Anyone at CES? What new stuff will /g/ rave about this year?

no retro thinkpad?

Maybe anyone who have not already could fill out these retro thinkpad forms.

http://blog.lenovo.com/tag/retro+thinkpad

Maybe it will remind them that we still want a retro thinkpad. At least make it the most popular webpage on lenovo.com during CES (more than their other shit)

Xiaomi is going to announce new chink shit in 2 hours.
https://youtu.be/b6HjJqA4dxw

>>58338671
I'll be there tomorrow, if anyone has any recs for booths

>>58339149
Check out the Superbook.
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/andromium/the-superbook-turn-your-smartphone-into-a-laptop-f

>>58338843
IT'S STARTING

>>58338671
Anyone see new mini itx cases??

>>58340327
BLACKED

>>58340507
ON A SEGWAY

>Xiaomi bicycle
FUCKING FINALLY

>>58340545
NEW XIAOMI RICE COOKER
JUST WHAT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED

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I don't even

stream?

WHITE MI MIX CONFIRMED!!!

>>58338843
>these pajeets in the chat

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At long last its released! hype!

BREAKING NEWS: Xiaomi's keynote at CES 2017 has been cancelled due to an 11th hour law suit brought by Apple.

>>58340739
top fucking kek

>>58340739
...and nothing of value was lost.

It really has started now

This is the worst presentation so far.

Hopefully Hugo can wake everyone up.

based Hugo Barra

37 LTE bands

holy shit

GLOBAL LTE BANDS

the heck is MI?

huh, teapot phone

>no applause

Cheesy presentation. Good products.

>>58341040
people laughed, i'd say it's better
this guy is rather not cringy at all, not what I watch CES streams for

WTF ARE THEY DOIING?!?!?!?!?

THIS IS A WEAK PRESENTATION -___-

>smart rice cooker
fucking retarded

>>58341047
>>58341079
I would prefer them copying Steve jobs keynotes t b h

they're just boasting about the size of their botnet

wow rice recipes

>>58341123
beenet for beehive society of proud chinese workers

it's a brick.
Actually I want more brick like devices.

NEW PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>58341199
size of a tv

A fucking tv

>TV in 2017

>>58341238
FUCK

oh wow a thin TV, except LG already made a thinner one

>>58341249

I was hyped when they compared it to other phones and that flexible screen

>deep learning AI system

Who is that moron that wanted to live in cyberpunk future?

The is why China is a future superpower while India is not.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6HjJqA4dxw

>did you ever wish your TV spied on everything you watch?
>WELL NOW IT WILL

>>58341300

India doesn't need to be. Indians are already running the top tech firms.

pc tv?

>>58341308
>implying shitty smart tvs aren't doing that already

>>58341318
there is 2 billions of indians, and only 0.000000003% of these people in tech companies

>>58341335
I know, I just don't know why anyone would want that

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16k

>>58341347
I just wanted to point it out. It's one of the main reasons why I'm not buying a smart tv and connect it to the internet.

OMFG THIS IS A CRINGE WORTHY LOW BUDGET PRESENTATION

DIAOMONDS

>>58340739
it's apple + rice cooker and TV

>no one clapping
>no one excited
>no one cares
Why are televisions so boring, /g/?

botnet tv
also:
>muhh thickness

>>58341472
this one is cool, they made tv console

>>58341342

That's all they need.

anyone else presenting today?

HAHAHA WE GOT CHINKED BY THE MASTER CHINK

just make a cheap, good 4K monitor, fuck these botnet TVs

>>58341525
chinked when we least expected it

>botnet TV
>botnet rice cooker
>botnet router
>botnet dragon dildo
when will this madness end

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VR/AR responsive feedback forks.

>>58341472
not everything has to be an endless stream of commercials and cameos you American.