What went wrong?

Female CEO

>>58511823
dunno wtf
my account was affected by the leak
some bitch changed my password

This is a subject that most kids don't remember. Mainly Google. Google's main thing was that the search engine was very simplistic.

Yahoo was the dominant power to that point, but they had an interface that gave you cancer. Ads everywhere.

I guess after a point they couldn't change it even if they wanted to. Their customers had paid for it.

>>58511831
evrytim

>>58511831
/thread?

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They killed geocities

>>58511823
Man fuck yahoo.
>always had a disgusting search engine
>constantly emails you about upgrades
>let my account that I've had since 2006 get hacked in 2013
>literally 0 customer support, never got it back
>always makes you relog
>mail search function is fucked
>too shit to even do commercials on tv anymore
>australian tier loading times
>always kept trying to stealthy install their toolbar on IE
I still be using it though but fuck them seriously

>>58511831
Fpbp

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>>58511845
Little did we know, Google's cancer was hidden in the marrow ready to metastasize everywhere.

>>58511831
>Company with male CEO fails
>CEO was shit
>Company with female CEO fails
>All Female CEOs are shit
Every time

>>58511823
My father is still using Yahoo for mail and search. His email is so old that he still have a 4 digit password.

>>58512118
holy fuck, its like the company server i was fixing yesterday. they have guest as passoword. FOR THE ENTIRE COMPANY

>>58512140
yay typo

>>58511967

Inevitable for anything big.

>>58512140
Heh, this password is also his bank account password. I always tell him to change it but he just don't want

>>58511823

Friend gave me a gmail invite in 2004, and I immediately gave myself about ten invites to set up accounts to handle different aspects of my life.

A couple months later, yahoo locked me out of my primary email account, which I had used & relied on for the previous 4 years. Turns out, when I signed up for it, entering your birthday was not one of the fields. When yahoo updated whatever the fuck they were updating, their software noticed I didn't have a birthday entered into their massive privacy-invasion scheme.

Logically, they made me jump through a ridiculously convoluted account recovery process, including whatever ZIP code I had used during initial sign-up and, you guessed it, the birth date I had used when I signed up. Which had never been required.

I spent a couple months trying to get anybody in their tech support to respond & help me recover the account (actually, I had three, but the main one had very critical personal data in it ... remember "Yahoo Briefcase?"). Locked out of several fairly popular Geocities sites I had invested hundreds of hours in as part of the deal. I was forced, by default, to invest in my gmail accounts as a matter of survival.

Never got any of it back, and took several hard kicks in the balls in my life because of it. If I even see yahoo in a URL I ignore it, haven't seen any part of their malware website in years.

So, don't any of you retarded underage faggots start in with the "female CEO" /pol/ meme. Yahoo sucked festering dogshit years before that ever happened. The female CEO thing was just their crowning glory on top of their ongoing, monumental clusterfuck.

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>>58512025
There is a connection

>>58512342
We have to give women these meaningless positions so they don't bitch about inequality or something.
We don't need a minister of defence though, the biggest thread to us is America, and they are not openly in war with us.

>>58512025
The proportion of male to females CEOs is pretty big, and yet we still hear about them failing

>>58512342
>MILO

Alt-right memester, pls

>>58512118
> His email is so old that he still have a 4 digit password.
> let my account that I've had since 2006 get hacked in 2013

>>58511831
idiot

>>58512671
oh, the truth hurts

>>58512419
Nobody likes that faggot, not even the alt-right. They tolerate him because he's gay and that means liberals can't attack him.

>>58511868
>>58511869
>>58511945
Lisa saved AMD

>>58512671
Found the female, America is going to wise up and repel the 19th amendment.

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>>58511890
>mfw I look up archives of geocities websites I made when I was 13