>tfw even the TV is a botnet

Embrace the internet of things, Luddite.

just turn it off

>>58422337
>You may turn off Viewing Data in the Settings Menu

>he bought a """smart""" TV
Literally just a TV with a bunch of useless features like Netflix and a built in web browser built in

>>58422337
>not having read 1984

>>58422388
Kys

>>58422391
It's hard to buy a TV that isn't """smart""" nowadays.

>>58422388
>implying that actually turns it off
You think Vizio is going to let some little fuck deny them dosh because he's concerned about his privacy? I bet the toggle does nothing.

>>58422412
Pretty sure it's easy not to connect it to the internet.

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>>58422337

Dance for McDonald's you fucking faggot.

>>58422429
You think there's a cellular transmitter in that TV? Because there's no way in fucking hell I'll ever connect what should be a monitor to the internet

>if companies didn't get into this 'simplify the privacy policy meme' no one would ever give a fuck
interesting...

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>>58422442

>>58422442
>>58422535
Theres no way this is real. Burgers, what are you doing to your selves. I can't believe your TVs have commercials still much less commercials that force you to scream at them

>>58422556
it's not in effect right now
majority of patents aren't used anyways

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>>58422556
>System for converting television commercials into interactive networked video games

https://www.google.com/patents/US8246454

>>58422598
Makes sense. I didn't think burgers were capable of the level of mobility the patent demonstrates.

>>58422602
This JIFF confuses me

>>58422632
i mean it's unfortunate the patent even exists, or that it's possible to patent such an action, but a lot of patents by major companies are just so other people can't use it

the entire patent industry is a disaster

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>>58422632

so dont buy a smart tv its a cheaper route anyway

>>58422337
>watching tv

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>>58422656
Heh. I will say i'm always impressed by american toilet tech. Germans don't quite get how toilets work sadly

>>58422682
>not watching tv

>>58422682
what else is there to do?

>>58422337
>having a tv

>>58422695
They like to watch their own shit, hence their facination for Scat porn

>>58422695
You should try to go to France.
They still shit in a hole in the ground in the majority of the country.

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>>58422795
Your knowledge about the french is a bit lacking brother.

>>58422820
It is a filthy country filled with lazy and narcissistic people.
There is trash in the streets, buildings are unkept and restaurants and highway bathrooms are all a hole in the floor.
At least it is free.
In Germany, you have to pay to shit in most places along the highway.
I have no plans to live in france to see if personal homes have a higher standard.
I just know that it is one of the worst places to go on vacation.

>>58422695
What the fuck?

>>58422695
>poo in the bidet

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>>58422903
Your knowledge is very lacking brother. I have no desire to grant you wisdom.

>>58422919
German Superior Engineering

>>58422903
>narcissistic people
Seriously why are they so narcissistic? The spaniards are all jealous motherfuckers but the french are some of the cuntiest people you'll ever meet even more than italians.

>>58422903
Was a Parisian rude to you?