/g/ humour thread

>>58470691
>t. mactoddler

Kill yourself, you dumb fucking shit stain.

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>>58470737

>>58470745
>t. mactoddler

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>>58470752

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>>58470768

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>>58470712
Pretty sure this is about feminists joining in.

Anyway.

>>58470768
Aside from being a cheap case, what's funny about this one?

>>58470737
amazing

>>58470881
He was actually cheating on his wife.

>Jobs publicly denied he was Lisa’s father for years, even though he took a paternity test in 1979 proving he was the dad. He was paying $500 a month in child support when he told Time magazine in 1983, “28 percent of the male population in the United States could be the father.”

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>>58470752

>I hank You Steve

>>58471022
someone replace that screen with

make menuconfig

>>58470712
I use Linux, but I don't get insecure when someone is shitting on it

>>58470955
Wut? You know Lisa was born way before he even knew his wife.

>>58470752
I bet it was the fucking faggot Jordon who did that

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>>58470752
DALE

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>>58472488
>4gb
>usb 2.0
I'd call it a shit, a luddite retro shit

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>>58472842

>>58470785
>sberbank
Lel what did you expect

Also "atm not working"

>>58472877
>implying any usb 3.0 ones use such shit design or plastic

>>58470813
Why is that kid there?

>>58472948
they kidnapped him

>>58471022
holy shit I have the black version of that monitor. It is shit and i use a laptop attachment on a monitor arm to no look at it like a goof.

>>58473420
>iPoo
I feel like this isn't going to sell very well in the Indian markets

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>>58473459

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>>58473496

>>58473496
>did not get the joke

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>>58473525

>>58473496
>>58473525
>rich faggy corporate guys
there's literally nothing you can say that would make them seem bad, they are bad because they are corporate faggots and not because they don't want to shower, but they are richer than you will ever be and they feel better about themselves than you ever will

>>58473575
kek

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>>58473547

>>58473496
>>58473525
>>58473538
How will iPajeets ever recover?

>>58473673
Exactly.

>poorfags buying expensive shit

>>58473673
>bought a mac and expected to be president

>>58470709
what article ?

>>58470768
That's a cool looking snack cabinet

>>58470910
>water cooling

>>58473525
>One Infinite Loo
Genius

>>58473744
>with an aio that was cannabalized into a custom loop

>>58473773
AIOs are a much better idea to cannibalize, like putting a reservoir between the radiator and CPU piece. Less noisy and still motherboard controlled. Just don't put some retarded long pipes on it.

>>58470813
>white "people"

>>58473928
>apple users
>"people"

>>58473928
>>58473967
No
>"muricans"

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>>58471022
>>58471282

>>58473547
That's only an american phenomenon, usanians think rich people are gods and can do no wrong.

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>>58470691
>>58470813
Obesity rate of USA exploded during this time.

>>58475630
>Overweight for a 5' 4" person
>Manlets

>>58474409
Very nice shop anon

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>>58475672
you're reading the second part first.

The first part mentions BMI >= 30, BMI accounts for height.

Another reason why I'm posting: the BMI graph is sunk further and further every year into fat because as you can see, even in 2010 more than 30% of the population was "obese". When this amount of people are fat, quite literally statistically speaking, it changes the average.

in 10 more years, there will be no more BMI and people will just say "oh I'm in the majority I guess so I'm also fine" as they have increasingly been now.

I'll fuck off to /fit/, I know, but I find it entertaining of any kind when you try to have an attempt at an average and more than 50% are starting to do the objectively and obviously stupid and wrong thing and it spits out you're experiencing some kind of underrating disorder

>>58473696
kek'd

>>58470691

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ypHfRbU16k

>>58475630
US literally just changed the definition of obese and 1/4 suddenly became "fat" overnight.

>>58470672
shit, I should sell the box from my 15" retina MacBook Pro

>>58476132
Or you could go out back of Best Buy to the recycle bin and load up your car with empty boxes.

>>58476223
I don't gedit.

>>58475722
I'm 6ft tall and the lowest I've ever weighed is 180 pounds. I was fit as fuck I couldn't imagine being any skinnier. 140 and 6ft? the fuck you would snap in half if someone touched you.

>>58476223
Kek

>>58476276

Loonix desktop threads are all the same.

>>58476223
>use linux
>don't give a shit what my desktop looks like
>this is gold

>>58476276
All the desktops in desktop threads look really similar, and people act like there are huge differences between the desktops.

All the business cards in this scene look really similar, and the people in the scene were acting like there were huge differences between the cards.

As you can see, it is a very similar thing. Just like Bateman and his coworkers were all vice president of Pierce & Pierce, the posters on desktop threads are all neckbears on a Vietnamese Comic book forum.

Not sure if this makes sense, but hope it helps.

>>58475722
BMI is a very flawed system.

>>58474409
Got a raging boner from this

>>58473560
>"Here's to the rebels"
>Mac
top kek

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>>58473560

>>58473528
Poo in it

>>58473547
Well I'm not dead so I've got that going for me.

>>58477595

It's flawed because it assumes everyone is relatively dyel. So it's inaccurate for people who have 0 muscle or are body builders.

It's just a rule of thumb not a law, and it's generally pretty good, I think there are more advanced ways of measuring but it's a pain in the ass and you have to do actual tests.

>>58470768
That's a big pepper grinder.

>>58477214
maybe they should use desktops in the image

>>58477575
>still uses .rc files

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>>58470672

Classic meme here.

>>58476097

The definition of obesity doesn't depend on the government of any country you imbecile.

>>58478723
Yes it does you retard.

http://www.cnn.com/HEALTH/9806/17/weight.guidelines/

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>>58472842
LMAO, I have one of those of 16GB
It was cheaper than the other so I took this one.
I attach it to an old Bank Card so I don't loose it

>>58470813
iProducts, Starbucks and 2.4 chubby children.
It's the American dream.

(actually the qt with the short hair is ok)

>>58475672
>Overweight for a 5' 4" person
Your reading comprehension is abysmal.

It's:
>*BMI >=30 or about 30lbs. overweight for a 5'4" person
>...or about 30lbs. overweight for a ...
A 6' person with BMI =>30 would be much more than 30lbs overweight.

>>58476990
>Loonix desktop threads are all the same.
>>58477214
>All the desktops in desktop threads look really similar, and people act like there are huge differences between the desktops.
>All the business cards in this scene look really similar, and the people in the scene were acting like there were huge differences between the cards.

Ok, I guess I can get it but the joke is a little off. In the original, the 'better' card has raised text and a parchment texture or something. It was literally better, or at least fancier albeit in ways that would only matter to the most autistic poster on /fa/.

The linux one, unless I'm mistaken, is actually identical. I did spend 20 seconds trying to find a difference between them.

>>58477595
>BMI is a very flawed system.
It's not perfect but see this: >>58477954
>It's just a rule of thumb not a law, and it's generally pretty good,

If someone is built then they don't need to be measuring obesity, you can take one look at them and say SWOLL BRO and give them a clean bill of health.

I have a friend who was a state fitness champion but had to get a medical exemption in the army because he failed a BMI test because he was 0% bodyfat and built and technically obese. He wasn't even roided up (he was pure natty and actually didn't really like lifting, he just did shitloads of pushups etc and ate well).

OTOH: if someone comes in to a doctor's office and wipes the burger juice off their shirt and says "look doc, I'm having trouble with my knees but I think I'm pretty fit" then the doc puts them on a scale, checks their height and has an explicit measurement for how overweight they are and how much they need to lose to be healthy.

BMI is good for that task, telling fat people how much they need to lose to be healthy.

>>58470672
Probably related but I worked for a company where we would use Macs, the semi older "flat" pro's with an extra monitor. Now the company went bankrupt but through negotiations we were allowed to use the equipment while we started our own company. Soon after I found out that one of the Macs I was using was malfunctioning (probably the gpu, the entire screen would turn off) and we quickly switched it without telling.

Now all items were being auctioned to which you had to pay a high percentage to the auctioneers and pretty much people were betting on it so much they could have just bought a new Mac.

So someone bought a faulty Mac that had no more warranty and that was more expensive than an actual new Mac.

Another one we knew thought he was bidding on a Mac and was also bidding enough that he might have been able to buy a new one. Then after he found out it was the extra monitor and not the actual computer.

>>58472397
What happend to cox. I don't see "her" around any more

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they came from router space

>>58479000
>I did spend 20 seconds trying to find a difference between them.
That was the autism test and you failed.

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>>58480196
haha I enjoy browsing reddit also

>>58470832

That's not humor, that's actually great.

PKUNZIP.ZIP

>>58480221
thats a twitter post

>>58470946
>I don't have permission to read this

lol..

>>58470737
what's this fucking bastardisation of English about. just speak paki you fucking retards

>>58477575
> LS -A
Not going to work. It's ls -a.

>>58474947
Where is this from?

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>>58479599

>>58480221
/fa/ BTFO

>>58481134
Incorrect, retard.

post google humour

>>58472488
Literally every single person I have ever met in my entire life has never called it anything other than memory stick

>>58478795
>I attach it to an old Bank Card so I don't loose it
This, it's ridiculous how tiny they are, if you don't attach it to something, goodbye

>>58480175
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>58481754
>>58479599

>gaming routers

And a mouse with 12 buttons on it costs $104. Kill me.

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>>58472842
>>58478795
>>58482926
I just leave mine in my laptop, it's tiny so I don't even notice it's there.

>>58480196
> garbage keyboard
> garbage trackpad + shitty positioning
> garbage 16:9
> "gamer" product
> heavy af
eww

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>>58474409
>>58471022
>tfw no asian gf who can build a computer with you

>>58470691
>linux
kek

>>58483019
Wait fo the G600 to go on sale. It works really nice for a MMO mouse.

>>58472842
I bought that 128gb for like $20, plugged it into my TV

>>58477595
t. fatass

>>58483156
What is /g/'s opinion on the Cougar 700m? I like the positioning of the buttons more than the G series.

>>58474409
hot

>>58480175
>>58483003

what is it? I don't know what laptop that is

>>58478230
for you

>>58479574
Whos cox?
Does she stuff things in her boi pucci?

>>58483077
That's probably the idea behind them

>>58483156
>G600
How hard is it to press the wrong button?

>>58483514
Yeah but they are meant to be moved around

>>58479574
>"her"
He's a male. He just got bored I guess, he posts on /cuteboys/ sometimes

>>58483671
Sauce on him?
I want to fap now

>>58483637
When I need to bring it with me without my laptop, I just put it inside that plastic little case and put in my wallet (alongside the coins).

>>58483671
he got ran off because nobody likes him lmao

>>58483132
>not posting the pic where she plugs the monitor to the mobo port

>>58470813
This picture triggers me way more than
1
2
34

>>58472488
usb key or" clé usb" in french, never heard anything else

>>58484053
Actually kekd

>>58485495
That was a nice way to fuck up older UPSes

>>58485495
>>>/wsg/1467220

>>58472842
have the same one for my Laptop.
Constantly occupies one space and i always have an USB Stick with we.
Top stuff.

>>58485495
comunism.jpg

>>58472488
>Thumbstick not even listed
Is it a retarded regionalism or something? Most people I know call it a USB thumbstick

>>58485853
Took me a few seconds to get it. Mildkek.

>>58476276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZVkW9p-cCU

>>58485853
>>58485909
I don't get it

>inb4 pussy joke

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>>58485814

>>58485961
macOS often indexes files by making a hidden file called .DS_store inside every folder.

>>58485853
I don't own a Mac

>>58485992
Topkek. Didn't look at the filename at all.

Btw, what does Gnome, KDE, aka Linux desktops use? Like Windows uses desktop.ini

>>58476287
>>58477595
BMI doesn't account for muscle mass. In the extreme case you have the Rock being rated obese on the BMI scale.
However that doesn't mean BMI is suddenly less accurate for the average person (dyel). It's a great scale for exactly those people.

>>58473673
you can't expect to make america great again by buying foxconn hardware

>>58480196
Computer "gaming hardware" can't die soon enough.

>>58484053
>>58480175
>>58471022
Women were a mistake.

>>58483326
It's a cheapo $300 laptop at best

The only reason anyone buys them is because they used to be well built.

>>58484053
Just imagine where the world would be without clueless retards

It'd be boring AS FUCK

Competent people never let anything go wrong, seriously it sucks shit, you need incompetent people for fun things to happen.

>>58485345
Fuck you

>>58479026
>0% body fat

Want to know how I know you're talking out of your ass?

>>58470813
White """"""""culture""""""""

>>58470832
A E S T H E T I C

>>58470813
>white "people"

>>58488963
Gross...

>>58477595
t. fatfuck

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>>58489090
Real or not, this is fucking great.

>>58470737
jade, snsv and dy are all well known laptop manufacturers.

>>58485345
This story enrages me so much every time i read it.

>>58483326
T410

>>58470712
>>58470745
>>58470755
>>58470813
>>58475672
>>58477575
>>58480189
>>58482308
>>58482851
>>58483326
>>58483502
>>58487219
Get raped and kill yourself, you retarded fucking faggot sack of nigger shit with down syndrome.

>>58483077
>I just leave mine in my laptop, it's tiny so I don't even notice it's there.
thats what she said

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>>58477595
k haes shit

>>58477954
>everyone is dyel
um no in 1995 I very much remember everyone being in the target bmi just like the CDC pic describes. everyone just got fat.

As I said, in 10 more years you will see BMI being referred to as a 90s / 00s thing, just like the 2000 calorie diet is gone. Fat has infiltrated the government, for example they did away with the food pyramid putting fats/oils on the top with a prominent "use sparingly" and now it looks like it's necessary to live and just as important as the rest, see updated version, pic related.

It's hilarious to see this play out when >40% of the population is a fat retarded fuck. You can't make a chart or average and can't make a system, the only system is "tolerance" and that means you end up dead before 40 because not even soaking up unlimited medicaid money is going to save you.

>>58490476
But fats and oils actually are important and there are even nutrients you can only get from fats and oils.
It also says to try to get fats and oils from fish nuts and vegetable oils and limit saturated fat intake.
That's genuinely good diet advice in the shortest amount of words possible.

>>58483771
http://www.bit-tech.net/hardware/motherboards/2011/05/13/what-is-the-intel-z68-chipset/3

>>58483623
pretty hard. the "double dish" of the keys works well.
Basically each set of 6 curves inwards around your thumb