why is he always using a laptop in public?

>>58290379

autism

Is dis technology

>>58290387
someone should shoop him up on a steel girder of an early 20th century skyscraper

>>58290379
Memes

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he should be talking with other people in the car instead of using laptop

>>58290379
>58290379
It's the tismo, he can't help it the poor guy

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>>58290439

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what is he carrying in his bag?

>>58290379
He has no smartphone.

Because he knows that social interaction is a circus and has better things to do

>>58290379
It's more interesting how he manages to always have his laptop up, since he is using x60. This thing has shit battery life, with extended battery it tops at 3-4 hours assuming good power management.
Does he carry multiple batteries or just plug into socket constantly?

>>58290379
Wow this is incredibly rude... He is a sociopath. What on the earth could be so important that you must whip out your autism-modded notebook instead of having a chat with your table mates? I bet he's writing a hello world in lisp so that he won't have to converse with those "proprietary plebs".

>>58290579
This. Socializing (small talk) fucking sucks. People know it's stupid and a complete waste of time but they still do it because they can't stand the silence. Stallman however, like many of us intellectuals, has embraced the silence and ascended to another level of existence.

>>58290510
His virginity

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>>58290425
9000 hours in the GNU Image Manipulation Program

>>58290379
Is he wearing a free software Hello Kitty pin?

>>58290753
Do you think he actually is a virgin? Is it known if he ever had a gf?

>>58290561
This desu

>>58290379
That is very rude.

>>58290867
It's a known fact that he did cuck someone

>>58290803
lel

>>58290405
This

>>58290884
Source?

>>58290803
im goin to print this on canvas kek

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>>58290867
This guy fucks

>>58291216
That's not even RMS. It's some other fattie with his head shopped there.

>>58290379
hes autistic,its he comfort,and even in hes field where people are tech geeks (for the most part) if hes on hes laptop he has an excuse not to interact with any normies he may encounter..its hes "safe place"

im a legit autist,i know how this shit works /g/

>>58290510
...steve jobs head.

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>>58290867
He told the people he is sitting with this pic. >>58290379 That he is so dedicated to free software that he hasn't been able to have a stable relationship with a women. And has forgotten what sex is like. One of the guys made a joke about how free software isn't compatible with free sex, something a long those lines. RMS started crying like a baby and began repeating "I'm very lonely".

>>58290379
He's fetching web pages from 9gag by sending mail to a program that fetches them, much like wget, and then mails them back to him. Then he looks at the dankest memes using lynx.

>>58290803
gold

>>58290379
>>58290387
>>58290407
>>58290439
>>58290481
Why does he not get an iphone to check emails? What the fuck

>>58291283
I wonder what kind torture Microsoft, Google and Apple needs to put him through before he surrenders to his master and takes the money.

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>>58291340

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>>58291340

>>58291357
tbqh iphones are literaly the best devices when it comes to business phones.
There are so many really really nice management solutions for them + apples support is just glorious. No bait intended here.

Sure it sucks that the 7 has no headphone jack, but comporations do not care, I guess

>>58291415
Why's that guy shirtless? It's obviously cold.

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It's interesting how it can seem so autistic to be on a laptop all the time when the majority of people are doing the exact same thing but with smartphones.

>>58291415
>barely 20 and have piss-yellow teeth

Oh boy. There ride is just starting.

>>58291236
no, it's the real stallman

>>58291356

>le trash man

>>58290803
I still don't get how those people fearlessly sat there.

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>>58291443
I think he wanted to be a meme.

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>>58291596

>>58291578
maybe they wanted to die

>>58291578
not a pussy like you

>>58290625
wtf are you talking about? I have one too and batterylife is closer to five hours on an 6 yo battery. He doesn't use X and probably has a nice new battery so he might get more out of his.

To show off that he has one

>>58291578
I think there was probably a floor under them, but the angle is hiding it.
Also what >>58291688 said.

>>58290803
Need an HD version of this. Please?

>>58291633
Looks a video game character. Used to be a decent looking guy too

>>58290379
He is talking with god via random numbers and needs to get his reaction to whatever is going on around him.

>>58291778
Somebody use it in a "before GNU" image

>>58290379
he is addicted to code, or porn, probably both code and porn

>>58290803
RMS sure gets around

>>58291596
carpal tunnel syndrome?

>>58291778
>Used to be a decent looking guy too
The FSF foundation should take him to a barber, make him lose weigh, dress properly and take care of his appearance. It would go a long way in improving the FSF image.

>>58291867
He masturbated too greedily and too deep

>>58291216
Weird. That girl with RMS looks exactly like my ex.

>>58291482
>there

>>58290803
Doing gods work anon

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>>58291867
https://stallman.org/photos/norway/skei-loen/img_0455.jpg
^-- only hours before...

>>58291978
She a porn actress?

>>58292068
Unless you count the shit we made together and never put anywhere, no.

>>58292102
>recording yourself having sex
>literally cucking yourself

>>58292216
>cucking yourself
"Hi I'm from /g/ and I throw out memes to make myself feel better about the fact that no one loves me"
Literally you

>>58291337
w2c purple jacket

>>58291980
the*

>>58291395
its a dashiki bra

>>58292242
I love him.

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What did he mean by this?

>>58292338
This?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg4MgDD8FoA

>>58291633
I knew I'd seen him somewhere before - he played the killer on no country for old men.

>>58290379
homeless people don't have internet at 'home'

>>58292366
>played

>>58292242
t. cuck

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you are at a LAN party and this guy slaps your non-free software.

how do you respond?

He literally reads and responds to every single email he gets

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>>58292349
I did not realize how much he loved the bird.

>>58292473
The bird loves him.

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>>58292473
>>58292481
literally btw

>>58291395
Looks like a team of apple developers

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Please do not shop a penis.

>>58290948
his father

>>58290867
Stallman got tons of pussy back when he was at MIT. He downplayed this in his later years so that neckbeards could more easily identify with him.

>>58291216
what the heck i haven't shown that tattoo off in ages

>>58290379
He's made of pure data. He can never stray to far from his entry point into our world less he dissipates.

>>58292338
What the fuck. Looks like they are summoning satan.

>>58290439
Is that Steven Seagal in the rear-view mirror or what the fuck.

>>58291627
What does he do on the laptop?
I heard he doesn't like to connect to the internet?

>>58291781
>RMS browses /pol/

>>58291757
The floor is indeed under them. About 1000 ft down.

>>58290481
Its not even turned on wtf

>>58291578
this image was staged

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>>58291867
emacs pinky

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>>58293468

>>58290803
saved
have a (You)

>>58292652
Shut up, Zyzz, you're dead. And you show it off all the time.

>>58292398
*pull out my x201 out of my bag*
*beat him to death with it*

to avoid social interaction

>>58291414
>0,75$ have been transferred to your Apple©-Promotion Account

>>58290379
he is still trying to get Linux to work properly

>>58293841
But your processor will ALWAYS require binary blobs to run
t. fellow x201 anon

>>58290379
because he's an autistic savant.

>>58290696
Then why both to even be around other people. If he really likes silence he might as well just put a bullet in his head. Humans are social creatures and if you think being intellectual puts you above that you are mentally retarded and a defect.

>>58290894
>>58291168
>>58291310
>>58291777
>>58291840
>>58292044
>>58293667
samefagging this hard

>>58294197
this

>>58290405
spbp

>>58291455
A laptop is way weirder than a cellphone to always use in public. Shitty comparison

>>58292836
you think RMS fucks around?

>>58290803
kek

why is he so goddamn based

>>58293144
Staged in the sense that those were real construction workers but they don't actually eat their lunch on the girder

Stallman's a cool dude. What has he done to hurt you?
He wants us to have freedom so we should repay that kindness and give him that freedom to use his computer at most times.

>>58292398
I don't think he would care, but probably pity you.

>>58290803
bravissimo

>>58291340
This might be a serious question.
It's because all phones track the user at all times like what a private detective would do.
So when he's hiring a prostitute because he's a lonely man he doesn't want anyone to know.

>>58290379
How does he get free food?

>is barely ever connected to the internet
>not working on any major projects
>still constantly typing something into his machine constantly

What is he doing?

>>58291283
>RMS started crying like a baby and began repeating "I'm very lonely".

(From https://stallman.org/extra/personal.html)

I'm a single atheist white man, 55, reputedly intelligent, with unusual interests in politics, science, music and dance.

I'd like to meet a woman with varied interests, curious about the world, comfortable expressing her likes and dislikes (I hate struggling to guess), delighting in her ability to fascinate a man and in being loved tenderly, who values joy, truth, beauty and justice more than "success"--so we can share bouts of intense, passionately kind awareness of each other, alternating with tolerant warmth while we're absorbed in other aspects of life.

My 25-year-old child, the Free Software Movement, occupies most of my life, leaving no room for more children, but I still have room to love a sweetheart if she doesn't need to spend time with me every day. I spend a lot of my time traveling to give speeches, often to Europe, Asia and Latin America; it would be nice if you were free to travel with me some of the time.

If you are interested, write to rms at gnu dot org and we'll see where it leads.

>>58295309
For one he answers every email people send him.

>>58295272
He suckles the pungent yellow ichor that he secretes between his toes.

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>>58290379
because he is a living legend

>>58294197
Linux works properly; he is trying to get Hurd to finally compile

>>58292349
>tfw even Stallman just wants to be loved

I never asked for this feel

>>58291370
>Drinking proprietary soda
>Not making his own OpenCola

>>58295123
Shut up Richard

>>58295630
Don't be inane

>>58295341
Holy shit this might be the saddest thing I've ever seen

>>58290803
Son I'm not disappoint

>>58295355
No internet

>>58295820
Why? I don't think it sounds sad at all. Which part

>>58294456
>weirder
go fuck yourself normie faggot

>>58296232
It's really that in combo with
>>58291283

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bw58LZTuZjA

>>58296231
he caches them and sends them out when he gets a connection

>>58296231
He downloads everything he needs from the internet and browses and replies to email whenever.

Is Stallman a Jew?

>>58290481

That's a disgusting screen.

>>58291321

This is gold too.

>>58291443
Because all stores sell nonfree clothing
He isn't wearing anything at all
Duh

>>58293478

Are you a changeling?

>>58291922
But muh freedumbz
I don't agree with making him doing any of that, but I do agree that it would improve their image a lot.
People might start taking it more seriously.
No one but really techy autists will actually sit and listen to a guy that looks like a hobo.

>>58294243
He produces code that is free for all to use and you claim he should kill himself?
Kys instead if posting that trash.

>>58292576
Just like Otacon...

>>58291321
Is this legit?

>>58296677
He has Jewish heritage, but he is now an atheist.

>>58290439
oy vey that's my country

>>58296789
I'm not surprised...

>>58290379
Because desktop is a pain in the ass to take on the go.

what does he even do on the laptop?

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This is the face of someone that knows how to lay the pipe.

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>>58291415

>>58290379
>why does he always have his backpack

>>58292473
Is his elbow like that because of >>58291596 ?

>>58292541
>https://144.217.8.53/g/1483396857526.jpg

What the actual fuck is going on in this thread?

>>58293124
It is on but have you ever tried taking a photo of a TN Panel in direct light from an angle?

But how the send emails without connecting to the Internet?

>>58293124
BTW his screen is probably set to low brightness. Also most of his screen content is black because he uses no GUI.

>>58290379
cos he gnu

>>58291356
a major change to EMACS

>>58297096
I saw that as well on another thread on /g/ as well

Question, can stallman drive a car or even use his locomotive functions?

I don't think I've ever seen pics of him driving, riding a bike, or stuff like that

Then again it wouldn't surprise me considering he is a literal manchild

>>58291578
Im a roofer for commercial buildings, and sometimes have to walk on beams like that hundreds of feet in the air. Although usually I'm tied off, Ive never really come close to falling and you get super used to the heights very quickly, and learn how to lean into wind and such. Think about it, how often do you just fall over when walking in a straight line on the ground? Its just like that but you're on a 1-2ft wide beam a few hundred feet in the air.

Those guys are extremely badass for doing it without safeguards, but I totally get how one can get used to the heights. You dont even think about it when you're actually working, and the harnesses/safety ropes/etc usually just end up being a tripping hazard, so I'll take them off if I'm on a site where I dont have to worry too much about visits from health and safety or whatever.

>>58290379
Would you tell a Paladin to leave his home without his shield, OP? No, you wouldn't.

>>58292349
Awww :3

I want to give him libre love.

He's like Drake
>>58290803

StallmanIsAlwaysOnHisLaptop.tumblr.com

>>58297388
>lean into wind
What if the wind suddenly stops blowing? Do you lean into your death?

>>58297936
I'm guessing you have never ridden a motorbike?

>>58298238
You guess correctly

>>58292790
You mean GNU/Satan or as I have recently taken to calling it GNU+Satan.

>>58296697
He needs to be euthanized.

>>58290379
>someone else's laptop*

>>58291415
>filename

bullshit, that's from that retard hippie retardspace Noisebridge in San Fran Faggot. it's the place where they let homeless crack addicts shit on their soldering irons and try to burn the place down with their non-existant electronics skills. god that place is such a fucking wreck full of dumb fucking hippies. their motto is "be excellent to each other"

>>58296775
>produces code
>hasn't coded a thing in decades

>>58291596
>>58291596
Where did this image come from

>>58297388
>take them off if I'm on a site
Anon, please don't do that again. It may not look that scary for you but for the safety officers, the risk of getting prosecuted is on the line.

RMS picture 101:
1 checking his email in the most uncommon situation
2 greasy hair
3 doing literally goofy shit

>>58296781
yeah he went to a /g/uy's college and he put this on the board before rms came

>>58299053
Stallman's travel photos on his websight

>>58292500
kek

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>>58290379
>why is he always using a laptop in public?- 191 posts and 32 image replies shown.
he can't stop shitposting on the most inane site on the internet. I bet most of the infamous interjections are by him.

>>58294243
Because silence is better than talking shit, you know.

>>58294243
Also you're probably that guy talking all day long that nobody really cares about c:

>>58290379
because he is addicted

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>>58295820
>>58295341
>>58291283
>>58290867
the fact that a sweaty, salivating, nose itching pig like slavoj zizek can get a young lovely wife shows how much of a beta faggot stallman is. /g/ BTFO

>>58291627
thinkgen of proprietary

it's part of his image and probably nothing more than a fashion accessory at this point. what does he even use a computer for nowadays outside of replying to emails and updating his website? even with these things he probably just dictates to someone else rather than type it up himself.

>>58300603
he doesn't own a cellphone according to his website: https://stallman.org/rms-lifestyle.html

so i think all the pictures of him with a laptop are equivalent to pictures of people staring at their smartphones

>>58290379
takes him about 20x the time to do normal tasks
imagine having to use 20 programs just to look at an all text email

>>58290803
Could somebody mail it to him?

>>58301268
Replace the other workers heads with green peppers first

>>58295394
>M-x butterfly

>>58297388
do you have a death wish?

>>58291578
It's calle dbeing a man

>>58291578
well they gave work to the street cleaners

>>58290379
he is to intelligent to talk with normalfags.

>>58290379
no table manners fucking loser. We should remove him from /g/ already.

>>58291633
literal manchild

>>58298407
why would you euthanize a screen?

>>58290867
He says he enjoys nasal sex with dead plants.

>>58291395
>that fucking framed XKCD comic

>>58290625
Confirmed for knowing nothing about Thinkpads, with the bay battery and a new extended battery pack you can rock that thing for 8-10 hours.

>>58296677
He hasn't worked a day in his life, you tell me.