>tfw submit all my job applications from my cock.li address

>>58421792
you're not gonna get a job anon

>>58421792
Enjoy burger flipping friend

>>58421792
You mean those companies who pretend to be SJWs.

>>58421792
>tfw mail printed smug pepe wageslave images to fortune 500 CEOs to appease the gods of NEETdom

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>they only accept gmail

>not from your @nigge.rs address

you don't even pass the spam filters

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>>58422254
I can't believe it actually exists

>>58422822
Ah, first time on the internet? Welcome, anon.

>>58422822
I have my email on there, just to fuck with interviewers

>>58421792
>tfw submit all my job applications from my cock.li address to make sure I don't get hired
you could've ended the sentence there

>tfw putting noko in the email field on job applications

>>58422266
you submit your resume through shitty portals/submission forms. how is that going to land in spam?

I don't want to work for SJWs either /g/.

Why don't we just start our own business with each other?

I know go and js.

>>58424382
lel

>>58423838
>tfw nonoko doesn't work anymore

>>58424382
I'll make the logo

>>58424797
>>58424382
I'll think of the name

>>58424382
i'll be the office twink

>>58421792
I send all my job applications from my regular outlook account and i don't get hired either.

I'll probably find something after the deportations start though.

>>58424382
I'll order the thinkpads and install gentoo on them.

>>58424382
i'll be the janitor

>>58424382
I'll facilitate the creation of the office and federal registration of the company

>>58425183
not just any janitor, the janny that secretly deletes and modifies files on the other employee's computers, also is in cahoots with the "main" IT guy.

>>58424382
I'll be the comedic relief character that appears every few episodes.

>>58424382
I'll be the unpaid intern that literally has no idea what's going on.

>>58424382
I'll sexually harass the office twinks and/or manage HR

>>58424382
I'll be the pajeet shill

>>58424382
I'll be the annoying manager that has unrealistic expectations

>>58424382
I'll be browsing 4chan

>>58424382
I'll be there for you

>>58421792
You'll be hired by dudebros.
Is that what you want, Pepe?

>>58425768
Your boss will be a hyperJew.
>hiring young men and subtly suggesting that working absurdly long hours for the company is manly

>>58425183
ok but you'll be doing it for free

>>58424382
I am a Russian hacker, always handy to have one.

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>>58424382
So emotional.

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>>58424382
I will work in the Stallmanposting devision

>>58425080
No I will

>>58424382

I'll be the idea guy, it's pretty simple I just follow the following format:

"It's like X for Y"

X = well known company
Y = deviation from well known companies product

It's like Uber for Planes
It's like Facebook for Cats
It's like Tinder for Retards

get it? Can't go wrong. I want 300k starting salary.

>>58425755
Your job's a joke. I'm not at all surprised that you're broke.

>>58425183
Second.

>>58428011
We'll pay you in stock options