Finally. A laptop for me!
>psssh, nothin personell kid
*folds*
*installs gen2*
What is this shit
>>58506460
I honestly kind of want it
>>58506535
http://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2017/01/razer-demos-a-sorta-cool-sorta-ridiculous-triple-monitor-laptop-concept/
Razer's concept multi-monitor folding laptop. It got jacked by someone when they weren't looking during CES. They are actually offering a $25,000 reward to anyone who can help them find it,
http://money.cnn.com/2017/01/10/technology/ces-razer-gaming-laptop-stolen/
Perfect.
This shill steals your laptop, what do you do?
>>58507071
Linus' hand is phasing out of existence, we clearly have nothing to stop the ethereal menace
>>58506460
Just imagine watching Blacked.com on that thing...
>>58507071
Watch as it tries to escape quickly and gets wedged at the exit door frame.
>>58506460
>Finally. A laptop for me!
>>58507091
As a black man, I am disgusted. Why is it that the color of my penis turns on white men?
>>58507189
Give back the computer you're typing this from, Jamal.
>>58507095
DAMN, chloe moretz looks like *THAT*?
>>58507189
The same reason why Black girls sometimes like Latin guys, White or Asian guys and the same reason I love chocolate girls
>>58507189
Same reason why bestiality porn turns some people on. You are subhuman and animalist, therefore alien and novel.
>>58507494
as someone that watches bestiality porn I can confirm this
I just like watching women debase themselves.
>>58507083
This is far more amusing than it should be.
>>58506460
Embrace the W I D E
>>58507171
This can't be real.
>>58509145
>steals thin TV
>no one stops him, despite being able to see it from their perspective
>only advert or logo visible is a sign for LG's "thinnest TV"
no shit, Sherlock
>>58506460
Take it easy!
>>58506460
>not having glorious Think™Pad® with integrated tablet
are you guys even trying
Now I can keep track of all my 4chan threads
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>>58509516
now post one with a timestamp
>>58509589
>>58509631
fuck, it's 2017