Hey guys, If you could build an smartphone app what would you

An app with a simple "on/off" icon for your homescreen.
Whenever you had a boner, you would turn it on. When it retreated, switch back to off.
Basically, the app would use your phone's GPS to place the location of you and your boner on a world/local map. You'd be able to see how many people in the world currently have boners.
You'd also be able to see large clusters of boners in your area and be like "whoa...I better get down there. Something's going on that's giving everyone a boner".
Facebook/Twitter integration would be a must.
You could track friends' boners so you could shoot them a text like "congrats on the boner" and collect stats for yourself and others, e.g. boner frequency, boner duration, prime boner time.
You'd probably also want bluetooth or NFC to alert you of boners within 100ft of you so you know to knock before walking in a room and getting an eyeful of boner.

free
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never needs to update
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An app that lets me save a link directly to my dropbox...NOT over my data.

>See link of big file
>Copy link location
>Android intent detects the new clipboard entry
>Alert shows in action bar
>"Anon, do you want me to download this link for you?"
>"Why, yes I do. Thanks, DropboxDirect®"

Next time I open/sync dropbox, my file is there.

Full disk encryption that you only need to enter when you start your phone up. Or when the phone has been inactive for 8 hours.

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