Where does /g/ work? I'm an electrical engineering intern

I'm a NEET.

I sell cakes

I shitpost on /g/

I make $10/hour stocking groceries at Walmart.

Im a flat roofer in Canada (just so no one thinks I'm an illegal mexican immigrant getting paid near slave labour)

>>58310873
Desktop Support (no college) 48.5K/year and extremely good benefits. Midwest. And I fill out datamining threads semi professionally.

>>58311132
Maybe you should lose some weight.

>>58310873
student

malware

>>58311166
the bosses are the only fat ones at my company

>>58310873
That picture is so stupid, no-one forced him to take on those loans. It's called personal fucking responsibility.

i clean chimneys and chimney accessories

Used to work at AAA game companies now work at a movie studio in hollywood

>>58310873
>Where does /g/ work?
Costco. It's comfy.

>>58311180
>nobody forced him to take on those loans
What else can he do to follow his dream of professional basket weaving?

>>58311180
>hurr durr work 10 years before starting post-secondary education

assuming he had to pay completely for his tuition, room & board, what is his other option?

>>58311222
Start weaving baskets. Look up youtube videos of other people weaving and emulate them.

Systems analyst at a 16,000 person enterprise.

>>58311242
i agree with this, most jobs can be done after watching a simple youtube video

>>58311116
this

>>58311242
>want to be a lawyer
>look of videos of how on youtube
>dumb judges wont let me practice law because no degree

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>>58311252
I'm sensing sarcasm. You're literally better off learning independently at home than attending the vast majority of colleges which are nothing more than glorified daycare camps for adults.

>>58311180
Found the lolbertarian.

>>58311273
>study law at home
>take the bar exam and pass
>???
>be a lawyer
wew lad

>>58311242
There was no Youtube until very recently, kouhai.

>>58310873
I'm an investor. I work at home.

>>58310873
Asa?

>>58310873
Stress engineer for commercial aerospace

>>58311180
Thus. Besides, if you have to take out loans, college probably isn't for you anyway.

Systems Support for Luxottica

>>58310873
You also work at Philips? :D

>>58311295
Too bad that's not legal anywhere lmfao

>>58311380
Post your dads income and the name of the high school you went to. Since privilege is just a conspiracy tyrant word.

>>58311443
It's legal, even in the United States (where it is limited to those who undergo an apprenticeship, eg Reading the Law exemption").

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>>58311380
>if you have to take out loans, college probably isn't for you anyway.
Well, good for you having parents that could afford to pay your tuition. I had to work during high school to pay for food.

>>58311496
Just accept that you're at the bottom of the social ladder you fucking scum. No mobility4u.

NEET
not because i want to be but because i have a terrible time getting a job

>>58311275
>I'm sensing sarcasm.
Maybe your autistic because there's not a hint of sarcasm in his post.

>>58311519
Have you tried not being a fucking retard?

Biomolecular engineer at a blue sky medical research lab.
I run simulations on spidersilk embedded into broken bones.

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>>58311514
I was at the bottom of the social ladder. Now I make almost as much as both my parents combined. Enough to have my own place, shitpost on 4chan, and not eat like a homeless person.

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I'm a line cook at a well-reviewed French-Canadian restaurant.

I love the kitchen life.

Always trading food for drinks from the bar. Closing down a shitty night with a beer is always the best feeling.

Being with your homies when its 5 minutes to close and having a 8/10/15 top all walk in at the same fucking time.

The feels when you come in and the guy before hasn't done shit all for prep or even fucking cleaned/refilled/flipped a goddamn thing for you. 911s out the ass and doing everything on the fly just to close and leave it better than the ass fuck who left it for you.

Constantly talking shit to everyone around, head out to the bar after close just to drink and talk more shit.

Industry has my heart and I don't think of doing anything else.

The people I work with are my brothers and sisters. I wouldn't want to go through the weeds with anyone else. Bonded by blood and flame.

>>58310898
me too. i failed for the college trap but got smart and left after two years. zero debt since my parents where paying. even though i had a free ride, i was going for a general history degree. my job prospects? well, very little history positions, but many low skilled, $15 - $17 clerical work. yeah, no thanks. i didn't want to waste my parents money nor did i want a get into debt over that otherwise.

been thinking of going to community for some certs or apply to a few warehouses near by... both the certs i want and the warehouse can land me a similar paying job as above with the fancy bachelors. but, so far, just enjoying being a neet. 27 and been out of school for four years and jobless for a year. retail is horrible and i don't want to go back.

>>58311628
W-What do you do anon

>>58311735
The twist is that his parents only made $15000 each per year.

>>58310873
Third worlder here. How does student loan work? Why do you start your lives outside uni with a liability?

>>58311735
Purchase approvals for the IT section in the military.
>>58311767
Close. About $20000. Also, it took my parents a while to realize you can't eat mercedes and parada bags.

>>58311240
You are now aware that:

1) not every good paying job needs college
2) you can start do something like get an associate's degree which is much cheaper
3) bachelor's degrees don't come into effect until mid-late career unless you are some engineer

>>58311875
lmfao bro I make more than 2x as much as your parents combined.

>>58311875
Dude I wouldn't brag about making 40k, that's almost nothing.

Congrats you make 19 dollars an hour.

>>58312101
>>58312191
I'm sorry I wasn't aware you're all engineers making over $80k/year. I'll go back in my hole of poverty and eat ramen again.

>>58310873

Sysadmin at a large eye care company.

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>>58312191
>Dude I wouldn't brag about making 40k, that's almost nothing.
Depends where you live. The cost of living isn't retarded everywhere like San Francisco, where yes, 40k is basically slave wages. You could live like a king in other parts of the world on that though.

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>>58310873
I don't get it. Why American pay over expensive education?
> you either pay a fortune to enter a big uni like MIT or Harvard, being certain that your salary will overcome your dept in few years
> you either go abroad in a free uni and have a degree for cheaper. You may not have a "free way life ticket" degree from there but neither would you should you stay in a meh over expensive domestic uni.
Why would anyone get 5 digits debt AND a degree that would not ensure this debt would be quickly paid back?

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>>58310873

chef

>>58312406
I was making 20 bucks an hour with 1 year of experience with just an AS degree.

>>58312453
Where in America, is 40k a wage that's worth shit after getting a degree and work experience.

>>58311443

Just get your law degree online from the University of American Samoa.

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Just accepted a software position at a large defense contractor.

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>>58311242
>>58311252
Nice thinking boi. I hope when you need a lawyer, he/she has been educated on YouTube

>>58312568
It's stigma to not have a degree. It's almost mandatory to get one right after high school at this point.
>>58312615
If you're going to say that, I graduated university 6 months ago. I'm just a lowly 2lt. You gave me the impression you landed a job in Microsoft/berkshire hathaway right after graduation and making 90k/year instantly.

>>58312743
It'd probably deal with more pertinent and common information than an actual law degree.

>>58312757
I repeat, I hope you hire a lawyer with a "YouTube degree"

You are just a saying it but I'm reallt fucking sure that you never will pay for a person with that "knowledge".

I can accept u say that u can learn a lot of thing for YouTube but not to be a lawyer or a engineer or architect

>>58312757

Also, I can't argue u need "common information". But only that u can "gain" from YouTube for a job like lawyer

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I drive this ultra POS hybrid truck around for 9 hours every day.

QA Analyst for a distributer of industrial materials. Can't fucking wait to get out

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>>58310873
Just started a job doing InfoSec stuff for a big company, which has been my dream for a while. It's a real job that I'm actually planning on sticking with for a while if I can.

>>58312810
There's an exam to be qualified for it. If you can't pass the exam, you can't practice law. Anyone who passes, regardless of how they were educated, is fine for me.

>>58310873
Kroger
$8.50 to have back problems all day and night

Please shoot me

>>58312946

Ok, go pass the exam only studying from YouTube. Good luck. I really hope u can pass it

>>58312963
It's been done, faggot. This worship of colleges, this perverse respect for authority, that they haven't earned in the slightest, is exactly how higher education got to be the racket it is.

>>58312963
you can also go to law school, spend hundreds of thousands, and still say "fuck it" to the Bar exam and find other jobs that utilize those skills but don't require you to be a soul-sucking shell of a human being.

there isn't just one way to do things in life. It's not a video game.

>>58312981

You misunderstood me. I really fucking hate when I was to college because I didn't learn shit and like you are saying. I learn much more from Internet for what I want to learn but I'm pretty sure you can't be a lawyer for just searching on YouTube anon

Work for an MSP

>>58313057
You keep saying searching on youtube here like that's literally what's recommended, I'm very obviously talking about studying on your own initiative without formal schooling. Which you very obviously can, since people do it. Not many, but some. It's an option if you have the drive.

>https://priceonomics.com/how-to-be-a-lawyer-without-going-to-law-school/
>A mere 17 succeeded in passing the bar exam and becoming eligible to practice law.

So you can suck a cock.

>>58311116
Jesus christ are you me

>>58310873
AppSec for Ciphertechs a midsize comsec firm in NYC

>>58312882
what company?

i wait tables and bartend

yes you can have some bread
no we don't have flavored teas
yes i know where the bathroom is
no we don't have pina coladas

it's not a bad job for someone with no degree. i make enough to live and i get to fuck my co-workers after we drink our boss' alcohol, so i guess that's a plus

Ive been interning at the police department in the IT division for a year, the commander wants to hire me so hopefully I get put on the payroll in a few weeks.

I work at Burger King.

>>58310873
aw kids these days are so helpless that they can't even choose a degree that's worth a shit

>just do what you love
lmao, no. you do what you have to.

>>58313900
this
do STEM

Any video game developers? I bet it's fun contributing to art.

Canadian computer engineer working for an industrial automation company. I make 80k which I guess is 60k converted to US dollars, but at least university wasn't ridiculously expensive for me.

>>58311180
>no one forced him
>except his parents and his whole culture telling him the only way to be successful is to have a degree.

libertarians are idiots

>>58314097
So, why should we put anyone in prison then? Surely the culture is at fault, right?

Hardware manager at Sears. $23/hr

>>58312755
I make 95k with 4 years of experience and a BS

I'm a manager in an Amazon warehouse.

>>58313945
american universities cost more because they are better

you know this to be true.

>>58310873
I work at foods with holes in front of it's name to pay for books and try to offset the damage of college
p close to committing seppeku tho

>>58312755
You got me wrong. Of course I see the value in a college degree. My point was that if the name of the uni does not insure you to get a job with a salary high enough not to worry about the loan you had to took to pay it, it's a reasonable choice.

However, if you are paying a fortune to get a degree from a uni that will not give you certainty you'll not struggle to repay the loan, why do it?
It's more advantageous to go abroad, get a degree there for cheaper, and then maybe comeback to work.
It's both a cheaper and safer solution.

I make 80k working as a contractor for Google with only an Associates degree.

>>58314251
Canadians pay a lot less in tuition mostly because they all pay more taxes which are used to fund universities.

>>58310873
Software developer

It's okay.

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>>58314251
>tfw you got so cucked you start believing the lies you keep telling yourself to ease the soureness.

>>58311242
>Not selling your custom woven baskets for $300 each on etsy

International tax, specifically transfer pricing in a Japan at a big 4 firm. A bit over 50k USD, but it fluctuates with the exchange rate.

>>58310873
Currently a mechanical engineering student. Gonna be a hardware intern at a SV company this summer though

>>58311116
I make $8.65 an hour fueling jet planes at the busiest airport in the world.

why I make so little doing such a hazardous/physically demanding job? no fucking clue.

>>58313944
I dev as a hobby. I consider it a part-time job. sorry im not a real dev senpai

>>58314119

we don't put people in prisons because it's "their fault" (whatever the fuck that means)

we put them in prison because they are in some way a danger to society if they remain free

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>>58312947
this >>58314913 anon.

trust me, I would trade working at kroger any day over this shit.

jet fuel odor is strong, and it only takes a few drops. the equipment we use is always broken, which makes the job 10x harder than it needs to be. of course you're outside working, so now youre dealing with ice cold weather or 90F summer heat. then you have a time limit.

80% of the job involves figuring out why the cart wont pump fuel(low pressure/ground pump not secured/wing nozzle not secured/printer broken/interlock switch not flipped/+50 other reasons)

all for $8.50/hr

kill me

>>58315001
I make 8 dollars the whole day and I work at ubisoft

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>>58315045
no you dont.
no job is worse than mine.

people who take the shit out of the plane get paid more.

>>58315073
I live in romania where the monthly salary is 250 euros

I get paid 10 dollars maximum for 8-9 hours. Stop whining.

>>58315082
Obviously the cost of living is cheaper else you wouldn't last a week making that. unemployment even pays double that.

Comparing the salary of a different country and to say "stop whining" is fucking retarded.

>>58315131
I'm unable to pay my rent properly because it's 200 euros and the other costs drive me up. You can move to any country with the money you're making and live well and I can't. TVA taxes are 25% and many products from other countries aren't standardized to our country's standards so we still pay a shit ton of money for something that should be cheap.

>>58310873
jr Sys admin. $15 an hour. Pretty chill, don't really work much tho.

>>58315153
>unable to pay my rent properly because it's 200 euros

the cheapest apartment in the most ghetto area here costs $500 minimum

>You can move to any country with the money you're making and live well
that applies for any job in america then, because as far as im concerned, even mcdonalds pays more.

my point is that the work im doing should be at min $12/hr. people who put luggage on the plane get paid $14/hr. makes no sense

>>58314329
what do you do anon?

>>58315191
If you feel that you need to get a better job then you should look for one. I'm still trying for jobs so I can up my game.

It takes about 800 dollars a month to get up to a badass living here. I'm trying to get an interview at IBM as a software tester

>>58315196
I'll bet he's a tester. Poor SDETs, even at Google no one cares about you.

>>58314097
>>except his parents and his whole culture telling him the only way to be successful is to have a degree.

oh boy, the idiots are posting again

>>58310873
>I took six years of art history and now work at Starbucks and its your fault, baby boomers.

Leftists, ladies and gentlemen.

anyone know of any intern opportunities for a computer science major in west michigan

im serious btw

>>58311240
Most of the ones whining about not being able to find a job out of college are the ones that just went to college because it seemed like they were supposed to.

>>58311275
This. For most fields besides medicine and legal, anyway.

>>58311635
Those are some good feels, but that's easy work. You should try opening a restaurant or something more challenging.

>>58311725
>history
Thats where you went wrong

I inherited my dad's pension, he died of cancer and I was a beneficiary because of mental disability.

>>58315191
Fuck.
I made 19$ an hour crushing stones when I was 18 years old, the fuck are you doing with your life?

>>58314913
but that seems like a cool job?

>>58311474
It's funny because my dad makes $3000 a year. I got a full ride through college thanks to government gibsmedats. After I graduate I'll be working debt free for 100k/year. You know what the trick is?
High end colleges aren't for everyone, and at the same time aren't necessary.
If you can afford going to one, that's great and you'll get great things out of it, but if you can't, there's nothing wrong with a cheaper state university.

Having said that, there are garbage state universities in every system and you need to balance that.

>>58315209
IBM here. Test positions are open in the bay area.
That said, why? I'm interested in hearing your motivations.

>>58315834
I forgot to mention. Those high end schools, where each class works out to $3000 of your tuition? Yeah, they're worth the money. You may find that your bargain state school classes are disappointing. It's because both the classes and the people who attend them are mediocre. Come in with mediocre expectations. That doesn't mean you can't excel and compete with people at MIT. It's just harder.

>>58315847
I want to get into a better financial situation, I feel like I am able to do more as a software tester rather than a simple QA game tester. I already have 2 years experience working at EA and Ubisoft.

How's IBM ? I live in Romania btw.

>>58315876
It seems to vary from office to office. A guy who worked in Eastern Europe said his pay was shit and conditions were also shit. In the US, the offices are pretty good, especially newer ones in startup cities.

I can't imagine your situation being worse than video game QA testing. I say go for it. They probably expect software dev experience, and it's easier to get your foot in the door if you're a new college grad.

>>58315901
Fuck me, I've never touched developer grade testing.

I've only done regression, test cases, EOD reports and all the usual stuff as a QA faggot. Any tips to up my game ?

>>58310873
Part time at the local hospital as a Service Technican where i make $24/hour.

While taking a major in CS at NTNU for free, since my country isn't utter shit.

what should i do in the semester before i go back to school

>>58310873
I'm a noc technician at a co-location facility

I use linux at work to do pings and maybe occasionally view the offline configs of equipment

>>58315916
I'm checking the listings, it says their style of testing is mostly automated. In short, you develop automated testing frameworks and tools to assist in testing.
Since you have experience with manual testing, you should be up to par if you can write unit tests for internal program modules, REST and SOAP APIs

>>58311180
well he was brainwashed from birth that he needed college to succeed vs going to a technical school to be an electrician or something where he would ACTUALLY succeed

>>58312737
Enjoy your life in hell with such a cuntish client.

I'm a projectionist.

Since everything is full-automatic I literally get paid for shitposting on 4chan in >80% of my total worktime.

>>58316129
how do i get that job

>>58316187
Go and work in a cinema (perks include usually dynamic timetable and you can watch movies FOR FREE). Become friends with the projectionist, show interest in the "trade". When there will be an empty position, apply.

>>58315196
I'm enterprise support for the companies that use Google services, which includes billion-dollar enterprises.

The requirements for my job were a healthy proficiency in Linux, and basically the ability to troubleshoot software and services that I've never used before.

It's a weird feeling to be teaching customers how to correctly set up a VPN tunnel when they are using over $1 million a day worth of services.

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>>58310873
hey op I'm an eletrical engineering student and I'm enjoying it to a certain degree so far but I'm not 100% sure if this is for me. since it sounds like you're further along in your education than me I thought you might be able to help me. or anybody who has some insight really.

I love pure math, even like abstract concept shit. I play around with linux because I'm a faggot. I like computer hardware too, I play around with my PC and raspberry pi but my interest in it is waning a little bit from when I was a kid. I'd like to work in renewable energy and help steer humanity away from a total energy cataclysm.

is EE still for me or should I switch to something like CpE

>>58316245
physics

>>58316219
my friend worked at a theater and occasionally did projectionist/projectionist-related stuff but he said no one did it full-time, it was just something mixed in with dogshit duties like cashiering/cleaning

I work on a strategy team at a very large global bank in NYC

Job is pretty shit, but I'd rather be here earning what I do (I earn more than my either of my parents and I'm only 23) than be a IB slave

>>58316275
My workplace use the kind of "unix philosophy": you work in one position and you do that one well. We have dedicated cashiers, projectionists, janitors, ticket guys and catering.

That being said, this is a state-owned "art"cinema, not a multiplex.

>>58316356
that sounds much better

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I am a metal fabricator. I do welding, pressing, punching, etc. It sucks

>>58310873
Watchmaker. Comfiest job in the world.

Posting from work on my own Gahnoo/Loonix PC I brought in.

>>58311273
>not just doing cases from home with the Cinco e-Trial
It's not the 1800's anymore grampa.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XL2RLTmqG4w

I'm a VDI admin at a multinational telecom company in eastern Europe.

>>58311190
>Hollyweed
Corrected it for you:^)

I shill in the /g/ and anther boards for big companies. 20 cents per post.

>>58316662
>Hollyremake
Now is right.

>>58312875
Thanks for the packages

t. Someone who answers doors in short shorts and tight sweats with my bulge sticking out

>>58311725
You sound like the personification of failure.

>>58312406
Don't listen to these fucks. You decided you wanted better than what you had and achieved it. I would bet my left nut most people on here are neet fags who will do nothing in life.

>>58313057
You didn't learn shit in college because you didn't apply yourself. Self learning is key, university is just there to build the foundation.

>>58310873
I work as a technical analyst consulting.
I worked like a dog in a grocery store and commuted from home in a shitty salvaged car instead of dorming while at university. I paid as much as I could with what I saved, only taking out a couple loans along the way. When I graduated I had ~$3000 in loans and about the same amount saved up. So I guess I graduated from university debt free.

>>58313900
This guy gets it.

>>58310873
DevOps at a cool midsized company. I love my job.

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>>58310904
hot
wanna be my bf?

>>58315539
Google, bro.

But for real, go to indeed and search for internship/co-op.

>>58316219
I would wager movie theatre's days are numbered. Bad advice.

>>58316245
EE and CE are remarkably similar. Given your desire for renewable energy, you're in the right degree. If you want something more like CE, just continue on and add a minor in CS.

>>58311635
wtf is this gobbledygook? speak english you mongoloid.

Im a software engineer at a web company. It's comfy so far even though the company is heading in the shitter thwyre still paying me a lot.

5€/hour at a software house. Yes, the pay is shit by international standards. I want to move out of the country in a max of 2 years.

>>58314913
>why I make so little doing such a hazardous/physically demanding job?

You get heavily discounted flight tickets though right? I had a friend who worked as a baggage cart driver and he had shit pay too but he could travel around the world for pennies on the dollar. I think it depends what airline you work for.

>>58313900
>lmao, no. you do what you have to.

There has to be a middle ground. Spending the first 15 years of your adult life doing something that makes you miserable just to buy the new meme console or pc is not the way to go.

>>58318530
>software engineer
programmer

>>58318626
weak b8

>>58310873
Info sec conformance testing. Woo-hoo. Report after report. And do the companies actually care? No.

>>58312061
>on /g/
>assuming most of us aren't going for engineer - esk positions
Get btfo

>>58314948
Who do you blame for that? If not the person that's being imprisoned then who? Can I blame you for being such a faggot?

>>58318674
I'm kinda dumb, but fuckin' hell, you take the cake

>>58312755
Don't be so naive.
1. Fuck stigma, stop being a bitch that's swayed by stigma.
2. The only time that a bachelor's makes ANY difference, is if you are doing consulting type work and have to critique the work of PhD's or other proffesional. They won't listen because they are fucking arrogant.

Seriously, I can tell your a NEET based on the fact that you attribute personal problems to society. Take responsibility for your self, become successful, and then help lift up the people around you. Stop being societies bitch faggot.

>>58318701
??????
I must be. Sorry dad.

>>58310873
No job, but i'm currently working on my master's degree, just got scholarship, fucking best christmass gift ever, the thing was expensive as hell.

>>58318731
?? XDDD

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>>58310873
I'm going to be an electrician w the union

It's just like one of my vidyo games, working as an apprentice w the guild!

Devops intern at a large finance company.

i maintain a blog

Make 120k a year as a sysadmin. Doing nothing and make codemonkeys automate my own job while being their boss.

I get paid $95k/year to tell big business IT departments what they should be doing. The consultant life is so cushy.

Oh, and I also develop software, so I guess there is a bit of work involved.

>>58311116
Represent

>>58312875
Not all heroes wear capes
You're doing gods work anon

>>58312875
That's one badass truck.

I work at a 9-5 computer repair place repairing laptops and desktop computers all day.

i make 18 an hour, and live in the 9th richest county in the country.

>>58310873

I'm on the Giro :-D

>>58310873
I'm a mechanical engineer for a production facility.

Basically I sit at a computer, browse the internet, and try to look busy all day. I actually work maybe 5-10 hours a week, and take home more money than 80% of the people here.

Mechanical Analytical Engineer (yellow goods)

>>58310873
Slavic Web Developer being outsourced to American companies for American pennies but my riches. Not bad can't complain really.

>>58310873
>>>/biz/

>>58310873
I'm a porn actor.

Neet

I'm a product designer.

I only come on /g/ because i have a cs degree

>>58311380
So i take out 40,000 in loans and get my EE B.S. and that a mistake even tho i pay it off in a year?
I hope youre wrong

>>58317604
I feel sorry for your parents

>>58320865

VR play with anime characters doesn't count, anon

>>58310873

>Solution Test Engineer at a BPM Software company, started as a tester a month and a half ago, they want me to start programming. Hope I can level up my poor coding skills.

>>58320995
So if i wanted a smart watch that just did ok google voice commands and telling the time then how would i do dat

>>58320967
And linux hobbyist.

>>58318717
> lift up the people around you
What? I am lone wolf.

>>58310873
I'm a prostituting my mind to the best offer

>>58312875
You're doing god's work anon

>>58313694
Oh sorry anon just a few more weeks for paperwork to clear, btw could you fix my printer again? Sucker.

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I'm a middle school history teacher.

I like my job and the pay isn't bad for rural Nebraska.

Been saving some money to buy pic related.

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>>58310873

At a college, doing IT work.

Not great pay, but it's cheap living, and they let me take classes for free.

>>58321930
which model is that exactly ?

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I program implementations for industrial machines. Like not making the motors, but programming them and the logic needed for a specific task.

It's kind of niche work for smaller companies. Large ones will just work with the company for the hardware, but we can undercut really well for specific custom tasks like belts, scanners, and cool robot arms. Pay is good for a college dropout / near highschool-failure.
Field is growing, so I'd definitely suggest getting into stuff like PLC programming.

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>>58323130

this reminds me somehow of my prev job - vending machines for pharmacies, which is a big thing here in europe, and going to be getting much bigger. Also kind of vending machines for factories - mainly used for rubber gloves and other safety equipment - eveyr worker has to identify himself with his RFID card, can choose according to his profile and size.. bla bla. 25 - 30% saves/optimizations of the product are seen every time. Then comes automatic reporting, SAP/VMI integration and a lot more! Also, the package/delivery pickup locations are gaining speed, the same devices can be used to handle special equipment in factories, just with another software and again with RFID and barcodes and shit. The whole Industry 4.0 shit is going to explode in the near future, too bad the dumb management can't do shit and made the good guys quit.

>>58310873
I'm a janitor on an internet image board (lol not really but i heard it pays well :^) )

>>58319383
>computer repair

Isn't this dead?

>>58318587
>HUR DUR JUST WASTE YOUR 20s DOING BULLSHIT YOU LIKE.

>>58323795
Autists win again.
>be autistic
>have a knack for computers since muh childhood or whatever
>dream in code
>notch touches his magic finger to mine, making me the David to his Yahweh
>get good grades throughout school
>get into MIT
>CS degree
>literally any job I want
>300k starting
>cause recruiters are memes that will hire anyone that goes to an elite university because they're mentally retarded and can't evaluate a person based on their virtues alone and will blindly take the reputation of a college over the actual applicant
>have some mediocre code desk job
>still make bank cause MIT nigger
>don't get bored or annoyed cause autism

I'm a subcontractor for the Navy.

>>58311380
You're right only people who are already wealthy should be educated, what the fuck

>>58312634
make sure you know a guy who knows a guy.