>having a camera in your laptop

>using a laptop

>>58423854
> in your laptop
excuse me, I enjoy the nice view of my RAM

>not having a camera in your laptop

>>58423872
>Having a dick in your ass

Are all those holes cameras? My laptop has like 5 of those holes and it was pretty cheap. I must've gotten a great deal huh /g/?

>>58423885
Who are you quoting?

>>58423893
you

>>58423909
>you

>>58423917
>>you

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>>58423854
tape

Tape a tiny printout of goatse or tubgirl to your webcam.

i don't use a laptop

>>58423885
>not having a dick in your ass
:3

>not using an external monitor and having your laptop facing the wall

>>58426346
But then what about the keyboard and touchpad?

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>Putting tape over your webcam.

>>58423854
>>58426499
>not taping over the webcam

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>>58426563
>not disconnecting the wire to the camera and keeping it uncovered to appear as a normie

>>58426603
>not replacing the camera sensor with an led

>>58425523
:3c

>>58423867
kek

>>58426499
>putting tinfoil over your webcam

>Connecting to the internet

>>58427346
>>58426603
>not replacing camera with a Nitecore EA81 flashlight

>>58423889
Those wholes are integrated microphones.

>>58423854
>having a laptop
This is a bigger problem (((anon)))

>>58426603
Only right way.

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>>58428069
>tfw NSA forces the laptop industry to include built-in microphones in everything so they can listen to you fap

>>58423854
I wish it wasnt impossible to find the camera delete modules and no fingerprint reader palmrests for the T420 on eBay.

>>58428089
>having a (((tablet))) or an overpriced bulky desktop

>>58423893
its called greentext faggot

>>58428131
Custom made desktop with two screens, a good chair, a good keyboard and a good mouse.
You literally can't beat that setup in usablity, long-term evolution and confort.
This setup is the best for productivity.

>having a (((tablet)))
>tfw atleast 9 android tablets/smartphones on my desk at work (which also happens to be my home) at any given time
Stay mad you wage-slave, kys.

>>58428035
>not replacing the camera with a Paul Shaffer fire alarm

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>not having a laptop in your camera

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>old person brings in laptop for repair
>bandaid over the camera

>>58426603
but then how do you know it's actually disconnected?

It's like Schrödinger's cat

>>58428103
Sauce?

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>>58428228
>mouse

>not rmmod on your webcam driver
>not blacklisting your webcam driver
>being this just

>>58429719
the truth is out there

>>58428156
>not recognizing old /jp/ memes

>>58427817
kek

>Jewvidia shadow play
>enable experimental feature
>webcam turns on

>>58430119

>implying the backdoor method used to control your webcam doesn't use a modified driver

>leaving your webcam plugged in

>>58423854
>matte
Wew lad

Any other normie ideas you got?