history class
professor has been talking about how his Stacy daughter saves 2 years to buy a macbook (facebook machine).
>he has a macbook himself
macbooks suck i say
what do you suggest anon
>thinkpad
he scoffs
>goes to use craptop, powerpoint crashes blackscreens
you have a macbook no wonder its crashing
>whole class laughs at him
feelsgoodman
>anon is so triggered by apple he creates little stories in his head in a desperate attempt to feel superior to apple users
Jesus fuck man, its just a brand, stop being so obsessed.
>>58445750
look man i don't even like apple myself but this is pathetic
get a hold of yourself, work out, get laid
its just a computer bro
>>58445797
Faggot apple shills are killing pc you degenerate
>>58445824
Go play video games kid.
What a fantastic public display of severe autism. I'm sure your parents must be proud.
>>58445824
>le shill meme
Just go back to plebbit or wherever you came from, faggot.
>>58445750
>things that didn't happen: the post
>>58445750
Creating stories to feel better and not commit suicide
>>58445824
>degenerate
You have to go back
>>>/pol/
Next he will post about how he hacked the school's fire sprinkler system, and set it to go off in the morning.. OMG HAXX
LOL
you can absolutely say that macbooks are overpriced as hell, but they are not garbage machines
why don't you ask him what kind of mattress he sleeps on
really who the fuck cares
>>58445797
>t. mactoddler
>>58445750
fairy
>>58445750
calm down you are all over the place, who cares
Everyone knows Macbooks are superior to shitty Windows alternatives. If you said the word "Thinkpad" outloud, you would gt laughed off any college campus in the US/UK/Western Europe.
>>58446114
what if he said he slept in a hammock because he believes it will alleviate his back pain and begins preaching to others about this?
>>58446152
>t. mactoddler
>be in university
>first class of object oriented java class
>teacher shows up
>manlet
>tight pants
>girls have more muscle than this guy
>brings out his computer
>it's a mac
>later
>teacher shows examples of good programmers
>women and some random ruby guy
>have to hold myself so I don't laugh out loud
Mac users are faggots, it's a fact.
>doing classwork on a thinkpad
>see another student using a macbook
>let him be, because i'm not an insecure faggot
>>58445750
How will mactoddlers ever recover?
How else am I suppose to run commercial UNIX? Run Solaris? hahahahh. nope.
>>58446288
>t. mactoddler
>>58445824
>are killing pc
Care to explain? They're annoying but I don't see how people are being driven away from PCs because of them.
>>58446374
since 2002. Also had a sun ultra 5 on my desk.
both saddened and glad that UNIX is near dead.
>>58445750
i think that whole class was laughing at you, but you failed to understand it
Maybe at a college. Where everyone has there equipment paid for by daddy, or grants, but in the real world guess what?
(you use the tools that fit your needs)
I know it's crazy. Sometimes it's a mac. Sometimes it'ssome windows machine. Who really cares. Stop arguing about os/hardware manufacturers and start focusing all that weeby neety energy towards solving problems using whatever tool you've got.
Consider this anon? The alternative for the mainstream public is that they buy a disposable piece of crap at their local big box store. The're unlikely to bother looking into business class laptops, or a non-Apple consumer laptop actually worth a damn.
>>58446425
It isn't. Mac marketshare has been rapidly shrinking by 1% every year.
>>58445750
Wow, I hate Apple products but you are just a raging cringe explosion. He should have kicked you out of the class, but this story didn't actually happen so he didn't.
>>58445750
>Gentooman has a lewd dream
>>58445750
Getting confrontational with a professor is always a great idea, especially in a class like history. You're what, 2 weeks into this semester?
Have fun.
>>58445797
It's not a brand, it's a product, and the two are very different
>>58445846
>shill
New ?
>>58445840
1v1 me IRL kid
>>58445883
Nigger nigger nigger
>>58447786
It's not a product, it's a culture.
>>58447310
>tfw more intelligent than a professor
>>58445750
>this thread
>>58445750
Man i actually cringed at you, this is the most underage post I've seen on this board
>>58448346
>t. mactoddler
Guess who's failing history this year?
He's between N and Q.
>>58448889
Peter?
>>58445750
What are you even trying to say?
Go back to /b/ pls
>>58447813
>t. Lenovotoddler
>>58446569
>there
Sounds like you need to go to college.
i use a mac because my sort-of-rich uncle gave me one as a gift for starting uni lol
>>58445750
who here ASUS Zenbook with Mint Cinnamon Masterrace ?
>>58445750
>macbook
>crashing
that only happens with freetard autism machines. stop making up stuff autismo, the real thing that happened is that you couldn't install powerpoint
OP is blatantly falseflagging, I don't even see how you could fall for it
>>58446215
Was he cute?
>>58446569
The fact you think everyone at college has their stuff paid for by others is shocking. You need to check your privilege.
>>58450718
Zenbook with Fedora here,
comfy
as
fuck
>>58450759
>M'lady
Macfags spend ridiculous amounts of money on something called "The Placebo Effect". The Placebo Effect tricks them into thinking that their Macs will "Just Work." with a $1200 Apple Engineered Computer Station then with a standard $600 Computer, so therefore they actually believe they can descern a difference. Funny story: I used to live with one of these freaks. One day I swapped out his $1200 Mac Pro with a standard PC with OSX. 2 weeks later I told him I'd done it and he went round the back of his desk to check. When he saw the PC, he said "I knew it performed differently!" Bullshit, he had no fucking clue. Try some of your own "Secret Testing" with your local Mac Fags today for maximum troll effect, fun, and profit!
>>58450789
indeed, my good sir. my username is, in fact, "tips"
I love my Thinkpad X220 to death and dislike Apple and its products quite a bit, but you don't have to make up a story to prove this.
>>58450811
No Mac user would hide their Mac Pro, and most Mac users have MacBooks and iMacs.
>>58445824
>>58446118
>>58446197
>>58446215
>>58446374
>>58446380
>>58447786
>>58448357
>>58450811
Thanks for your contributions, you lowered the general IQ of this board by 20 on your intellectual and funny banter my /b/ros.