What does the triangle do?

>>58401696
it gives you more fps

>>58401696
Making this shit even more edgy

>>58401696
fucks your mom

Watches you, it's the iluminature

>>58401696
So you can see the cooling fan.

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What the christ is this ugly thing

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>>58401823
it's the PREDATOR

Triangle stuff.

We can all judge what's bad about this thing.

What's good about it?

It's an exponential polygon multiplier which makes games transcend reality.

>>58401696
1. you press the small triangle
2. large triangle opens
3. you put in hot pockets
4. it cooks it for ya

>>58401884
Well, it proves you can do anything if you put your heart to it.

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>>58401884
For the low, low price of $9000

>>58401696
That's actually quite beautiful.

I'm interested what is it?

>>58401908
That's pretty uncompromising. I'd rather buy a car instead though.

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>>58401696
It lets you unleash the power of the Pyramid.

>>58401884
Mobile desktop that shits on actual desktops performance wise
With its current specs, and current tech trends, probably won't need to be upgraded for 7+ years.
You will be the king of LAN parties and every cs sloot (and effeminate Asian boy) will drop their panties for you
Lugging it everywhere every day will make you stronger
It can probably stop a few bullets

>>58402104
>implying it will actually last for 7+ years and the components won't just burn out after 3 years

in case of temperature emergency, break glass

>>58401908
Why the fuck would anyone buy this? You could build a better mini atx PC for half the price and probably half the weight

>>58402116
>3 years
More like 3 months

>>58401884
You can shitpost on /g/ with it.

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>>58401908
>20 pounds

>>58402331
B-but it doesn't have a screen and the keyboard and

>>58401769
underrated

>>58401884
It has a normal keyboard layout

>>58401908
>Four speakears and two subwoofers
yet $50 earpods will still sound better

>>58401908
Holy fuck, this thing is about as heavy as my bicycle.

so does no one actually know what it does?

>>58402569
it's the fucking mouse touchpad you fucking moron

How many units will this sell to actual customers and not reviewers? 10? 20?

>>58402585
Why does it need two? Doesn't look very usable.

>>58401769
This.

For fuck sake can you imagine anybody actually seeing you with that shit? It's like pulling up to your job interview in a civic with a fart can

>>58402587
I guess -talking out of my ass here- if this terrible thing is made ad-hoc (and it should), one sale should be enough to justify expenses, and there are too many people with too much money around.

> buy a product made for "maneuverability"
> is the same size as a house
> look so beta
> cost more than a desktop
> average life 3 years before burnout

Why the fuck do people still buy this shit?

>>58402706
Because there's a lot of dumbasses in this world.

Look at alienware - most of their 15" models have the same hardware and cost more or less the same as a razer blade, and yet they're still in business despite the blade not looking retarded

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The triangle is a hologram emitter for cortana