...what the fuck is this?? why is my taskbar an advertisement?

>>58462790

>Windows
Found your problem

>>58462790
Why is your Firefox a Chrome?

That's what you get for using botnet crap

MacBook doesn't have this problem

>>58462790
why are you surprised?
they do this with edge vs chrome too

>>58462810
this is from windows not chrome

also not using firefox until they get their shit together with e10s. chrome's had multiprocess for nearly a decade.

>>58462847
windows have a 'no ad' setting?

>>58462813
edge vs chrome isn't an ad, you have one and the other is free. And to be truthful, chrome is a bit of a security risk...

>>58462812
>t.mactoddler needs to brag about his hardware to feel secure

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>>58462790
>Windows Botnet
>Google botnet
that's what you get for using the adware and spyware OS and for using a browser made by an advertising company.

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>>58462868

>>58462810
its from windows but they only do it with chrome, if you didn't use chrome you would not have to worry it

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>Poojeet trying to sell things in your taskbar

Let me guess, he wants you to download it from the Microsoft corner shop, too..

>>58462812
Maybe he wants something capable of more than gay porn and facebook?

Because you're a fucking retard. Kill yourself.

>>58462796
Go drink some bleach, shit for brains.

not all rapists have penises

>>58462790
Is this shit real?

>>58462890
Is this not anti-competitive / illegal?

>>58462790
>why is my taskbar an advertisement?
Because you downloaded malware, evidently.

>>58462790

Disable botnet telemetry advertising in the settings app.

And then wait for the next feature update to enable ads again KEK

WANGBLOWS 10

>>58462934
Bruh Windows machines are shit.

Macs are stable, you don't have to worry about fixing them or securing them.

Not to mention they don't advertise to you on your own desktop.

This

>>58463257
>stable
Of course it is stable when it can't do anything.

It's stably basic.


>no worries of it getting broken

How can something get broken when it's literally for activities dating back to 2003 with modern hardware?

You really cannot break something by browsing gay porn.

>>58463257
>security

Haven't had an antivirus on and have had my firewall off for at least 7 years.

Viruses and "hacking" are a huge meme pal, get yourself together and stop clicking at .avi.exe and magic.bat files already.

>>58462790
How many fucking times do we have to tell you.

If something is free it's because you are the product being sold.

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>>58463364
Linux is free, but you don't see them selling me.
CHECK-FUCKIN-MATE

>>58463382
Not free as in freedom, free as in shekel free.

>>58463393
But windows isn't free as in freedom too...
You got one shekel os selling data and another shekel os that doesn't.
How do you explain that?

>>58462849
Why do you want multiple processes? Chrome is like the only software that does that

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>>58463417
What

Windows 10 on Dell Venue Pro 8 here
I had SpyBot Anti-Beacon and still waiting to see OP's ad pic

>>58462847
>It's fault of the user
Wasn't windows supposed to be the friendly OS with the friendly community?

>>58463421
firefox is attempting to do it as well, but failing. edge does it.

multiple processes = better sandboxing.

>>58462790
>>>>>>>Shopping Assistant for Chrome

>>58462890
This FUCKING popup
I switch to windows periodically to skype and play video games and this shit just about pushed me over the edge

>>58463533
the microsoft edge?

>>58462790
>>58462890
Upgrade to windows 7.

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>>58463551

>>58463417
>windows isn't free
"""FREE WINDOWS 10 UPGRADE NOW!!"""

>>58463551
The ad that comes up when you're using a browser that isn't NSA Edge :)

>>58462961
>implying there was anything inaccurate about the referenced post

>>58462790
>not using Enterprise LTSB N
Enjoy your ads, faggots.

>>58463882
Free offer period does not make it free. It has a price tag.

>Get sick of windows
>Install mint from usb
>Somehow windows corrupts the linux bootloader
>Mint doesn't get installed have to spend all day trying to fix the shit
I tried.

>>58462790
GNU doesn't have this problen

use disablewintracking.exe

>>58462961
Anon wasn't wrong.

>>58463171
>anti-competitive / illegal?
I think those days are over.

>>58462812
yeah instead it has a million others

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>>58463533
>skype

>>58463944
Why not just use hyper v

>>58463330
>You really cannot break something by browsing gay porn.
>>58462934
>Maybe he wants something capable of more than gay porn
Why is it always Windows users who are obsessed with gay porn on /g/?

>>58462790
I'm using windows 10 for 1 and a half years and never seen anything like that

This is what you get for """"""""""""""upgrading"""""""""""""" to Windows 10.

There have several warnings everywhere that this was bound to happen.

But did you listen? NOOOoooooo.

Enjoy being the product, bitch.

i use w10 edu and have no ads

any suggestions how to get them???

my Macbook pro with retina display does not have this problem

BOTNET
O
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N
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>>58462790
>tfw too lazy/gayme too much to switch over to a linux distro but I don't want to touch this type of garbage with a ten foot pole
is there any way to permanently get rid of that shit or should I just get Windows 8.1?

>>58462790
"what the fuck is this??
" lolz

>>58467433
Yeah you can turn off app suggestions in settings, OP is just a gay, as usual.

>>58467464
>Windows is good guize if you just disable a, b, c, x, y and z!!!!
>This mouldy bread is perfectly fine if you just make sure to cut all the mould off!!!!

>>58462790
>why is my taskbar an advertisement?
Because you are using software from a company that sees you only as a source for money.

Microsoft doesnt care about things like "usability" or "software quality" because they are marketleader and dont give a fuck what people think about them because they will use their shitty products anyway it anyway.

Guess why the win10 """"""""""Upgrade""""""""""" was "free".

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>>58462790
Friendly reminder that macOS does not do this.

>>58462790
Gentoo does not have this problem.

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>>58462790
Just another thread of shit that happened to tech illiterates using windows 10.

>>58462790
Win10 is an ad system

>>58462790

>He has telemetry active and running
>He has Windows Update active and running
>He has Windows 10 installed

What a fucking cuck.

>>58468333
I agree that /g/ is technologically illiterate. Most people on this board are idiots.

But you shouldn't have to be good with computers to disable ads on your OS. There should be no ads at all.

>>58462790
I see your problem; you let the notorious ransomware known as "Win 10" on your machine.

I can fix that for 70-120$ depending on where you live.

>>58463171
Short answer, Yes, it is illegal.

Does MS care; Fuck no.

>>58462790

Roll back to Windows 7.

Stop being a gaymer manbaby faggot.

Sometime before 2020, learn to lincuck or switch to MacOS.

That's it. That's your only way forward, unless you like being a good little data node.

>>58467283
Paying for enterprise is the only way to use windows 10

>>58463171
Considering that you probably sell your soul and give yourself into eternal slavery for Microsoft when you except their license agreement their law team cerainly has this covered.

>>58468394
>There should be no ads at all.
Says who?
It's a free market, buddy. You're free to make a competing OS that doesn't have ads and get all the customers.

>>58463934
there is no offer period you retarded monkey.
You can still legally upgrade to windows 10 for free

>>58468988
Stop typing like an ape

>>58462790
using w10 from almost day one and with shit deactivated never got this, it runs just like seven but with two useless control panels

>>58468428
How do I buy Enterprise?

>>58469005
>said a retarded monkey
my dubles confirm this.

>>58469046
Windows 10 users, everyone

>>58469046
>my dubles confirm this.
KEK uses Linux, wintard.

>>58463171
They really dont seem to care:
https://eugene.kaspersky.com/2016/11/10/thats-it-ive-had-enough/

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>People still use Windows 10

>>58463171
No because it's true, chrome sucks on laptops, something with the power states

>>58462874
>>58462934
>>58464393
kek :^)

>>58467433
yes, uncheck the one box that controls this behavior that apparently is too complicated for an entire community of "tech experts" lol

>>58467762
but it's just A though

>>58469281
better than 7 or 8.1

i bet you have updates disabled too, lol

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>>58469828
lol

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>>58469873
10 is a resource hog

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>>58469888
and this makes things even worse

>better optimized
https://www.guru3d.com/news-story/windows-10-kb3213986-update-can-cripple-multi-monitor-gaming.html

>>58469773
>using the smiley with a carat nose

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>>58467762
>not changing default settings in any os ever

>>58469905
>too dumb to disable telememetry
kys

>>58469791
Turn off app suggestions!
Turn off these 3 options and run this program to """disable""" telemetry!
Uninstall candy crush!
Uninstall all these other bloated apps!
Install this program to get the old start menu back!
Disable automatic updates!

Microsoft ratchets it up slowly and you get cucked into accepting it each time. "You can turn it off" or "it's not a big deal" soon your computer will be just a thin client for your cloud desktop with every pointer movement fed into a database to better sell you shit, and you will still be on /g/ posting linux sucks threads

>have 10 pro AU
>disable drivers through windows update from group policy editor
>go check for updates
>IT INCLUDES DRIVERS
Awesome.

Never seen this. Must be your fault.

>>58462790
Why are you using windows 10?

Microsoft gave it away for free, windows are putting games on windows 10 alone to push it, doesn't that tell you something? Doesn't that tell you that windows 10 is being subsidized in some other way?

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>>58470353
>disable telememetry

>>58462790
>my taskbar
>MY

It is not yours.

>>58470820
I just love that everyone claims it's supposed to be anonymous but just "basic" includes something like my IP address...

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Is there a solution that can block everything yet? Kws and anti spybot don't seem to work anymore.

>>58471043
Aside from blocking all MS server from external firewall, no

>>58463454
>multiple processes = better sandboxing
multiple processes = more memory consumption

>>58471155
This is only a problem if you're on a very old build, RAM is cheap, anon.

>>58462790
Hasn't ever happened to me, OP.

>>58470962
just like money and everything else

>>58462810
Sjw fox

Is there any guide to debloat and "clean" W10? Nanami-tan is outdated as fuck.

Why are normies so afraid of linux?

>>58471547
can't double click on email malware to get sick free games

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>>58462790
over 100 replies and nobody has shown OP the setting to disable this shit?

>>58462790
>Not using Enterprise 2015 LTSB.
Your problem.

>>58471706
>implying that's the issue

how does it feel m$ isn't a tech company anymore, buy an advertising company now?

>>58471706
Frankly, who gives a shit? This shouldn't be a thing in the first place.

>>58471706
It turns itself on when it's installing updates. Windows 10 home and pro are trash editions. Go back to Windows 7, 8.1 or get either the Enterprise or the Education edition of 10.

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>>58471472
retard

>>58471706
lok, good luck with that.

>>58471884
never had it turn back on for updates. guess it might do for things like the anniversaryupdate but i did a clean install anyway.

>>58471706
>Tips, tricks and Suggestions

>>58463726
how

Because you chose to run winshit.

>>58471981
get iso and install it
http://mirror.corenoc.de/digitalrivercontent.net/

>>58462961
Stay mad

>>58472145
even if my laptop has w10 it's still called an upgrade to 7?