I might get one to wipe my ass.

Why alexa over mycroft?

>>58356047
This

>>58356037
got one as a gift - wouldn't by for myself but this thing is pretty powerful

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>Alexa

Sounds like a porn star name

>>58356037
I'm actually writing Alexa skills for a living.

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>>58356037
>unironically buying the botnet
>heisei 27 + 2, or 1483228800 – 1514764799 unix time

>>58356037
DUMB FROGPOSTER

Google Home is so much better than Alexa

>>58356037
Its useful if you find uses for it.
Its in my kitchen atm and i use it to play music, find songs by lyrics, set timers and alarms, turn on and off lights, turn on my tv, change the channel or volume, and find out the weather.

Its uses are still a bit limited and idk if the price is worth it. I wouldnt call it a gimic tho.

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>an always on Amazon or Google microphone for your home

>>58356880
I do the same. I also tell her add things on the shopping list and play music from Amazon Prime and my Audible audio books. Plus you can stream your pirated music and books from your computer to it via Bluetooth. The shopping list can be viewed on your phone with the app.

>>58357078
You can't hide from the botnet forever.

>>58357096
>you can't avoid death so just ruin your life by substance abuse and unhealthy lifestyle

>>58357078
cute girl

>>58356880
Somebody post the video where anons logged into some guys 'smart' home system, locked the front door and turned the heating up to max. I still kek at the thought of it.

>>58357136
>girl

>>58357136
Look at 'her' hand.

>>58357136
>girl

>>58357467
>>58357494
>>58357522
i don't get it. am i getting memed on or something

can i tell it to call me by a specific name?

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>so now, not only is everyone voluntarily carrying around a fully-featured tracking device
>and frequently photographing their associates, dutifully identifying every person in the photographs, and transmitting the tagged photographs
>and eschewing more and more in-person conversations in favour of logged digital communication
>but now they are also eagerly installing an additional fixed-location, always-on monitoring device in their homes!

>>58357774
/g/ is full of rage babyes beta lords. She is literally 8/10. I often see chicks like that in my local gym, /g/ doesn't leave the house so they wouldn't know what I'm talking about.

>>58359884
you have very low standards my friend.

>>58357467
>>58357522
>>58357494
That was bait you retards.