>PC powers on in the middle of the night

>>58365419
Probably a bad instal desu senpai.

>inb4 m'NSA

>>58365419
Mine did this once so I sperged out and hit it with a hammer. Seemed to fix the problem.

>>58365419
just a windows feature

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What do they mean by this

>>58365419
Mine would always do that if i had wake on LAN on. both windows and OSX do it.

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>>58365419
>brain powers on in the middle of the night

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O-okay

>>58365572
>WE

>>58365572
Look up what causes that error, and make sure to keep whatever it is broken.

>>58365419
Do this shit actually happen or is just memeing?

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Made it back

>Chrome broken
:D:D:D:DDDXDXDXDDDDDD

>>58365625
Good, don't use the botnet
You have good luck for errors

>>58365625
Nothing of value was lost, install firefox

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>>58365625
that font smoothing

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>Fans start blowing without PC turning on.

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Some of you guys are okay. Don't install windows tomorrow

>>58365674
>Fans turn on AFTER CPU usage goes down

>>58365729
This always confuses me.

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Goodbye, windows.

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>>58365419
>PC powers on in the middle of the night
>Windows is installing updates
>Updates failed
>rolling back changes

>>58365419
>he doesn't use a surge protector to physically remove power to his computer

>plug laptop in
>it immediately gives you a BSOD saying it ran out of power

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>Desktop suddenly refreshes

>use old laptop a week ago
>it still works perfectly
>use it today
>won't even boot
Every time I try to install Gentoo on something, some bullshit like this stops me from doing it.

I've always had this problem with Windows. Seriously, how hard is it to just make a computer sleep until it's explicitly woken up? No combination of settings seem to reliably fix the problem.

>>58365804
>He has to restrain his computer to keep it from raping his asshole

>>58365419
Disable sleep OR hibernation. Make it so only one of them will happen.
Or you could just shut down your PC at night. I do that and flick the switch on my PSU to prevent power surges from doing anything to it. Yes I have a UPS, but shit happens.

>>58365419
Turn off "power on by keyboard" or "power on by mouse" or similar shit in your BIOS.

I shit you not, my friend had this turned on, and the computer turned on when he turned on his TV, or randomly during the day. Probably static discharge.

>fans don't spunky until several seconds after the PC is on

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>>58366261

>>58366284
Meant spub
>wake PC from sleep mode
>be on the desktop
>look inside PC case
>CPU fan isn't moving
>2 seconds later it kicks on

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>put pc into sleep mode
>instantly wakes up a few seconds later

>>58365674
>>58365743
That doesnt mean CPU stops heating, and that it reaches the treshold after lowering the cpu usage.

Are you guys clinically retarded?

>>58366479
CPU never stops heating

Remember fellow goys to turn off your router when you go to sleep.

>>58365618
It does happen if you have wake on lan or automatic startup enabled.

>>58365572
Every fucking time, I just disabled it after failing to fix it over the course of 6 hours

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>sleep computer
>go to sleep
>wake up in morning
>computer is awake

> Want to search for a file
> "Try Cortana, your new personal assistant"

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>downloading gta v overnight with shit internet
>set power management to never shutoff and only shutoff display after 10 minutes
>download mouse jiggler program that just jiggles mouse every 2 seconds to keep windows awake
>check after 30 minutes and still downloading so im good and go to bed
>wake up
>pc is still on (thank god)
>go to move mouse
>log in screen
>wtf
>log in
>only 17% downloaded

Not gonna lie I almost fucking snapped

>>58369908
That's what you get for having shit internet and shit taste in games

>>58369933

uhhh ok...

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>>58365419
>Malware plays a screamer at random

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>cmd opens for a split second

>find out one drive has been storing your pictures for over a year without realizing

>pc user name changes to your real name and you haven't linked any accounts to your pc

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>>58369908
>he doesn't have a torrent box

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>>58369973
Yes! I spotted a new one of these pics, have more?

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>listening to some video at lowered volume on YouTube.
>Antivirus screams out that the 'database has been updated'
>Tfw deaf

>>58369980
Reverse image search on Jewgle gives me 4 different versions on first glance.

>>58365419
Easy Mode:
>PC powers on in the middle of the night, you just installed windows 10 earlier that night.
Hard Mode:
>PC powers on in the middle of the night, you run windows 7, you think you disabled automatic updates?
Nightmare Mode:
>PC powers on in the middle of the night, you run Linux.
Dante must Die Mode:
>PC powers on in the middle of the night, you run open BIOS, firmware on FOSS hardware while using a hardened kernel. You always hard-airgap your machine before you sleep :(

>>58366506
cock never stops beating

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>screen goes black for no reason suddenly
>have to turn it back on
w̉ͤͨ̀̈͑͝h̲̓ͤa͕͔̱ͪ̐̋͞t͔̲͉̔͑̎ͬ̽̊ ̎͆̂ͦͨd̻̻̞͊i̧͇̙̗̞̻̭̭̔̒̚d̶͙̽͋̚ͅ ț̴ͨ̈́ͨ̾̃͝h̛̳̟̯̬̣̄̿ͅe̶͎̝͕̯͒͆ͫ͂y͇̰͙̲̬̏ ̴̦̗͎̬̖̖̜͚ͮ͛͢mͨͨ͆͗̆̈͐҉̖̻͈̬͞e͖̣̘̖͛̄͟a̽̅̆ͧ͌̍͂͆̔҉̘̗͎͔̖̝̝͢͝n̡̲͇͚̼͈͐̀̇̓̐̄̈̚͟͠ͅ b̶̢̯̘̯̼͍̥̎͋̔̃͟͠ŷ̷̶͓̯͇̖̪͎̩̮̹͓̪̗̬͖̼̞ͣ͆̔̽̐ͯ͌͘̕ͅ ̸̴͍̖̗̹̪̤͓̺͕̻̻̮̰̺͈́ͦ̿͑͆̍͒͛̒̔ͤ̏̍̕͜t̛͈͎̥̹̩̪̬͊ͩ̔̈͝ͅh̷̷͚̪͈͔̺̬ͤͧ̌ͭ̎ͫ͗͊ͪ͗̾̅͒͟į̵̢̨̪̮̙̗̓̋̐͊̅͂̽̇͛̐̆̒ͨ̍̊͒͡s̵̰̪̫̖ͧ͂̓̕͜͜

>>58365581
NSA and FBI

>>58369954

ooh those are the most annoying cunt shit ever

i accidentally managed to download a virus once that immediately spread and started playing a screamer while saying that torrenting is illegal, i had to format everything

>>58365581
The northern brothers?

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>turning your pc off at night

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>>58365832

bump
>>58369962

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>desktop shortcuts and files start copying themselves