How long until I can 3D print food? I'm hungry as fuck.

>>58324541
Maybe I'm a complete dumbass but, wouldn't 3d printing things with cookie dough then baking it work?

>>58324586
What if the 3d printer has an oven built in?

Like you 3d print your food from premade dough (like cookies) and then bake it in the built in oven?

I'm too hungry to think straight.

If you buy a bread printer and bread mix ink you can print a bread loaf

3D printed candy is already a thing

Printing food would be dumb though

why do you people keep sharing images of poorly compressed JPEGs? you people should be shot.

>>58324541
Never. "3D printing" is an autistic meme by reddit faggots who think they are living in star trek.

>>58324671
>>58324541

Itll take years but eventually well have a machine that builds food from molecules. Almost like replicator.

>>58324755
But I'm hungry now :(

>>58324755
>one day I'll have some of that delicious multipass chicken.

eh I'll probably be dead by then DAMN IT

>>58324541
Soon? Foodini's been in development and has been demoed for at least a year or two now.
https://www.naturalmachines.com/

Or if you're ok with 2D
http://www.pancakebot.com/

And there's the old Candyfab which has been around before the whole consumer 3D printing thing took off. Though it uses that older method of rapid prototyping (can't remember the proper name at the moment.)
http://candyfab.org/

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>>58324724
Creating shitpics is a fine art.

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>>58324724

That would really just make it a cool shape. You still need the materials.

>>58324541
It'll be available the day after you starve to death.

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Why do people even eat food anymore when you can just have Soylent?

>>58325631
Fuckers turn into trannies when they take that shit, hell the fuck no.

>>58324732
According to star trek, the early versions of making "food from nothing" was protein re-sequencers where they changes the DNA or something so it taste different.

>>58324541
anzu is better than skeleton girl

>>58325650
What does he mean by this?

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>>58324785
May you spare some oats brother? i am very hungry too?.

>>58325631
They just announced some new flavors the other day and I'm actually willing to try them. The only "bad" part about Soylent thus far has been the flavor.

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>want to order pizza online
>order website requires nonfree javascript
>tfw the botnet wants me to starve

>>58324541
McDonalds is quicker than a 3D food printer.
Probably not cheaper in the long run though.

>>58325766
Soylent relies entirely on Soy for protein. Not only that, but it's the poorest quality soy shipped in from Asia that is milled by the millions of pounds a week. Literal (scraped from) bottom of the barrel stuff.

It is thought to (and scientifically supported) that this soy increases what can be considered estrogen levels* once consumed. Every once in awhile (one a day or less), it is harmless. However, if you have more then one a day (or worse, are on a whole Soylent diet) you run the risk of diving your testosterone levels and replacing it with this pseudo estrogen. In women, it heightens the risk of breast cancer, and in men makes them more fatigued, physically weaker, lower libido, blossoming breasts (man boobs), etc.

That is why the company itself highly recommends AGAINST consuming the product for all three meals a day.

*It is not estrogen in the sense that the human body is most familiar with, but it is broken into a chemical compound that acts like estrogen and has many of the same effects.

>>58325919
>not made from people

>>58325806
This shitpost again >~>

>>58325919
all soy is complete trash.
It's best to avoid anything with soy in it as much as possible.

I run to the super market when I'm hungry

gotta pay the piper

>>58324724
A E S T H E T I C

>>58325631
ITS PEOPLE

>>58325965
>>58325919
>It's best to avoid anything with soy in it as much as possible.
This for the most part is true. If you are not from Asia, where soy is an everyday part of life and has been a staple of your culture and land for thousands of years, your body isn't as well equipped to handle soy proteins. It usually ends up being junk filler for us, and in worst cases messes with our body chemistry.
It doesn't help that most soy found in American commercial products is the cheapest soy you can get from Asia that is literally scraps they refuse to use over there.

>>58325965
Not that guy but I agree since most of it no matter where it's grown is fumigated crap made transgenic just to withstand the chemicals, too bad you can't really avoid it cause it's fed to livestock that you'll eat later on like pigs or cows.

>>58326010
Is it really used that much in eastern asian cuisine?
I'm of south asian descent and we use pretty much no soy in anything.

But half of /g/ wants to be an aesthetic trap and the other half wants to fuck the first half

So if the first half eats nothing but soylent everyone is happy

>>58326041
POO

>>58326086
>implying I'm indian

>>58325919
neat
>After allergies, the next largest concern raised about soy is that it “turns men into women” and “gives women breast cancer”. The main issue with these claims is that nutritional research, including both clinical trials and meta-studies, is wishy washy at best. There are studies showing protective and antagonistic results for bothbreast cancerandprostate cancer, some show lowered testosterone andsperm countsin men, while others showno change, and the list goes on and on. If your head isn’t spinning by the end of it, please, check ourjob postings.

>The takeaway for us is this: so far soy seems safe, especially when compared to other proteins whose consumption is much more closelylinked to cancer.

https://faq.soylent.com/hc/en-us/articles/212769443-Soy-Protein

>>58326194
>The takeaway for us is this: so far soy seems safe, especially when compared to other proteins whose consumption is much more closely linked to cancer.
t. Monsanto

>>58327427
Monsanto did nothing wrong

>>58325650
What about non soy based soylent? Like Keto chow based on protein

>>58325853
That's like a 10 minute drive to maccas though

>>58328504
It gives you cancer instead.

The future is now, just get a can of cheese wiz at your local grocer

>>58328595
Proof?

>>58325631
>>58325803
>>58325980
>>58325766
>>58328504
Liquid meal replacements has already been a thing for over 50 years you retards. It has really bad long term effects. which is why it's never been widely used outside of medical treatement

>>58328720
http://www.who.int/features/qa/cancer-red-meat/en/

>>58328744
Source?

>>58328779
How literally retarded do you have to be to not know about this? Have you literally never even seen a movie where someone is in a coma and is fed intravenously?
Do you need a source for breath mints being a thing too?

>>58328837
Yes. Now source please.

>>58324617
>What if the 3d printer has an oven built in?
Then I'd print jews.

>>58328879
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Intravenous+therapy+OR+Parenteral+nutrition+OR+feeding+tube
LITERALLY RETARDED
LITERALLY FELL FLAT FACED FOR A KICKSTARTER SCAM

>>58328997
Anon you forgot to explain to him how to copy and paste so he can look up that URL.

You can 3d print food already, though, I don't know why you'd do that, your extruder puts off heavy metals that are mixed with the filament/food when you heat them.

Dunno if food safe extruders exist.

3d printing in general is a useful tool, I've prototyped and implemented a bunch of parts for my autonomous UAVs with my $200 printer, stop listening to /g/ memes

anyone got the webm where you can see her roastie?

>>58328891
literally made me lol

>>58324586
I think someone made a pizza one and there was like a candy one as well

>>58324755
This is what people think of 3D printers before they learn what they are
It's a precise hot glue gun, don't cream your panties just yet

>>58324541
What's the point? It's still going to be some paste that comes in a tube, just in a different shape.

>>58328744
>>58328837
>>58328997
>>58329047
You don't inject Soylent into your veins.
You don't need a feeding tube to eat Soylent.
You're not stuck using one recipe if your stomach doesn't agree with it or the effects are temporary.

There. Everything's covered.

>>58329580
>thinks those are problems from the method of intake
>literally didn't even read* any of the links
*or even worse, is too retarded to comprehend

>>58329677
I must be retarded because I did read them and I didn't find a single thing that supports your argument.

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>>58329761
>I must be retarded
>literally first link
yes, yes you are

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>>58324586
People have done exactly that:
http://www.cohenphd.com/s/Academic-Food-21.pdf

The above even includes a recipe for 3d printable cookie dough and tasty meat glue based 3d printable meat.

>>58325806
then compile it yourself pic related

>>58329860
>central venous access
>cather sepsis
veins

>hyperglycemia
>liver disfunction
>hepatomegaly
>hyperaomemia
>hepatic complication
>abnormalities of serum electrolytes and minerals
>volume overload
poor diet

>metabolic bone disease
It says unknown but other sources indicate it's from a poor diet.
http://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/johns_hopkins_bayview/medical_services/specialty_care/metabolic_bone_center/metabolic_bone_disorders.html

>adverse reactions to lipid emulsions
>gallbladder complications
poor diet

>>58330270
>poor diet
>but this doesn't apply to soylent
>literally thinks that an random guy has singlehandedly revolutionized the medical field and completely solved problems with non-solid diets that scientists have been trying to solve for 50 years.
>there hasn't even been a single study on soylent but he believes this anyways
>I must be retarded
yes, yes you are

>>58330418
>change recipe to have more vitamins or less sugar for your body type
Problem solved

Also, there's a study about someone who ate Joylent for six months that ended recently and will be published. Spoiler: he's healthy

>>58324541
Hello Mr. Skeltal

WHAT THE FUCK. captcha: calle calle

>>58330800
>change recipe to have more vitamins or less sugar for your body type
>Problem solved
>literally thinks that an random guy has singlehandedly revolutionized the medical field and completely solved problems with non-solid diets that scientists have been trying to solve for 50 years.

>someone who ate Joylent for six months
>literally thinks a blog about 1 guy is a study
>guy probably ate other shit as well

>I must be retarded
yes, yes you are

>>58324586
Yes but the only time consuming part of making cookies is making the dough so it would be rather superfluous

>>58329496
You say that like its a bad thing.

>>58333031
You might as well just stick some ketchup on a plate and eat it, man.

Well we all know this shit turns you into weak cucked trannies blabla who cares.
The important question here is, since estrogen helps against balding, wouldn't consuming this and thus raising your estrogen levels reduce the chance of going bald?

Nigga i don't give a fuck if i grow some boobs or start stimulating my prostate in my sleep, i just DON'T want to go bald!
Fuck, my hair is the only part of me i'm proud and confident about, if i start balding i will kms instantly.

>>58333553
No.
It will just make you chubby and emotionally unstable.

>>58324732
>WE WUZ PRODUSUMERS

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>>58330226
I'm Italian and that is fucking insulting

CIOÈ PORCAPUTTANA NON BASTA LA PIZZA IN CARTONE ORA PURE LA PIZZA E S T R U S A


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