Meme job

I really hate when job postings try to be motherfreaking epic.

>stuborn
Shit company, onto the next one.

>>58349591
Sounds like the place is a funhouse instead of a workplace. Don't bother.

Whatever decision you make, it was always meant to be that way and you can never escape your destiny. So choose what you will.

>>58349591

>joke teller
>like dogs

I'm bothered by these, they don't seem to be related to the job at all. Why are they trying to be funny when they should be serious? Of course you could ignore them and apply anyway, but what if they ask you to tell a joke at the interview? To be honest I wouldn't apply just because I'm not good at jokes, and I think there's a chance they were being serious when they said that being a joke teller is an actual requirement.

go for it op, there will be huge competition for these intern jobs so you may need to apply for a lot of them.

>>58351842
*heavy breathing*

Im just recently after long recruation period and after 6 interviews i'm working in the company that placed the shittiest boring annoucment.
Paid the most, 0 hipster billigily, 0 questions like "how to use a pen in 20 ways", biggest salary of all and the most experienced devs (avg 35-40 years).

To hell with all modern chill rooms/ gyms/ code ninjas/ other insignificant, unrelated bullshit.

>>58352551
Oh i mentiod the money twice, but it is really the deal that they offered me on average twice more than all other companies that were interested.

One hr "professional" even laughed at me when i asked for 20% less than im earning now. But "we are a team of nice people, with saturday gaming nights, friday mohitos and tuesdaybring your hamster rituals. Join us now!"

>>58352581
>we are a team of nice people, with saturday gaming nights, friday mohitos and tuesdaybring your hamster rituals. Join us now!
this is a meme and it's boring after few weeks I'm working in a boring company now and I have more time for myself and I don't need to pretend anything.

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>when you only realize at the end of the interview that it's a fucking sect

why are there so many companies that their social bullshit in the main focus. It's like they don't have a life.

>>58352622
that's also my conclusion.
My first job had integrations every 3 months.
Winter olympics (3-4 days skiing, snowboarding), summer olympics (windsurfing etc), integration bal, christmas meeting and what not.
It got bored after I realised I see these people 8 hours a day and most I just "tolerate".

They made a chillout room with xbox, football table sofas - great. After a month everybody got an email "chillout room should only be used at lunch time 12:30-13:30 or after 17. period" because, surprising right, people were really using it. But it is still one of the "huge advantages" listed on the main company site for gratuates to see.