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>learning Russian
>get out of the house for the first time in months to buy a Russian dictionary
>bookstore is closed
>don't want people to look at me suddenly turning around to go back home because it makes me look stupid
>end up going inside a phone store next door because it's open
>actually pretend I was going there in the first place by sort of signaling with my hand and doing facial expressions resembling surprise - "oh, it's here! What an imbecile I am, I walked just a little bit too much! Ahah"
>feel more and more embarassed by the second, start sweating
>enter the shop, I'm the only person there
>cashier greets me
>too nervous to say anything, just stare at her, my whole body shaking
>a few seconds go by, total silence
>asks me if I want to buy a phone
>I violently signal yes with my head to the point of almost breaking my neck
>try to smooth it up with a really forced and probably too wide smile
>my lips are trembling so much
>she recommends me an Iphone 7 Plus
>don't remember much of what happened after this but I remember I said something like "ahah now I can finally text my friends!!"
>go out the store with a brand new Iphone 7 Plus on a 3-year contract
tl;dr, I went out to buy a Russian dictionary and ended up coming home with an Iphone 7 Plus
so is this even a good phone? I'm a complete idiot when it comes to iphones and such, I never had a cellphone before in my life because I never needed one
What do I do now? I'm staring at the home screen like a retard at the moment
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>>58410919
r/thathappened
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>>58410967
Came here to post this
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>>58410919
The best course of action for this situation is suicide, my friend.
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>fastest phone in the world
>best camera on a smartphone
>most secure OS (Apple fucked with the Fbi and still didn't give them the info
>best screen on a phone (samshit oled gets its blue pixels burned after a few months)
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Really made me thank
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>>58411039
Pixel has the best camera
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>>58411039
>1080p
>No headphone jack
>Crappy unpredictable software with issues that will never be addressed
Kys
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>>58410919
wtf did I just read?
this can't be real.
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>>58411714
Thank you Poojeet, now poo in loo
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>>58410919
Was it autism?
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Lmao, are you me? I was actually looking for a phone after I broke my Moto G.
>walk into wal mart
>hello I would like the cheapest piece of shit you have as long as it's unlocked (I don't care about phones)
>chatting with the cashier.
>turns out he's a kosovo albanian
>starts talking about politics
>go to Apple store and buy an Iphone 6 with cash to prove I'm better than that faggot.
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>>58412132
You sound like a dirty serb
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>>58412198
A dirty Serb with an awesome phone, you taliban goatfucker :)
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>>58411914
That doesn't even make sense, I'm not even a curry nigger, please don't breed.
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>>58410919
Kek, thanks anon.
I'm posting this on /r/4chan later.
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>>58412198
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>>58410919
kill yourself
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>>58413063
Include me in the screenshot, fucker.
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I don't think anyone would care if you turned around and walked back home upon seeing that the bookstore is closed, especially if you stared at the hours sheet on the door for like 5 seconds and said "dammit" afterwards. I think a lot of people have had the trouble of coming up to a store, only to find that it was closed.
You're not a very intelligent person, OP.
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>>58410919
Atleast you are better than that guy who accidentaly sucked a dick for an iPhone 5.
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>>58410919
you have to go back
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>>58413986
>accidentally
Huh
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>>58410919
>I never had a cellphone before in my life because I never needed one
Then it's probably a decent phone to get if you can comfortably afford it.
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>>58413277
It's just anxiety. You feel like everyone is watching you and trying to tell yourself how unlikely and stupid it is doesn't work.
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