Whats a good cheap tablet /g/? Cracked mine while masturbating. :^)

consider buying a fisher price toy, they're made to be handled by gorillas like you.

Egyptian stone

>>58350779
>Cracked mine while masturbating. :^)
Story?

>>58350779
Shield K1. Just got one and it runs like a dream.

>>58350901
This 2bh

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>>58350779

>>58350865
This

>>58350865
Story time!

>on break staying with parents
>other siblings including parents are home and want to masturbate
>go into shower
>drain is closed and have to touch it to open ir so decide not to
>get a little excited
>drop first gen google nexus 7 into tub full of water and cum

>>58350967
I used my nexus 7 in the tub many times, still alive after all these years. I thought the warm moist air will kill it in no time but nah

>>58350984
It's not really dead, just its stuck in a boot loop and the power button doesn't work. Left it by a vent and will check on it in the morning, hopefully it still works.

>>58351011
Unplug the battery

>>58351011
It'll probably work again. Something similar happened with my phone, but in a toilet. Rice did the trick.

Kindle Fire

>>58351083
Ew

>>58350967
>>58350984
>>58351011
>>58351037
>>58351031
>>58351011
>ITT retarded normies who don't know what to do after dropping their devices in water.

What you should do is immediately take it apart and soak the motherboard and any other circuitry in (99%) alcohol to prevent corrosion.

But retards don't know that, and the rice trick is just as good as using the hairdryer to dry the device, thus risking corrosion on the motherboard and failure of components.

>>58350779
>using the smiley with a carat nose
>>58350865
>quoting the smiley with a carat nose

>>58351311
There's nothing wrong with that \(^_^)/ ~~~

>>58350779
Use the money to acquire a gf

>>58352710
Use the money to kill yourself

>>58350779
I bought the smallest amazon fire one and I've been happy with it
after rooting and installing AOSP on it it ran a lot faster too
perhaps there is a model with a crackable bootloader for your autistic needs

>>58350779
samshit galaxy tab a 10" 2016.

>>58350967
>drop first gen google nexus 7 into tub full of water and cum
You should've gotten Xperia Z4 tablet, senpai.

>>58355454
>touchwizz

Wait for the Nintendo Switch. Rumors say it will run a full custom OS called NintendOS, 4G option, and with web browsing, Netflix, Spotify and everything else.

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>>58350779

Samsung Galaxy Tab S2

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>>58358621
>NintendOS

brilliant!