Would your laptop save your life /g/?

>>58365881
Does it still work?
My thinkpad could probably take a bullet and still work.

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>>58365881
uhh yeah annon my laptop can save me from american sni-.......


haha j/k fag, of course it can save me from american sniper. fuck you and ur bitch ass laptop. as a mater of factafter saving me from american sniper, i can carry my laptop and smash is head in.

>>58366147
>My thinkpad could probably take a bullet and still work.
that's a very cool story!

>>58366147

lol no

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>>58366147

>>58366147
the thinkpad shells are mostly plastic, aren't they? they have a magnesium roll cage, but that wouldn't offer much stopping power in the face of a bullet. it has all these hexagonal holes

No, it knows I want to die.

>>58366243
>that laptop
absolutely disgusting

>>58365881
I guess so as I have a MacBook Pro

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no YOU ARE disgusting

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>mfw last three laptops have been Toughbooks

>>58365881
well i have a macbook pro, so yeah looks like im safe

god bless

>>58366290
Apple macbook is made of thin aluminium which a bullet goes through like butter. It's the PCB that is most likely to hinder a bullet. It's many layers of copper and fibreglass.

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>>58367475
>Apple macbook is made of thin aluminium which a bullet goes through like butter
Not 9mm apparently

>>58365881
Well mine's like twice as thick and the chassis is also made of aluminium, so I guess I'd have a shot.

>>58365881
It's a feature, you guys didn't know you could use your Mac as a bulletproof vest?

>>58365881

If my laptop died, I'd rather go with it than have to live another day dealing with the consequences of not having my porn collection.

It went through the MacBook, but he also had a good quality bag and a plastic shell for it. The MacBook itself wouldn't have saved him obviously.

>>58368999
>his porn collection is on his laptop with no backup

>>58365881
INFIDEL BODYTOP

>>58365881
I bought a G40 just to have it in case i get the chance to use it as a home defence weapon.

>>58365881
>Would your laptop save your life /g/?
I livr in the civilised part of the world silo the chance of me geting shot at is extremely low. There is no reason to use my laptop as a bulletproof vest.

>>58369069
So is that a yes or a no?

>>58369069
Enjoy being raped by roaming hordes of refugees.

>>58369092
We actually bulit a wall that works, not just promised it. No refugees here.

>>58369083
Probably not, except maybe if it hits the ssd

>>58365881
No, I wear my backpack over my chest.

>>58365881
Just wait, Apple will gift him a new one and supplies. Though I'm sure any company would do the same, just good PR.

>>58365881
Few important points of notice.

It is an older Macbook, all the newer models are much thinner.
The bullet obviously entered at an extreme angle, which meant it had much more to go through and dissipated a lot more energy.
Considering it was in a backpack and the bullet entered at that angle if he hadn't been wearing the backpack it would probably have missed or only grazed him, so it didn't "likely" save his life.

>>58367591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EifyCOgEsBk
This looks like a suitable video for you.
>implying a macbook is more bullet proof than a solid wood bat

Two of them could
My G40 is 3" thick and my R52 has a kevlar layer behind the screen

The rest, probably not

>>58366792
>implying your shitty little chinkpad would stop a .50 BMG

>>58369456
>implying any laptop could stop a .50 BMG
You can shoot through a fucking gun safe with it.

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>Nokia phone survives bullet
>iPhone survives bullet
>Galaxy survives bullet
>Laptop survives bullet


American tech news : "Does it survive a bullet"

>>58365881

No one is shooting at /g/s basement

Yes, my Dell Latitudes would all save me

>Tri-Metal™ Chassis

>>58365881
If that laptop was any other brand this brave soul would be dead by now.

Reasons to get a MacBook over any other laptop increase by the day.

>>58369213
Chinaman, is that you?

>>58365881
my panasonic toughbook wouldn't even get a dent

>>58369698
If he had thinkpad he wouls kill shooter with that shit.

>>58365881
Even the madman was pissed at the new MacBook

>the bullet was slowed downed enough by aluminum to make it non fatal
Nah

>>58365881
Apple will probably give them a new macbook for free, because PR.

>>58370236
>gives him a new macbook
>gets shot again through it
>this time kills him

nice ad apple. please fuck off.

i said please so you have to do it now

>>58365881
Why does /g/ hates MacBooks again?

>tor saves lives
>never frontpage news
>systemically condemned

>>58366792
>implying a modern laptop with a mechanical keyboard isn't sick as hell
>>>/r/eddit/ you faggot

I've got a relatively thick laptop compared to that Macbook Pro, so it would probably take the same bullet at least as effectively. That said, the shooter used a pistol. I am not so certain if a laptop might take a rifle bullet of any reasonable caliber.

>>58370295
>namefag
Please kill yourself

>>58366147
evidence that an Apple Macbook will stop a bullet: 1
evidence that a Shitpad will stop a bullet: 0

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>>58365881
Sure.

>>58366243
Holy fuck, gaymers are fucking retarded

>>58373140
>paying for a laptop that costs more than a macbook, has wincuck and looks like shit
These things could only be of use in Iraq or something like that

>>58373167
>implying you can't install linux on that
Still has more ports and less need for dongles than a macbook.

>>58373167
>Every port known to man
>Rugged
>Good battery life
>Lods of features
>Cheap used

>2017
>Buying anything but a Toughbook

>>58373330
>le dongle meme
Anyone who doesn't use a USB-Hub, no matter which computer they use, is braindead anyways

no it's an asus

>>58373701
Nobody wants a USB hub and a shitload of converters to connect their laptop to a projector or connect a fucking ethernet cable. If a computer lacks simple standardized ports like that it is objectively inferior to those that do.

>>58367591
I've seen regular t-shirts stop 9mm bullets, anon.