How secure is the fungi protocol?

Not at all. That's how russia's been hacking our forests

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>>58415139
>installing non-free spores
Get out

Don't use it, there are too many worms out there.

>>58415139
whats the bandwidth and latency for that shit?

What's the equivalent of darknet shrooms?

>Only supports flash and not at all html5
In to the trash it goes.

>no root access and no multi-soil support

>>58415139
>antivirus updates every time a new interaction is made
>deletes paths to low traffic areas
>reinforces pathways to high traffic areas
>wide infrastructure support
>can interface with other networks even with totally different protocols

Fungi is the internet guys

>>58415746
We'll it does have root access but only after you install the tree interface.

@RealDonaldStump

har har har
snort

Several studies have demonstrated that mycorrhizal networks can transport carbon,[3][4][5] phosphorus,[6] nitrogen,[7][8] water,[2][9] defense compounds,[10] and allelochemicals [11][12] from plant to plant. The flux of nutrients and water through hyphal networks has been proposed to be driven by a source-sink model,[2] where plants growing under conditions of relatively high resource availability (e.g., high light or high nitrogen environments) transfer carbon or nutrients to plants located in less favorable conditions. A common example is the transfer of carbon from plants with leaves located in high light conditions in the forest canopy, to plants located in the shaded understory where light availability limits photosynthesis.

This sounds like fucking socialism

>>58415857
Big deal, you can make anything sound like socialism if you try hard enough.

>>58415888
Sounds like something a socialist would say

Very easy to MITM

>>58415857
Its actually a crazy example of machine-like efficiency.
Mycelium will form a symbiotic relation with trees, grasses, plants of all kinds when need be. They can effectively give more nutrients to the plants, but they aren't doing it selflessly. The fungi essentially integrates the plant into its network. It'll do this with thousands even potentially millions of other plants. The plants keep the soil healthy, and mycelium benefits from that. They exploit an existing labor resource to their advantage.

Its almost like the Chinese involvement in Africa.

>>58415857
>>58415888

Yeah except in socialism you have slackers sucking up all the resources and bringing down the whole colony. In nature everything actually tries to contribute to the community.

Socialism and Communism would work if people didn't milk the system dry.

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>>58415857

>>58415825
So, will I be able to run Leafpad with the tree UI?

>>58415325
Know you're trolling but Russia is the best at Fungi.

http://mobile.nytimes.com/2013/10/06/travel/if-you-are-normal-you-search-for-mushrooms.html

>>58416300

Who will build the pipelines?

i embed all my data into pollen and then spread it into the wind

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>tfw you will never have a fungi home network

Why even live?

>>58415139

one time i put my dick on some fungi and it uploaded some spores into my dick and now mom said im gay

>>58417079
I feel like the average /g/ poster is probably home to a pretty complex ecosystem of fungus if not on his body than at least his desk.

>>58415857
>This sounds like fucking socialism

If you look at it as one organism and the myocardial networks as a humans blood circulation system then it makes a lot more sense.

>>58417312
one time i left a chinese takeout box on my nightstand for about 2 weeks
would not recommend

>>58417312
>keyboard reacts to fungi interaction and types what you want it to
Just press enter.

I love this thread. Knew that already for a year

>>58417312
>he doesnt have a complex fungii system in his lungs
COME ON, ITS CURRENT YEAR

>>58415139
Not at all. It's riddled with bugs.

I've been receiving messages from tree spirits by ingesting mushrooms for years, but sadly my government wants to censor them and so has prohibited the distribution of some mushrooms.
Only way around that is encrypting the mushrooms into pastries.

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>this thread

>>58415979
stop being butthurt.
In nature and in economy, a certain amount of communalism is expected.

FTP
Fungi Transfer Protocol

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I have no clue what you faggots are on about.

>>58415707
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ophiocordyceps_sinensis

>>58416667
>The broadcast packet of nature

> be doe
> wolf eats my family
> install sporeshark and steal his banking info as payback

>Visit Fung.us.ru
>Get worms, mold, bacteria and parasites by Russian commies
>My waterfall had a hole and now is covered by too much water
>Fungi Defender is not working
>My FungiOS is dying
Should I become a traitor and install OrchidOS? I heard the worst you can get on it is Algae from Israeli plantation sites.

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>mfw RMS eating fungus from his foot was him learning something

>magic mushrooms
>dark web

>>58415139

Probably not very good. Protocol seems to be tracked by slugs in my area.