ThinkPad: The Phone

>>58455575
That requires that it's durable. You can snap it in half without any effort because its made "entirely" out of plastic.

>>58455575
Isn't this the phone that snaps in 2 like a twig?

>>58455575
no clit, not a thinkpad
check and mate

>>58455575
>2017
>voluntarily connecting to the google botnet

I'd say Moto G 2014 with the stereo speakers. Was pretty durable for a chink phone.

It's older now and is cheap, so has that going for it. Just needs a clit mouse.

>>58455575
That would be the zuk z2 pro.

>durable
>aesthetic
>rollcage

>>58455575
It breaks in half at the slightest force.

>>58455758
/thread

>>58455592
>gentoo/arch switch

Take me now!

>>58455807
this isnt an iphone

>>58455807
>>58455838
https://youtu.be/EU6Tv-OfXk0?t=2m36s

>>58455575
Should be a windows phone

This would never be the thinkpad of phones simply because you can snap it in 2 without much effort.

Plus, another thing thinkpads (that /g/ likes) have going for them is that you can get out of the botnet and live the RMS life. Mobile phones, by design, can be tracked so you can never get out of the botnet if you own one.

>>58455875
Phones are meant specifically to make you easily locatable, take off the tin foil there's a whole wide world outside your mom's basement

>>58455592
>no midi port

>>58455592

That's actually a good idea for a multitool type thingie

>>58455592
why the fuck am i really chocking with laughter right now

>>58457385
is it some funny looking chock?

>>58457417
:-(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU6Tv-OfXk0

>>58455592
i would buy a phone with ethernet if it would be 1000BASE-T

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>>58455859
Fyi: this is the guy who snaps those phones in the bend tests

>>58457488
What a pindick faggot.

>>58455770
>Implying you can avoid being tracked on any smartphone.

Don't be a child.

Whats a good smart phone with a textured surface? I hate phones with smooth surface that usually attract finger prints.

>>58457488
I always wondered how it's only 4 (or 5) phones that he could've bent. Guy basically looks like shrek. His latest test was the honor 8 that I happened to have myself. This phone feels so fucking fragile. I really got confused when it surved without the back-glass breaking.

>>58457795
why don't you buy a skin ?