TCPL general

My favourite programming language general? Yes!

>>58526569

#include <stdio.h>
int main (void){
    while(1){
        puts("Enter your number");
        int num;
        scanf("%d", &num);
        puts(num%3==0?(num%5==0?"FizzBuzz":"Fizz"):(num%5==0?"Buzz":"No fizz or buzz for you m80."));
    }
    return 0;
}

>>58526655
that's pretty leet, anon

>>58526569
>>58526655
Ayy wtf

#include <stdio.h>
int main (void){
    while(1){
        puts("Enter your number");
    int num;
    scanf("%d", &num);
        puts(num%3==0?(num%5==0?"FizzBuzz":"Fizz"):(num%5==0?"Buzz":"No fizz or buzz for you m80."));
    }
    return 0;
}

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>>58526655
>>58526672
I'm sorry I am not used to use code blocks in 4chen, but why the fuck is it breaking?

#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

void f(int j)
{
    static void (*const ft[2])(int) = { f, exit };

    printf("%d\n", j);
    ft[j/1000](j + 1);
}

int main(int argc, char *argv[])
{
    f(1);
}

>>58526569

std::cout<<"Get with the times, we C++"<<17<<" now"<<std::endl;
std::cin>>butthurt;

>>58526655
For those that don't understand this meme: https://css-tricks.com/tales-of-a-non-unicorn-a-story-about-the-trouble-with-job-titles-and-descriptions/

literally the worst book about C i've read. Such an outdated meme at this point.

>>58526703
>>58526719
#thread rule: post your fizzbuzz before your shitty opinion

>>58526703
how can she still convince herself she's skilled enough to be an engineer?

this is the most fucked up thing i've read all year

>>58526703
it's like they learn all the unimportant stuff and skip the important stuff yet still feel entitled to a job

>b-bu-but i can use PHOTOSHOP
yeah, so can any 14 year old in america

>>58526725
Did ya even read the article? It demonstrates why women shouldn't be outside the kitchen.

what is the best resource for starting with C?

i have a semester of python and oop under my belt

>>58526844
knr

>>58526844
top quality bait
>>58526856
fish

>>58526856
actually, i didn't say this, but i'm more interested in a project that can introduce me to low level networking with C.

any ideas?

Want to test your C and x86 assembly skills?

Tell me what this code outputs if compiled on Linux for IA-32.

http://pastebin.com/GQPnUi7d

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>>58526893

const char *data =
        "\x8b\x44\x24\x04\x8b\x5c\x24\x08"
        "\x8b\x00\x8b\x1b\x31\xc3\x31\xd8"
        "\x31\xc3\x8b\x4c\x24\x04\x89\x01"
        "\x8b\x4c\x24\x08\x89\x19\xc3\x90"
        "\x55\x89\xe5\x8b\x45\x04\xc9\xc3"
        "\x55\x90\x90\x89\xe5\x90\x90\x90"
        "\x8b\x45\x08\x89\x45\x04\xc9\xc3"
        "\x60\xe8\x05\x0c\x0c\x0f\xcc\xc0"
        "\x17\x0f\x12\x0c\x04\xc1\x60\x00"
        "\x20\x47\x4f\x54\x4f\x00\x43\x4f"
        "\x4e\x53\x49\x44\x45\x52\x45\x44"
        "\x00\x48\x41\x52\x4d\x46\x55\x4c"
        "\x20\x00\x69\x6e\x73\x74\x61\x6c"
        "\x6c\x20\x67\x65\x6e\x74\x6f\x6f";

\

I aint running that shit, nigga

>>58526889
beej's guide to networking

>>58526889
How low level?

>>58526921 is really good for a general introduction to socket programming.

who GLib here?

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>>58526919
It's harmless anon, it only outputs "goto considered harmful" and "Hello, world!"

I also added a watermark to prove that I wrote it, see pic.

>>58526921
i love you

>>58526725
Doc we are usually on the same page, it hurts me to see you attack me like this.

>>58526784
>>58527182
sorry. The rule still stands though