses. The gray ones seem to.be better than the brown ones.

>>58531772
>tumblr glasses
epic bro

>>58531772
Where'd you find these fakes?

>>58530988
WTF I love chink shit now

>>58531176
What would this be, anon? I'm intrigued.

>>58531770
Not him but I don't see a Chuwi Vi8 on Ali for $65, link?

>>58531770
Link?

Also this one is from the EU, so no 27% tax for me.

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>>58531652
got already.

>>58529616
Can I get a chink 120gb ssd for less then 30?

>>58531896
No, if you're in EU buy hardware from Germany or Finland.

>>58531896
>>58531908
US, bought a 120 gb m.2 ssd from microcenter for $35 already

Wondering if chinks have it cheaper as a 2.5" drive as I had to buy an adapter for the m.2 ssd

>>58531772
link pls

>>58531850
http://www.gearbest.com/novelty-toys/pp_587653.html

It's just a dodecahedron fidget cube.

>>58531896
Kingdian S280 120gb was selling for $28-32 last year during spring/summer but for some reason prices have gone WAY up

>>58531538
>>58531561
Didn't know about the network problems. Thanks for the heads up.

>>58531957
http://www.tomshardware.com/news/ssd-hdd-shortage-nand-market,33112.html

It's like that Taiwanese tsunami that wiped out all the HDD factories all over again.

>>58531886
Nice legs anon

>>58531117
You could have got a chuwi hi8 pro or a teclast x80 pro shipped from EU for ~$100

>>58531896
http://www.gearbest.com/hdd-ssd/pp_415704.html

>>58531886
post tits already female(male)

How long usually shipments of phones take?
I ordered one at the very end of December and haven't received it yet.
Warehouse was HongKong I'm in Germany

>>58531957
https://epsnews.com/2016/10/12/supply-shortage-nand-flash-worsens-q4/

>>58531958
AFIK that network bug is now fixed on custom roms https://forum.xda-developers.com/showpost.php?p=70474748&postcount=803
>new kernel roms are by poo in loo developers
>CM13 by Singapore developer haven't been updated to use new kernel

>>58532015
Contact support.

>>58532015
What does the tracking say?

>>58531958
>>58532029
Redmi 4 Prime is better anyhow. better SoC, battery life, better build etc.

>>58532014
Why?

>>58532078
I like your legs

Hey, I order a SOKI watch on Dec18th. According to the tracking, shit hasn't left the country yet. Wtf? I've never waited more a fucking month.
Anybody got any info or similar experience? Store is Feitong https://www.aliexpress.com/store/222858

>>58532092
I'm female (male) tho

>>58532184
I don't see a problem

>>58532184
even better

>>58532062
Hasn't updated sincde the 4th Jan.
>>58532036
they said keep waiting

>>58532204
>>58532206
Alright I'll put something else on
Wait till the next thread and I'll post it

>>58532235
+1
do it in this one

>>58531449
Help!!!

>>58529916
>Amazon losing tons of money
>Half of Amazon is resold chinkshit from Alibaba
>Trump cucks Amazon by helping Jack Ma build thousands of US warehouses and they still undercut Amazon's prices

>>58532254
Not at home yet

>>58531787
>>58531931
Aliexpress, I got them from this store, lenses and all. I just had to message the seller my prescription:
https://schever.aliexpress.com/store/2500021?spm=2114.10010108.0.0.7evQd4
Frames:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Oliver-Peoples-OV5183-OMalley/32734166604.html
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Oliver-Peoples-OV5297-L-A-Coen/32734142768.html

There are also many others available, just searching "Oliver Peoples" on Aliexpress brings up a ton.

>>58532269
damn

>>58531872
>>58531873
Nevermind, it's not $65 anymore. It was on sale till yesterday. If in your country customs check and tax most of packages then you got good deal.

>>58532276
You're going completely blind in a week

>>58532184
>>58532204
>>58532206
>>58532235

That's not me!

I'm female.

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so, you can get a really nice tail plug through chink shit for just under 20 dollars if you are prepared to do some diy

>>58532285
Or at least some headaches

>>58532287
proof it

>>58532071
>But for the price of the Redmi 4 Prime she could buy a 3S Prime + Mi Band 2. She really wants an activity tracker :/

>>58532301
Fuck off retard.

>>58532287
Hmm you're lying, you would've posted pics if you telling the truth

>>58532299
how many cats died for that shit?

>>58532344
none sadly

fuck cats
dog masterrace

ZUK Z2 available for $161 with the coupon ZUKZ2500
http://www.banggood.com/Lenovo-ZUK-Z2-5_0-inch-4GB-RAM-64GB-ROM-Snapdragon-820-2_15GHz-Quad-core-4G-Smartphone-p-1064299.html

>>58532261
http://www.banggood.com/Kawaii-Jumbo-Panda-Squishy-Buns-Cell-Phone-Bag-Strap-Pendant-p-966752.html?rmmds=search

http://www.banggood.com/Mochi-Bunny-Ball-Squishy-Squeeze-Cute-Healing-Toy-Kawaii-Collection-Stress-Reliever-Gift-Decor-p-1113943.html?rmmds=search

http://www.banggood.com/Women-Girls-Cartoon-Animal-Pantyhose-Kawaii-Transparent-Elastic-Stretchable-High-Tight-Stockings-p-1096330.html?rmmds=search

>>58531711
>wanting NSA firmware instead of the People's Republic firmware

>>58532352
>5 inch

>>58531772
They look gay desu

>>58532299
the faux fur will get damaged right away, I'll never buy another one that cheap

>>58532276
Thank you

>>58532325
https://www.kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-xiaomi-redmi-4-pro

https://www.kimovil.com/en/where-to-buy-xiaomi-redmi-3s-3gb-32-gb

Same prices for the gold version, which girls usually like.

>>58532299
How does it feel anon? Post timestamp please

>>58532390
Mr. Shill, I am currently unemployed. How do I shitpost and get paid for it? Chink shit doesn't pay for itself you know.

>>58531538
For a grill I'd also suggest the Mi4c, it has way way better camera than the redmi phones

>>58532390
>xiaomi pregnancy tests
>$30 + Mi mini band 2 for the baby

>>58532353
What's the point of the squishy things? one of them say for a cell phone but idk. Also those girls pantyhose won't fit me :(

>>58532390
Reminder that ilaen.ru and alishort.ru are referral links and should be reported on sight

https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=ilaen.ru

https://archive.rebeccablacktech.com/g/?task=search&ghost=yes&search_text=alishort.ru

>>58532444
they are stress balls you just squish them to calm down or for fun
I may look for something different

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>>58532374
well im not paying for the alternative which is like fiddy bucks
this will hold together just fine for now. if i have problems ill look into a better one but i dont see any downsides to it yet. its not leaving white hair everywhere or anything.
>>58532396
feels good
here's your stamp

>>58532561
Link? It doesn't seem to have base so the fur will get stained.

>>58532561
I heard that some of those are made using real animal tails. That just strikes me as really gross desu.

>>58532561
How do you keep it clean?

>>58532444
>>58532461
more http://www.gearbest.com/stuffed-cartoon-toys/pp_316962.html?

http://www.gearbest.com/action-toys/pp_72323.html?

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>>58532587
it just ties on.
what do you want a link to, the plug or the tail?
>stained
havent had that problem. my butt is always clean when i put things in it.
>>58532598
well this one isn't because it was like £8 lel
>>58532606
i wash it with the same stuff i use to wash my faggot socks with
seems to work okay

>>58532637
Are you male (male)

>>58532637
oh i thought it was just attached to the end an that the plug didn't have a base, also you can get it stained by lubricant etc.

Fuck, I just bought a chinkshit replacement aluminium clasp for my chinkshit SJ4000 case and it doesn't fit.

Spose I'm better off just buying a whole new case, shame since only the clasp is broken.

>>58532715
i am boy
>>58532729
the lube i like doesn't seem to stain anything
can be a little messy though but pretty simple to clean off
its just really expensive because bad dragon

Looking to replace my Piston 3s, usually buy from ibuygou but they're more expensive on there now.

Found some on Aliexpress for like $7, are they usually legit from Aliexpress.

Ironically I've had fakes from domestic amazon sellers in the past

>>58532749
What's the end goal with wearing the plug? Stretching the boy pucci for the bull?

>>58532634
Oh i didn't realize gearbest sold plushies, thanks anon.

>>58532774
not him but they kinda just feels good

>>58532774
just for fun. plugs are pretty great toys for when you cant be bothered to dildo.
this one even has a handle so you can actually fuck yourself with it
but yea i guess i use it to warm up for my other toys or my boi.

>>58532783
Like how? Can you explain the reasoning? I haven't tried it before

>>58532753
Piston 3s have been discontinued, so there's a pretty good chance that no matter where you buy them from that they're going to be fake.

>>58532835
oh, what's the new equivalent then?

>>58532807
well the feel once it's it in, is weird but really nice, even large ones.
Can't describe it more, you may try it out yourself with a cheap and small butt plug

>>58532940
Don't think I'll ever buy one for fear of customs opening it and maybe family finding it

>>58532940
What if you have a massive shit doesn't it getting messy

>>58532848
To be honest, I'm not quite sure, since they have 4 or so out currently. I still have my Piston 2's so I haven't really bothered looking too much into the newer models. They have 2 that are dual driver IEMs that cost $30 and $20, then they have the piston airs for $15, and then they have the basic model (which is pretty shitty from what I heard) for $7 I think. These prices are based on what I saw last time I was on gearbest.

>>58533004
did a bit of research and found the hybrid pro dual driver ones, which seem to be the equivalent of the pistons

gonna go with those, they have decent reviews

>>58532996
either you just take a shit before outting it in or use an enema.
if you leave it in for a day or so there is some shit, yes but with just some toilet paper and a treatment with hand soap everything is fine
>>58532973
local sex shop?

>>58532996
pajeet pls go

>>58531460
>>58531651
>30 tea pack, good decision or nah?
very good decision imo
it's not unlikely that you'll only like some teas but you'll discover how different tea types taste, what you like and so on
I bought the 35 teas sampler and was satisfied
I mean the seller was dishonest with the specs - when it was picked, the grades, but it was still a good deal and a useful purchase

>>58533068
Enjoy your lead poisoning.

>>58533004
>>58533022
Not quite, the older hybrids are dual driver
http://www.gearbest.com/earphones/pp_261864.html

The newer ones are triple driver, also they're $20 with the coupon Xiaomiearp
http://www.gearbest.com/earbud-headphones/pp_566702.html

>>58533068
I ordered a 28 pack tea bags with a tea diffuser.
Tell me am I about to drink some cow poop and grass or is it real tea?

>>58533056
The thought of that is even more frightening

>>58530976
I know. It's an underrated board

>>58532366
Excatly twice the size of your dick!

>>58533096
Ah okay, thanks!

>>58533079
Yes, poisoning your customers is a good business model

>>58533138
Err, yes? Because the Chinese care about poisoning their own, let alone some filthy western pig thousands of kilometres away

>>58533110
not really

>>58533200
>>58533079
>putting lead in your tea
the chinks don't care about your health but there's literally no economical gain from stuffing lead into tea

>>58529616
Legitimate question.
Why do you almost always make your new threads early?

recommend me some cheap ching shit that may come in handy

>>58533237
Not stuffing but letting the lead in if in the process it gets in.

>>58533237
>there is no econimcal gain
Is that why they were selling plastic beads by passing them off as rice to their own people?

>>58533237
Lead based paint and colorants to make the tea look better. It's been done for centuries dumbass. If there's a people's that going to do that in 2017, it's the fucking Chinese.

>>58533119
I'm male (female) tho

>>58533264
Glass/metal sex toys and lingerie. Power bank. Garlic peeler. Tea & dried Mango. Rope to kill yourself and knife to abort 'cause you find out you can't leave your fake Chinese imitation plastic waifus behind after all.

Good enough?

Also, OP has randomizer and info graphic, take your pick or be more specific about what things you need.

Should I pay $0.19 extra for tracking or should I save that money and, hope to get the dough and chink the chinks saying I didn't receive?

Please tell me if the tea is a meme or is it really good?

Ganzo G720 Tactical Folding Knife for Home / Outdoor Camping / Hiking / Adventure Activities - BLACK
http://www.gearbest.com/survival-emergency-gear/pp_185410.html?wid=21
coupon:KCIQ
$16.19

I swear burn in is real and my Rock Zircons have fully blossomed after 2-3 months usage

>>58533361
They probably won't ship it anyway

>>58531212
I have the Fiit VR and no it doesnt, I have to turn off the lights in the room and close the blinds

>>58531939
>that monobrowed Russian hacker chinkshit shill

>>58533361
Usually don't pay extra for tracking.

Also don't scam the chinks? If they do send the shit you ordered, pay up.

>>58533293
That's an ancient hoax, it would be MUCH MUCH MUCH more expensive to sell plastic rice compared to just regular rice, and said plastic would easily be shown when cooking rice.

>>58533320
While generally this might be or might not be true, lead does not exit tea leaves or affect the tea itself.
This would generally affect you if you chewed the leaves, but you have to have some kind of mental damage to chew on anything from china.
Lead is a fucking joke compared to arsenic and cadmium, but all of these strive no effect if you boil your tea, use tea bags or a filter and don't leave them in the water for over 3 minutes.

>>58533096
I wasn't even aware that triple driver IEMs existed. Thanks.

>>58533426
But what if you are the unlucky sucker and die from drinking tea from china

>>58533079
good tea is chinese anyway, whoever you buy it from
>>58533271
>letting the lead in if in the process it gets in.
>btw I don't have a clue how tea is processed
>>58533320
>Lead based paint and colorants to make the tea look better. It's been done for centuries dumbass.
colorant on tea leaves?
I'mma need some source on that brother
>>58533099
>tea diffuser
you mean infuser? and one of the advantages of loose tea is that you don't have a bag to keep all of it in the same place
the tasty chemicals move because of concentration gradient and if you keep all the tea leaves in the same, small space, the tasty chemicals will not come out as much
read the ISO 3103 paper and look up "gong fu (brewing)" on google and use what you prefer
with that kind of tea I'd rather use the latter
>am I about to drink some cow poop and grass
I only ever got tea
granted, not all of it was good, but it was still tea and most of it was good

>>58533483
Yeah, I'm well aware that the tea I normally buy is going to be from China, but to actually be imported in the EU is another thing when you're trying to chink your way to riches. So you keep the shit tea, make it look good any way you can, and chink the western losers via Aliexpress.

>>58533361
People like you are the reason we lose out on chink shit

>>58533470
if its good tea i wouldn't mind

>>58533470
Then at least you didn't die from obesity, it'll sound so much better and way more regrettable.

Plus if we hear about it here someone might put a shark sticker or something on your grave.

Ah yea, and the Chinese will probably kill half the respective plantation to send a signal and ensure tea exports don't get a bad reputation.

>>58533483
How would I go about making the tea? The infuser looks so damn cute tho

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>>58531772
>Going for the "I'm offended" look

>>58533507
>I'm well aware that the tea I normally buy is going to be from China
it's not, most tea you can buy in teabags is blended black tea from india and sri-lanka
I wrote good tea
>to actually be imported in the EU is another thing
so you're saying they either process the tea that goes to the west differently, using newer and cleaner machinery (almost all of it is done by hand because it's still cheaper btw), or they somehow clean it, and they keep the poisonous one for themselves?
if I got you right, then you might have had a point if there actually was the concrete possibility of an appreciable quantity of heavy metals to end up in tea during processing, tho even not being that much of an expert I'd say there isn't
pesticides on the other hand, you might be right, but I don't trust the western importers/resellers to sell me anything better
>>58533593
quoting my previous post
>read the ISO 3103 paper and look up "gong fu (brewing)" on google and use what you prefer
>with that kind of tea I'd rather use the latter

>>58533648
Can I make Chinese tea into ice tea?

>>58533648
Learn some reading comprehension fucktard. One would think you're a Chink shilling his shit tea.

Just bought Zuk Z2 from banggood on sale. $171 for black version with code. Hope I won't get chinked.

>>58533691
Pretty good deal for a phone of that calibre.

>>58533667
You can make any tea into ice tea of sorts.

Typically it's just some lemon/lime, sugar and ice plus whatever tea you're using.

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/35W-computer-software-online-USB-tester-USB-Discharging-Load-QC2-0-3-0-MTK-PE-Trigger/32707276028.html

How can I live without one?

l

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>>58533627
>>58531779
>>58532369
say tht to my fce lil bich

>>58533674
>Learn some reading comprehension fucktard.
come on I was trying to be open to possibilities, if you only wanna shit on chink tea just say so
>One would think you're a Chink shilling his shit tea.
you're the only one who seem to think that
did a chink tea seller rape your hamster or something?

>>58533733
PS: "Typical" ice tea calls for black tea, and most commercial manufacturers use cheap ass shit black tea. Most of the finer notes are overshadowed anyhow.

The only "complication" is that China calls it western black tea red tea when you directly translate it, which is kinda logical. They got an even darker brewing result tea as 'black tea' in Chinese.

But honestly, you can kinda make any tea into "ice tea".

>>58533648
can you recommend some good milky oolong?

>>58533733
I don't feel safe putting chink shit in my body

What's the best chinkphone under 70$? I'm currently looking at the Oukitel C3.

>hurr muh lead in tea
literally go test your tea right now
it's going to be filled with either pesticides, 25% or more lead or other types of metals unless you buy that shit from countryside jap farmers (you should, but you'll be somewhat limited to mostly green tea types).

>but muh european regulations
Tea absorbs so much shit into itself that unless your shit is packaged tightly in a bacteria free room and shipped in some kind of bubble, it's going to play the role of a succubus and absorb everything chemical that even comes near it
>>58533800
>I don't feel safe putting chink shit in my body
I too would avoid taking chink dong.

>>58533800
Then don't. I don't really care if you do.

Personally I see no problem with such basic natural products, and don't expect anyone to make better tea.

>>58533825
Isn't the c5 pro going for 70 too now for presale?

>>58533875
>>58533825

http://s.aliexpress.com/qqUBNNR7

>>58533825
HT17 Pro.

>>58533825
> best chinkphone under 70$
Don't recall anyone comparing these very much.

It's just a random guess with far more inconsistent QA on the hardware and software that will either kill it sooner or later, or not.

And IIRC nothing is particularly remarkable specs-wise. Just grab some.

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>>58533893
Xiaomeme BTFO

>>58533919
Oh, snap!

>>58533825
Ulefone U008 Pro for $59.99
http://www.gizmochina.com/2017/01/16/ulefone-u008-pro-gets-40-off-promotion-coming-soon-59-99/
http://ulefone.com/promotions/ulefoneu008prodeals.html

>>58533919
> Two poorly specified components are different!
Camera, GPS & gyros (compass etc), internal storage & RAM performance, battery capacity and longevity and wlan antenna and speaker and endless other details almost nobody ever specifies will or will not be good. Plus then the software.

I almost consistently went with Xiaomeme 'cause for the most part the even parts without any specs were good.

>>58533984
>Mediakek
Okay, for that price I'd ignore that

>$60
>3500mAh
Will it asplode?

Mite buy for backup

>>58533788
>can you recommend some good milky oolong?
go look for whatever Taiwanese milk oolong gas the most orders on ali
I can't personally say it's good but it will most likely be good enough, and cheap

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What's the latest buyable memes?

Any dedicated youtubers showcasing unboxing and reviews for chink shit specifically?

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Rest in peace packages

I want the very best chinkphone camera, what should I buy at a 120~220 usd price range?

>>58534295
>Act airline accident
Check wiki
>On 16 January 2017 Turkish Airlines Flight 6491, a wet leased Boeing B747-412F operating as TC-MCL overshot the runway on approach to Manas Airport, Bishkek, Kyrgyzstan. The crash killed all four crew members and 34 people on the ground.

; _ ;

so if the ali chinks don't ship my stuff (i even allowed them to extend the time) by the end of the period it gives before the order is closed, do i need to dispute immediately after it closes or a little bit before?

>>58534301
Xiaomi Mi5 or Redmi Pro

>>58534362
The important thing is that the packages are gone,,,sigh

>>58534376
You should be able to just cancel the order and get refunded if they haven't even shipped

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Any decent Chink mice for large hands?

Bought myself pic-related but it's cramping my hand up

>>58534432
>your package could have landed on a bystander killing him
MURDERER

>>58534400
but the redminote 3 pro has a better camera than the Redmi Pro

>>58534509
No it doesn't

>>58533984
>octa-core on top
>quad-core on bottom
god I love chinks

>>58534508
Even worse, it might have caused the accident

>>58534544
I-it didn't have a battery, r-right?

>>58534434
It says it's stuck in CN and that information hasn't updated since November 30

Anyone bought facial trimmers/shavers?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scoubidou
Why the fuck can I not find this on aliexpress?

looking to buy some Bluetooth headphones similar to the new apple ones with no cord. any suggestions?

Perhaps these?:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Mini-Wireless-Earpiece-Bluetooth-Earphone-Sport-Micro-Headphone-Blutooth-Stereo-Headset-Microphone-For-Mobile-Phone-iPhone/32782709951.html?ws_ab_test=searchweb0_0,searchweb201602_3_10065_10068_10501_10000009_10503_10084_10000025_10083_10000029_10080_10082_10081_10000028_10110_10111_10060_10112_9999_10113_10062_10114_10115_10056_503_10055_10054_10059_10099_501_10078_10079_10000022_10000012_10103_10073_10102_10000015_10096_10000018_10000019_10052_10053_10107_10050_10106_10051-9999_10503_10501,searchweb201603_9,afswitch_3,single_sort_1_default&btsid=f7a8b1fd-c789-4c44-ae8f-dbc7a02f916b

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Are any of the chinky mirror light indicators worth buying? I want to install something like pic related in my Cherokee

>>58534958
Why do you want to look like a geriatric?

>>58535049

well maybe not those specifically, but something like those but with a little bit more style

>>58534958
X1T Twins True Wireless Headset Bluetooth Earphones For IPhone 7 Samsung Xiaomi Bluetooth Headset Earbuds Mini micro earpiece
http://s.aliexpress.com/QvaAbENN
(from AliExpress Android)

>>58534958
That's a handsfree speaker not headphones, you only get one speaker

>>58534976
Not really, they obstruct your vision and the cars behind you can barely see them.

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>>58535305
they don't even need to see them desu

>>58535383
what's the point of having them then?

>>58531683
Oh boy

>>58531772
Better how?

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>>58534362
how come a simple thing such as ;_; gets more of an emotional reaction out of me than any news format could have with the same message.

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>>58535866
False thread. Ignore.

>>58535939
Stfu faggot

>>58535992
It ain't no RegularOP.

Here's new shit thread from a shit OP
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