>That letter I threw out 20 years ago still has my name and

You don't burn/shred all sensitive documents?

Noob

>>58270336
But if I buy a paper shredder they'll have my face on the CCTV cameras and I can't order it online or else they'll know my address or payment details!!!!

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>the government collects your personal data every 10 years and has been using computers to tabulate that data since 1910

the only way to escape is to literally move to another country and hide in their wilderness

1. Humans cannot be part of a botnet. A botnet is a network of infected computers that obey a master.
2. Get a paper shredder.

>>58270359

You are already receiving spam mail. What more is Amazon to the list of companies with your address?

>>58270364
>has been using computers to tabulate that data since 1910
>computers
>1910

>>58270411
Nice try, FBI!!!!!

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>>58270411

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>mfw im from the government and can hear everyone's thoughts anyway

>>58270510
Computers existed before 1910 dumbass

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>>58270411
>A botnet is a network of infected computers that obey a master
a-HEM, you'll need this if you want to fit in with this board's particular flavour of mental illness

>>58270251
literal paranoid schizophrenic here, anything with my address on gets marker pen'd, shredded, burnt then the ashes get seperated into separate bags which I bury in two different woods every few months

>>58270359
No need for a shredder, you can just burn letters/documents

>living in the same place for 20 years

>>58270359
>still not having ghost addresses in 2017
>not just making a LLC to avoid buying things in your own name
It's like you want to be part of the botnet
There's also such thing as fire

>get hired by my local goverment
>I'm actually tasked to pretent to be a hobo and look through trash for old letter, documents, etc
>I have to bring all of that back and they scan all of it

I'm not sure if I'm doing the right thing here bros, but fuck do they pay good for this

>>58270251
I'm just going to leave this here
https://murdercube.com/files/Miscellaneous/How%20To%20Be%20Invisible%20-The%20Essential%20Guide%20to%20Protecting%20Your%20Personal%20Privacy,%20Your%20Assets,%20and%20Your%20Life%20-%20J%20J%20Luna.pdf

step one: kill everybody in the whole world, so they cannot learn your secrets

>mailman delivers my mail to my neighbor's mailbox by mistake
>now the neighbors know where I live

Privacy is dead.

REEEEEEEEEEE