>mfw people say "modulo" instead of just "mod"

>>58464291
That's the name of the operation, bro.

Yeah , I think you need to activate it on yourself

>>58464291
>mfw people say please instead of pls

This is how retarded you sound

>>58464291
>tfw ppl say integer instead of int
>tfw ppl say people instead of people

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>>58464807
>>58464825
>mfw people say string instead of str
>mfw people say character instead of char

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>>58465044
>when they pronounce it 'care'

>>58464291
>when people spell out their social security number instead of passing a const pointer

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>when people say Hertz instead of Hz

>>58464291
>trap card
:3

>>58465090
>when people copy around a pointer and do a bunch of indirect lookups instead of just copying a small struct

>>58464291
>mfw people say "GNU/Linux" instead of just "GNU"

>mfw people say "my girlfriend" instead of "kill me please, my life sucks"

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>app

>people say program when they mean app
Literally wtf is a program?

>>58465069
I usually pronounce it like the fish

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>>58465520

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>"the 64gb phone has double the performance of the 32gb version"

Literally saw this in a serious provider ad yesterday in a German magazine.

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>>58466452
It literally does have double the performance.

storage space provides a function, storing media in some form, such as music or video files. 64gb is double 32gb of storage, the function of the storage space, which is double the performance of 32gb.

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>>58466546

>>58466452
>>58466546
>>58466553
whether or not the term "performance" SHOULD be used, it's valid. lrn2eng

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>>58466584
Yeah they totally didn't do that to trick normies into thinking it was faster.

But ok.. you win.

Have a pic of my cats.

>>58466596
please pet them

>>58466596
Cool katze

>>58464600
>>58464632
>>58464807
Right.You say "3 subtraction 2 equality 1"
Not "3 minus 2 equals 1"

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>>58466617
I promise.

Here's the one on the left grown up. The other pic was pretty old.

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>>58466673
And the one in behind.