What went wrong?

>>58413835
a feminazi in charge

yahoo was a decline, it didn't matter who was in charge, it would have gone to shit either way.

Yahoo should have pulled a cuban and walked away with billions and sold itself to MS

seriously, how could you possibly fix yahoo ?

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The only women in tech who are any good are men.

not sitting on my face

>>58413885
Joanna is a qt

>>58413835

Let's look at this from a logical standpoint. Yahoo doesn't offer anything unique. Their search engine is passable at best and bad at worst. Their "news" portion is of very low journalistic quality. Google was wise enough to just aggregate other news sources. Yahoo Answers is it's own set of issues altogether. There's simply nothing to compel someone to use their service over anyone else's.

>>58413835
her laugh scared everybody

>>58413835
yahoo hasn't been relevant for the past 10+yrs; unless of course you voted for donald trump

>>58413835
Sex of a newborn is determined by the male parent, if you're looking for someone specific to blame.

>What went wrong?
What went right?

kept having kids and not working while the company was struggling

>>58413835
They hired her based on her looks, not her actual skills

>>58413835

> about 10 posts in and no one has posted her laugh

I'm disappointed.

Honestly I think she's so fucking sexy

>>58414076
You are part of the problem

>>58413945

yeah, almost nobody would look at the options for one of those things and choose Yahoo. What they have going for them is comfort from being an established one-stop shop. Of course that relies on being established and the rats will flee if the overall experience is too bad.

>>58413835
>no qt to boss you around and ruin you
why live lads?

>>58414131
IME, attractive womyn are the worst bosses. They're sexist, petulant, conceited, condescending, vulgar pieces of shit. Only good if you can hate fuck them.

>>58413835
>What went wrong?
She lacks Y chromosome.

She was screwed from the day she was born.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OinvdoyBsEc

>>58414228
I was about to make the "missing Y sex chromosome" joke I fucking swear. Then I scrolled down.

>>58414111

What's more impressive is that, in spite of their decades head start, Microsoft has managed to build a better search platform than Yahoo.

>>58414210
This. It's also why Yahoo failed.

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>>58413835
The killed yahoo pipes.
The only reason I had a yahoo account.

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>all my edgy writings from 4th grade I stored on Yahoo Briefcase are gone forever

>>58413857
The only guy the gets it

>>58413945
>Their "news" portion is of very low journalistic quality. Google was wise enough to just aggregate other news sources.

Most of Yahoo news seems to from AP and Reuters. They also have off-site news that links direct to the sources, from ABC to FOX to Washington Post.

>>58413844
The first feminist dolphin CEO.

>>58414210
But guys, what about the success story behind HP's time being managed by a woman? Oh...
OH WAIT!
What about that time the gnome had a woman as the executive direct...oh...

>>58413977
>always a man's fault.

>>58413835
She was too cute that it distracted users away from Yahoo

Who even uses Yahoo anymore?

What do they offer besides a crappy email account and a bad search engine?

>>58413977
HER BODY HER CHOICE. It's the mother's fault for not aborting.

>>58414987
quality news

>>58413857
Well by not going on a shopping spree and blowing billions on worthless companies, maybe?
All we know is she didn't fix anything, improve upon anything, or change anything.

>>58413835

She faked the paternity test so I don't get visitation and that sweet child support.

>>58413945
Literally the only unique thing Yahoo offers is finance information for the masses. Yahoo Finance is one of the best places to get stock info quick on the go.

On the other hand, most of everything they offer is shit. It used to do so much and have so many services, but they just stopped giving a fuck. Yahoo Mail became a joke because the UI is unintuitive as fuck and lmaosecurity. They had AIM and Messenger before Skype became a thing. Instead of improving on the platform they shoveled it full with bloat and ads and people quickly swarmed to something simplistic looking that just worked. They had emoji spam before it was cool I guess.

Looking at the old yahoo front page, it's clear that they wanted to become some sort of hub of the internet where normies could do different shit from the same homepage.

They would've needed to acquire companies like Craigslist, Ebay, Skype, to maintain their services. Instead they bought fucking TUMBLR which has no fucking way of being monetized even with shoving adds down the mobile app and on the dashboard. Idiots.

My main email is still on Yahoo because since i got into university i didn't have the time to change it all to gmail.
what do now

>>58413835
Geocities got shut down

>>58413835
brain drain caused by feminism, all the smart engineers went to work other places.

>>58413835
Why the fuck did Yahoo buy Tumblr?

>>58413835

would/10

>>58415653
The real fucking crime here is shutting down the Geocities service and not letting the world archive it properly first.

She could bankrupt my Yahoo anytime, geddit?

>>58415847
They deserve everything they get for this.

>>58415742
Because she is a retard that couldn't see the big picture. Hell, 4chan would have been a better purchase than Tumblr and way cheaper as well.

>>58413835
MOMMY
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>>58413835
Women are too emotional for business.

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They are one of the stupidest companies out there

>>58413857
Well Mayer did walked away with millions right after she left Ya-- Altaba

>>58419405
Damn that fuck up. Like the demise of Friendster.

>>58413835
feminism

>>58419405
How can you fuck up so hard in 4 different occasions, holy shit

>>58413857
spending 7,000,000 dollars on a costume party and then 30,000,000,000 dollars buying useless and unprofitable companies sure sounds like a mistake anyone else surely would've made

So who owns tumblr now?

Tfw you remember making your own GeoCities group

Tfw you remember your dank my.yahoo.com homepage with RSS feeds to all your favorite sites

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>>58414338
>The killed yahoo pipes.

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Be the ball.

>>58420366
This happens all the time. Are you saying that no other CEO has done stupid things and tanked a company?

When a business has the time to spend on "progressive" social programs such as feminism and LGBT, that means they don't have an idea anymore about their original purpose.
They all have one thing in common: Dive into failure.

>>58421382
how many other CEOs read children's stories in meetings?

>>58421382
I want her to sit on my face and do her hysterical laugh as I tongue fuck her butt. Damn she is gorgeous.

>>58419405
it doesn't matter if they bought google. they would have ran it into the ground, and back then it was just a search engine, and a shitty one at that.

JESUS CHRIST i want to slowly and passionately fuck Marissa in missionary position, taking her feet inside my warm moth while i inject my potent seed straight up her fertile abdomen. I so much want to impregnate Marissa Mayer.

*turkey noises*

>>58413835
She chose the wrong career, she could have earned more doing porn.

Resisted the NSA, thats what you get for fighting against NSA.

Qwest should've told you the story earlier, but they didn't listen.

If you resist the NSA, you lose contracts, you get charged with frauds, etc

>>58413885
Such a qt 3.14

She actually approved the installation of NSA rootkits on her servers and kept it sekrit from her secteam. Done as kernel module so no mods needed to existing softwares.

>inb4 omfg shut them down mf assholes

>>58414338
>>58421275
Dare I say,
F

What is the best open source replacement for Pipes? https://github.com/cantino/huginn is close, but no cigar.

>>58413857
>yahoo was a decline, it didn't matter who was in charge, it would have gone to shit either way.
Absolutely true. It's like Nokia circa 2011. It's likely a different CEO could have done significantly better than Mayer did, but Yahoo was already doomed unless their CEO turn out to be Job-tier.
>>58414108
Also, this.

>>58422443
turned*

>>58421538
>>58421633

Done that, been there.
Not worth it.

>>58421633
>my warm moth
>moth
What a weird fetish.

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>>58421633
LOOK AT HER FEET! Tell me you don't want to breed her.

Didn't she purge a bunch of male employees and replace them with women?