NEW NVIDIA BOTNET THREAD

First for botnet

Second for TRUCKS

>just drive my shit up senpai

Get ready for some BOSCH botnets on the roads!

Rather housefires than jail time, eh

Bosch using Nvidia is actually huge. How can others compete?

GOD THIS IS BORING

FUCK NVIDIA

F

no one gives a shit about your partners jensun

B O T N E T

9th for goybook and social integration

Didn't Bosch made VW cheating diesel tech?

>>58330370
>>58330365
IF DUBS NVIDIA WILL MAKE SKYNET REAL

>bosch

Will the botnet control my lawnmower and tools as well?

Time to avoid Bosh now..

they got major backing. nvidia is going to have a lock on this beating apple's secret project to market.

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TL;DR

Fucking nothing

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ONE MORE ANNOUNCEMENT

>>58330388
Hello Skynet

>>58330388
gg

>>58330388
ABORT ABORT

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>>58330348
BUT CAN I BUY MY OWN SHARON APPLE FROM JEWVIDIA?

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>>58330348
hello brother

crazy how nobody will remember these insane announcements once the 1080 Ti is unvealed

As someone who is definitely not an NSA agent, I love all the stuff NVIDIA is announcing at this event.

And let me remind you again, Im not an NSA agent. I pinky promise :3

>>58330388
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

INSTALL LOONIX

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>>58330388

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>your insurance company will jack up your rates if u don't put a botnet in your car

what do /g/

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>>58330388

>>58330388
TERMINATOR IRL WHEN

GTX 1080 Ti time!

Isnt Bosch partering with Tesla for its Autopilot?

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>>58330388

OH GOD STOP

>>58330417
NOPE

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i just want the 1080ti for gaming

>>58330388
JOIN THE AMD RESISTANCE

>bosch
>inb4 gaze cameras inside every single household appliance, hairdriers, washing machines, fridges, tri-headed veiny dildos

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>>58330388
FUG

AMD really is fighting an unwinnable war

Jesus

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>>58330388
STOP

>>58330419
Tesla is using Nvidia now, all newer Tesla models will ship out with that little Nvidia AI computer thing the chink showed multiple times already.

>>58330419
Tesla uses Nvidia hardware (Drive PX2)

>>58330419
Doesn't Tesla use Nvidia chips for their AI botnet shit?

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This is cancer, stop with the car bullshit.

Remember back in the day guys?

CARS HAD NO INTERNET AND NO GRAPHICS

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>>58330388
MEME MAGIC IS REAL

>>58330388
WHY

Nvidia is not going to drop a new GPU they going to wait for VEGA lol scared bitches

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>>58330388
Goddammit anon

>>58330434
>yfw amd's resistance video becomes reality

>>58330388
hold me bros

>>58330395
So what caused the fire in this car? Did the engine blow up or something?

Nah the computing go too hot

>>58330388


FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUCK

Time to avoid Audi now..

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>>58330417
NOPE AUDI TIME!!!!!!!!!!!

/g/ - Auto

>>58330388
thanks mods

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>nvidia partnered with audi, bosch, zf, google, tesla
>the only thing amd has done in 2016 is release a shadowplay clone 3 years too late

fucking lol

1080ti is kill

F to pay respects

>>58330466
Get ready to avoid every manufacturer. Nvidia is spreading

>>58330434
only if they FUCKING DELIVER

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>>58330466
>ever considering Audi

save us vega

please god

>>58330466
audio is overpriced shit anyways, you should have avoided a long time ago.

>>58330466
No like you could afford it anyways.

>the 1080 Ti will come as a bundle with the new Audi :^)
>mfw nvidiacucks still buy the Audi to get the GPU

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Hey Goyim, how about you join us in the parking lot?

quattro with quadro (tm) YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!

>Mass Effect Andromeda
>Hahahaha
>$25 for 20 hours
>HAHAHAHA
>Home spy botnet
>Haha..ha..huh?
>Self driving audi skynet car

OK, now we're going a bit too far

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>>58330497
I'd take an R8 and a 1080ti together

>10 more mins of cars and no 1080 Ti announcement

>>58330497
A free car with my gpu

THANK YOU BASED NVIDIA

Is this guy a robot?

THIS GETS YOU OUT OF BED IN THE MORNING IN A BIG WAY

Nvida Won

>AMD still focusing in a dead PC gaming industry

>Not focusing on car automation

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>most dangerous things you can do as a teen is drive a car

>>58330388
I AM READY!

>releasing an updated graphics card when their existing lineup still smashes the competition
why would they do that?

>Nvidia perfects AI in 2017-18
>AGI in 2020
>ASI 2 days after AGI
>Human extintion the next day

Brought to you by Nvidia

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>that's it

THAT FUCKING LAUGH

THATS IT HAHA

OK SERIOUSLY THAT IS IT

>>58330532

They are focused on the server industry.

>our cars will end Darwinism!

>future of humanity is lazy fatasses

/o/ BTFO

MUH STICKDRIVE

we know there's more stop being a faggot

>>58330542
>HUE HUE HUE HUE HUE

>>58330532
They're going to be eaten alive by Google and Tesla playing a constant game of catch up. AMD at least has x86 computing to fall back on.

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>that's it
>No 1080ti

>turn your HOME into an AI

WAKE ME UP

Nvidia: I hope our kids will never have to drive a car

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Well, that was fucking gay.

okay now what? any more ces shit happening?

It's over

BORING AS SHIT

>BORING AS SHIT

BORING AS SHIT

>BORING AS SHIT

>We want to turn your home into an AI

wew

>home is an AI
>car is an AI
>Ps5 is an AI

I'm scared for the future

>THAT'S IT

>>58330559
where the fuck was the gpu?

AMD is gonna crush them this year

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its over

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>Nvidia is now a car company that produces spyware home botnets.
>No other announcements.

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>an entire house that is AI

Does this scare anyone else?

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its over

NVIDIA IS FINISHED


Red Revolution coming tomorrow morning famalams

NO FUCKING 1080TI REEEEEEEEEEEE

>No 1080 TI announcement means they arn't worried about anything AMD will have

>AMD confirmed DOA!!!!

lamo Nvidia

VEGA WON HOLY SHIT

Welp, that was a waste of my time.

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>t-that's it guys n-no more haha

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what the fuck was that
slimy scamming fucks even jewed me out of my time

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NO 1080TI
>NO 1080TI
NO 1080TI
>NO 1080TI
NO 1080TI

Oh god I think I'm having a panic attack, where the fuck is my new graphics card? When will be the AMD Vega announcement?

Disgusting

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>No 1080ti

>>58330586
WTF? IM AN AMD MISSILE NOW

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Who team "stealth 1080 Ti announcement after AMD announces Vega"?

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THE FUCK.

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WWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

vega save us

please


what are we going to do if amd fails us

please lisa D:

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Do they honestly not realize why literally everyone is there for?

The worst part is that news sites will be full of 'Nvidia announces amazing revolutionary technology'

The world will become skynet and nothing you do will stop it

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>RIP Jewvidia

What if announcing the TI today was just a ruse because AMD announces tomorrow?

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>>58330613

what the fuck?

>>58330618
Is it cars?

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>no mention of the 1050/1050 ti for laptops

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>>58330583
>>58330593
They going to wait for the Vega Release then OC a 1080

AMD when?

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THAT'S IT

ayyy lamo

Just got here, what did I miss?

Just for this time waster, I hope that AMD rapes Nvidia with their new hardware.

>Wait Dave, I'll make your coffee right after I finish uploading all your daily routine to my backup at the NSA

>>58330622
hahaha what the fuck

>>58330644
nothing

>No AMD car

>Nvidia: 1 AMD: 0

>>58330636
tomorrow?

>>58330644
In-home botnet and automobile botnet

>>58330644
CARS!!!!!

>>58330637
Post picture of your extensions.

When will AMD unveil their stuff?

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>>58330645
They cant

AMD WHEN?

>>58330644

I'm sorry Dave: the Conference

>be nvidia
>dont talk about enthusiast tier gpus at all

why is this allowed?

>>58330644
Dude, clouds and cars. It was the best.

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>>58330657
>AMD
>Cars
>Drivers

>>58330629
it has to be the cars!

>>58330618
Might have to wait for GTC 2017 for the 1080 Ti announcement

>>58330644
>botnet
>$25 for 20 hours of gameplay
>more botnet
>NEW Nvidia Shield for 199 shekels
>botnet in your car

>>58330670
tomorrow morning at 9am

>>58330646
don't be silly, an ai equipped super home would deliver fast enough performance to do both at the same time!
literally no downsides!!

>>58330689
>driverless cars
perfect for AMD

>>58330412
Pay higher insurance rates to avoid it.

My insurance company offers lower rates if you put a device in your car that tracks your "driving habits" and is tied to a phone app. Keep track of speed, acceleration rates, texting and driving, ect. I decided an extra $5-10/month is a small price for less botnet and being able to enjoy driving as I please.

>amd
>asian boss
>driver

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>>58330680

>Watch Dogs 2

I like trucks, cars and AI (fuck AI cameras tho) and this presentation was horrible, videogame conferences horrible tier

inb4 vega is actually botnet clothes

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ALL AMD HAS TO DO NOW IS NOT FUCK UP!

But can they do that?

>>58330483
Avoiding running into Audi cars

>>58330636
>>58330660
go to ve,ga
for AMD countdown clock and live stream

>>58330696
9am what time pst est?

>>58330704
No, look the 1080 vs Titan X

>>58330715

they already fucked up

with nvidia not announcing the 1080ti they know amd has nothing special to offer

Nvidia updating their drivers will have a whole new meaning in a couple years.

>>58330715
literally not possible

>>58330715
Maybe. This is literally their last and most perfect chance to win.

>>58330727
ve.ge


correction
10 hours to go

>>58330644

A home botnet that records your voice 24/7 and is able to triangulate your exact location inside your own home.
It's fucking creepy.

>>58330728
EST

>>58330466
>Dressed up overpriced Volkswagen
>Exclusively driven by pricks

>>58330715
No 1080ti = Vega DOA

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>>58330715

>ALL AMD HAS TO DO NOW IS NOT FUCK UP!

>>58330532

HAHAHAHAHA.

Dominating a 100 Billion dollar industry, while Nvidia pushes jerk off autonomous cars with feelings and lack of confidence. That as soon as it kills someone gets delayed 20 years.

>>58330727
9 hours

VE.GA
VE.GA
VE.GA
VE.GA

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SOONNNNN

>>58330704
>advertisements

>didn't even mention the 1080 ti
okay. so either they didnt plan on showcasing it today, or they learned just recently what amd is preparing to show and they got scared.

>>58330729

I did, I just don't want to live in a world of robot overlords yet ;__;

>>58330762
oh shit

>>58330754
Vega will assrape Volta.
Nvidia felt ashamed of even showing the 1080ti (for 1299 which was scheduled to launch tonight)

>>58330732
Vega is confirmed to beat 1080. This means Nvidia loses the performance crown for gayming GPUs for the first time in 3 years or so.

>>58330790

>Vega is confirmed to beat the 1080
LOL

>>58330772

if nvidia was scared they would have dumped the 1080ti ASAP like they did with the 980ti. not launching the 1080ti at CES means that vega will be delayed in q3 or that it won't beat the 1080.

>2017
>buying nvidia products

why are people so retarded?

>>58330772

or they couldn't give a flying fuck about amd and are just waiting for them to show their hand first, and if needed they can always unlock more cuda cores

>>58330772

Or then they don't even have it planned and they're just going to release a refreshed 2000 series of GPUs at the end of this year.

>>58330772
1080ti is just not ready yet. It's a big chip and yields are bad. Titan X is in low supply, too, and that's not even the full chip.

>>58330799
idk, why are you so retarded?

>>58330789
>rx480 will ass rape 1080
>say increasing nervous amd stock holder for the 89th time this year

Much more likely given what we know that they learned vega is barely a 1080 competitor and decided to keep milking max $ for their big chips.

>>58330805
>don't have it planned.
Jen-Hsun fears the Raja.

>>58330813
>400-500% profit in 12 months
>nervous AMD stock holder

>>58330813
amd stocks are doing mighty fine wtf are you taking about

>>58330795
It's true, though.

$25 for 20 hours geforce now. What kind of monkey will pay for this ?

>>58330772
>>58330808
They're waiting for the Vega announcement to try and steal the media spotlight

>>58330795

Vega was designed to compete with Volta, it should beat the 1080 handedly, 9 tflops vs 26? hbm2 vs gddr5? vega is clearly superior and meant to compete with volta

vega is going to surprise alot of people

>>58330808

gp102 is only ~450mm2. yields won't be bad enough that they can't sell an $800 gpu with several disabled SMs.

>>58330680
Where is 1060 3gb on this?
Thinking of upgrading from 660 ti

>>58330813

nvidia stock is literally a bubble

>>58330790
>Vega is confirmed to beat 1080.

>that one video of a guy running around on a non populated map in a game that is so optimized a 980 can run at 4k

sure

>>58330813
>increasingly nervous AMD stock holder.
>2016
They're realizing profits in a quite rare scale and laughing their way to the bank anon.

>>58330845
it had better, if for no other reason than restore sanity to GPU prices

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>>58330813
retard

what's the best way to buy stock online anyways? only looking to spend maybe $100 max

>>58330845
Maybe. Nvidia certainly needs a punch.

>>58330845

this is why nvidia is focusing more on cars and other shit, trying to shift away from GPUs

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>>58330808
If the full GP102 (quadro) and GP102 cuts (1080 and titanx) are ready why not the 1080ti?

>>58330873
They'll be skinned and eaten alive by google if they go too far.

>>58330885

1080 is gp104

>>58330885
because they're scared of Vega and don't want to be locked into a price yet.

>>58330864
now show me nvidia

>>58330873

all nvidia is good at is selling gimmicky shit to rich ppl who don't know anything about fuck all

nvidia pairing with audi is a match made in heaven for both companies

>>58330630

seriously wtf, and the missed opportunity to shill the 1050/Ti for the 1 million gamers that aren't gaming ready.

i'm running a 1050 Ti on a fucking 300 watt chinese shit psu.

>>58330885
quadro is $7000 rare
Titan X is still "max 2 per customer" $1200 rare
They just don't have enough chips spare to release a consumer version.

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>>58330901
Nvidia is in more markets than AMD atm of course they're doing better

it's exploded in the last 2 years or so

>>58330915
they had some upgrade kit which was leaked in a south american website or something. it was bascially a gpu, psu and ssd for upgrading shite tier pc's. i'm surprised they didn't announce it. maybe they want to announce all their gaming shit desperately.

>>58330907
the brand new self driving audi r8 by nvidia with bose audio system.

If NVIDIA makes driverless cars, do they get slower over time ? :^)

how many TFLOPs does your car do bro

>>58330930

>Nvidia is in more markets than AMD atm of course they're doing better

so you're saying the company that has innovated more is doing better?

holy fuck

>>58330949
found the link

http://www.techradar.com/news/nvidias-pc-gaming-revival-kit-is-a-huge-upgrade-in-a-box

>>58330966
the point was, AMD's stock is on the rise, if Vega and Ryzen deliver they should be on track to being competitive again

if not apple or samsung will buy them out

wait
what is nvidia doing with audi?

my internet was down i couldnt watch

>>58330907

savage

/thread

>>58330990
CAR BOTNET SKYNET EYEBALL TRACKING I CANT LET YOU DO THAT DAVE

STUPID HUMAN DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO CAR

NO 1080 TI FUG U

>post yfw you realize I'm serious

>>58330990
Nothing that anyone will use for the foreseeable future

>>58330990
Some gimmicky shit. And yes, no 1080ti.

Ryan Shrout is hired to shill and hype this presentation.
Nvidia doesn't even bother to let him know that they changed their plans at the last minute.

Today was a good day. One presentation flopped and one fucking retard ass blasted by his overlords.

>>58330930
AMD still outperformed NVDA last year.
NVDA is way overhyped. They have to double or tripple their profit to justify these kind of stock values.
AMD just needs to return to profitability and get back some market share from Intel to justify their valuation.

Janine was the only good thing introduced to us tonight.

>>58330988
I CANT INTO STOCK TRADING AT ALL
HOW THE HELL DO I BUY STOCKS BEFORE TOMORROW
DO THEY ACCEPT PAYPAL?

What can AMD announce to get an edge over Nvidia? Wearable botnet? Botnet food? Botnet for your pets?

>>58331022
>AMD still outperformed NVDA last year

[citation needed]

>>58331112
http://guides.wsj.com/personal-finance/investing/how-to-buy-a-stock/

>>58331124
I think he meant in stock growth, not overall value

>>58331112
they actually do accept paypal.
or bitcoin.

or whatever obscure method of payment out there you can find a broker willing to do bussiness with or for you. Even down to bartering.

now crawl back to your basement after you tried to act to act cool and knowledgeable on a rice processing board and failed.

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> NVIDIA is now into cars
> mfw this comic

They knew. They fucking knew.

>>58331124
[citation needed]
Anon who hasn't been within 10 feet of a financial newspaper or online source in the last 10 years.

>>58331121
MoneyBot

Is there any sort of rumored release date for the New AMD cards?
Because I'm making a new build and would rather not wait a month.

>>58331314
>would rather not wait a month
Best guess is MAYBE sometime in 2017

>>58331314
why dont you just wait 8 hours to find out at tomorrows conference retard

>>58330864
google discount brokerages, i think there is a mobile app based one that doesnt charge transactions fees for small accounts.

>2017
>nvidia abandons gamers and goes mainstream botnet
>in response amd creates ultimate driver level crossfire that works with 100% efficiency in all games without dev support
>maximum fps per $ achieved on dual rx480 card beating titanx for $450
>and the world rejoiced

>>58330813
>amd stock is up like 900% from early 2016

>>58330449
never change /g/

>000
>not kia, hyondai, nissan, ford or even 000 overlords WW

DOA

>>58330566
uhhhhhhhhhhhh howwww woww

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>>58330833
just a wild guess