4chan codes OOP with java

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>>58445292
you just completed the class, asshole

fuck, i feel trolled

>>58445266

abstract class Anon {
    static final boolean IS_FAGGOT = true;

    private boolean isFaggot;

    void setFaggot(boolean fag) {
        isFaggot = fag;
    }

    boolean isFaggot() {
        return isFaggot;
    }

    // TODO: You implement this.
    absract void killYourself();
}

Anon op = new Anon();
op.setFaggot(Anon.IS_FAGGOT);
while (op.isFaggot()) {
    op.killYourself();
}

>>58445432
snap.

>>58445432
>instantiating an abstract Anon
No.

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>>58445432
> abstract class Anon
> op = new Anon ()

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3KB, 252x44px

>>58445266
> class name starting with a number

>>58445266

throw new SyntaxError(
}

public class OP {
    OP() {
        while(1) {
            System.out.println("I AM A MASSIVE FAGGOT.");
         }
    }
}

so far none of these would be able to compile. learn syntax faggots

>>58445266
>the inconsistent camel-case
>the newline curly brace in java

yes, this is /g/ indeed.

If this thread used a meme language, it would have a ton more responses

>>58447231
reading java makes me want to throw up

>>58447256
the contents of the main function is already indented twice

>>58445432
You must be new.

>>58445722
You right, tho.

That was like one of the first things I learned in my first programming class.

import javafx.scene.paint.Color;
import javafx.scene.shape.Arc;
import javafx.scene.shape.ArcType;
import javafx.scene.shape.Circle;
import javafx.scene.shape.Rectangle;
import javafx.stage.Stage;


public class OP {
   //The object of OP's desires.
   public Circle leftNut = new Circle(25, 25, 25, Color.PINK);
   public Circle rightNut = new Circle(50, 50, 25, Color.PINK);
   public Rectangle shaft = new Rectangle(25, 25, 15, 50, Color.FLESH);
   public Arc head = new Arc(40, 25, 25, 25, 45, 180);
   head.setType(ArcType.ROUND);
}

>>58445266
i know only Python

from imageboards import yotsuba
from cocksuckers import OP

class 4chan(yotsuba):
    def measure_faggotry(person):
        dick_counter = 1
        for dick in Dicks.objects.filter(sucker=person):
            print('%d dick that %s has sucked was %d cm long' % (dick_counter, person.name, dick.size))
            dick_counter += 1
        if dick_counter < 1:
            print('%s isn't a faggot' % person.name)
        elif dick_counter < 3:
            print('%s is a moderate faggot' % person.name)
        elif dick_counter < 8:
            print('%s is giant faggot' % person.name)
        elif dick_counter < 15:
            print('%s is a massive faggot' % person.name)
        else:
            print('%s is an indescribable faggot. Congratulations.' % person.name)

4chan.measure_faggotry(OP)

what am i doing with my life

from imageboards import yotsuba
from cocksuckers import OP

class fourchan(yotsuba):
    def measure_faggotry(person):
        dick_counter = 1
        for dick in Dicks.objects.filter(sucker=person):
            print('%d dick that %s has sucked was %d cm long' % (dick_counter, person.name, dick.size))
            dick_counter += 1
        if dick_counter < 1:
            print('%s isnt a faggot' % person.name)
        elif dick_counter < 3:
            print('%s is a moderate faggot' % person.name)
        elif dick_counter < 8:
            print('%s is giant faggot' % person.name)
        elif dick_counter < 15:
            print('%s is a massive faggot' % person.name)
        else:
            print('%s is an indescribable faggot. Congratulations.' % person.name)

fourchan.measure_faggotry(OP)

fixed

>>58448975
>using % for string formatting

Is there any reason why you still do this? The new way is pretty slick.

print(f'{person.name} is a massive faggot')

Less code and you can read it inline, obviously. Pretty nice.

>>58448975
>>58449018
if /g/ is full of deviant homosexual cross dressing faggots, where do all the heterosexual people go to?

>>58449067
didn't know about this, used it out of habit

>>58445266
1. No constructor
2. No return types
3. True instead of true
4. No actual use of your written functions
5. Java

Fucking kill yourself

>>58445266
>>58445292

>see one of those "let's write a java programm" threads
>immediately know the first reply will be something like "}"
>open thread
>see the first reply
>life is good

>>58449067
What python version does this work in?

when will you faggots learn a real programming language like html or apache

>>58445292
Your meme already died