Why do you even bother to follow CES?

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Because this thing looks and is hilarious

>>58370024
If I pull that off, would he die?

Who's this snowflake clambake

>>58370024
what is it? some kind of oral masturbator?

>>58370035
no but it would extremely painful

>>58369618
Is that the Tublr booth?

>>58370049
It's called the Hushme and it isolates your ears and mouth in noisy environments to make a call in silence and privacy

Now the extra hilarity is it can play sounds to mask your voice to the outside for extra privacy like R2D2 beeps, Wind rushing, Birds Chirping

Personally I hope it has a Dial up modem noise

>>58370077
>"Hold on guys I gotta make a call"
>Puts on a vaguely BDSM gag and nothing is heard but dial up noises

What the fuck that's hilarious

>>58369618
I wait for the three seashells

>>58370024
we VR blowjob now?

>>58370179
Yes it's got a 9 inch robocock and its gonna throatfuck you till the pass out sensor triggers

>>58369618
Wanted to know if I should wait for new TVs to be released before buying a 4K set but the new ones don't seem particularly interesting (especially since I don't want to shell out $8k for one) so I think I'm just going to buy one now.

CES has been absolute shit these last years, just seems like everyone comes there with shitty "concept" gimmicks they have no intention of actually producing to get air time in YouTube videos.

>>58369618
To be disappointed the retro thinkpad wasn't dropped.

>>58369618
Was this an actual booth at CES 2017

>>58370024

I can't believe there's no picture of someone wearing that with a Vive.

>>58370063
He's a big guy

>>58372499
for you

>>58369618
Most of CES is worthless garbage, but a few really cool things manage to sneak out every year.

>>58370077
>Now the extra hilarity is it can play sounds to mask your voice to the outside for extra privacy like R2D2 beeps, Wind rushing, Birds Chirping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CU9X3tvTmIQ