If the universe was a computer simulation, what are some bug

>>58445344
Fixing black holes

no gf

>>58445344
deleting it entirely

delete conservatives

I'd add life on other planets besides Earth to spice things up a bit

delete sjw's, muslims, liberals, and other degenerates.

>>58445344

Firmware updates on minorities and ending legacy support on religion.

Or just delete system32 entirely.

Fixing black people

>>58445344
its proprietary

Patch the human brain such that SJWs do not exist anymore

Fix the iOS 10 jailbreak

Fix the Higgs Boson

Replace radicalislam.exe with null

Create unlimited oil glitch as an Easter egg

>>58445416
Black people can be fixed, niggers need to be chained.

interstelar

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delete a dimension

I'd delete or reduce the amount of dark energy, so it'd go back to a big crunch

Would be more interesting to observe

Round uncertainty principle to zero to prove Einstein correct about the hidden variable theory

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>>58445730
>fixing anything because there's a tiny, short blip some 13.8 billion years into the run

>>58445766
If you were the system admin/designer of the universe, you'd have to have assburgers to the point where you'd be a perfectionist

>>58445766
Earth is probably the most interesting place in the universe, though.

>>58445766
More like
>Simulation keeps crashing 13.8 years in

>>58445804
I'm thinking it isn't because statistics

If only there was a way to know

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>>58445344
merge with 2d branch

make my dick one 1.2 inches bigger

>>58445344
sudo apt-get autoremove --purge faggots

>>58445344
I would reformat and install gentoo

>>58445344
I would make dark matter real.

>>58445344
the universe is a pretty good OS desu
black holes are cpus

>>58446238
This girl gets it.

>>58445344
>If the universe was a computer simulation, what are some bug fixes/changes you would make if you were the programmer?
In order to determine whether something is a bug or if changes are required, we first need to know what the purpose of the simulation is.

>>58446870
What does the bible say?

Force update that lets everyone go into character creation because some retards just hit randomize and play without thinking about their actions.

>>58446921
The bible is a part of the simulation, and thus can not be trusted to be accurate documentation.

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sudo apt-get install -f -y solus

>>58445356
I would add a bug.
I would make it so that the simulation has a backdoor that can send and recieve information to and from the simulators "real" world.

>>58447029
Yes, the only constant that can be trusted is Pi as irrational as that sounds.

>>58446701
>girl

>>58445344
I wouldn't change a fucking thing.

Add an extra electron to every atom just for the heck of it

This automatic save system is not working for me. I'd much prefer a manual save system with the option to load an older one. The

>>58445344
Just make precious minerals more common so people stop fighting for them.

>>58445804
Earth would be considered a backwoods hick planet if advanced aliens landed here.

>>58450890
>implying there would be 'people' if anything of that magnitude was changed

>fix hair loss bug
>then make it so life is not possible anywhere

>>58445356
Black holes are garbage collectors.

Each galaxy has one in their core, which acts as garbage collectors as well as maintaining the program by not bloating it.

>>58450931
/thread.
would also be extra sure to delete system32

sudo apt-get install gentoo

>>58447060
>I would make it so that the simulation has a backdoor that can send and recieve information to and from the simulators "real" world.
implying this doesn't already exist
where do you think those idiots came up with the idea for the matrix movies?

>>58445344

sudo rm / -rf