What does the screen size of your phone say about your cock anons?

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>>58457740
B-BAKA!!

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I don't know... That I don't buy a phone larger than my penis because I don't want to feel threatened?

>>58457740
>My girlfriend always buys the biggest fucking screen she can get short of being a phablet.
>No cocks in sight.
This thread is jokes.

>>58458449
Have you ever seen her cock at all, faggot?

>4.5"
What does it say?

>>58458690
that you're a qt trap

>>58457740
big phone = big hands = big feet = sturdy foundation

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>>58458705
I've never seen a trap with such godly taste in hardware before

Screen resolution says more

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>>58457740

my screen is 5.5

[spoiler]so is my dick[/spoiler]

h-how did you know!?

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desu i have not tried to see if muh dick is more than 6.44", should be >= tho :^)

Screen size is indirectly proportional to penis size

>>58459341
> indirectly

You mean inversely, pindick.

>>58459213
i have this phone, i think her hands are tiny and the angle makes it look huge

my phone is only 4", but my dick is 8.25in, screen size is inversely proportional with dick size

my pepe is longer than my phone is taller
(oneplusone)

extremely colour accurate with deep blacks

>>58459396
i have no phone
hell yea

>>58457740
>tfw 4inch accurate af

My phone is 5'' and my dick is 5'5

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phonesize*0.1 == cock-size

>>58458449
That means she's a size queen getting dick on the side.