what is the IT equivalent of "spitting in your food"??

spitting in your RAM

installing gentoo

Installing Windows

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>>58262438
"uups sorry i forgot to add labels to the cables"

I work in IT. Sometimes I RAM in your spit. I don't fuck a give

Installing keyloggers and backdoors.

Creating 1 partition when installing windows, while leaving half of the available data unformatted

>>58262516
RAM in my spit harder faggot! I LOVE IT LIKE THAT!

>>58262438
Charging massive premiums for simple repairs and operations. It's amazing what the going rate is for essentially backing up people's files, reinstalling their OS or replacing a part, and putting the files back.

>>58262438
Putting in a backdoor

>>58262480
>go back and label the cables correctly

Why would any IT professionalmake things more difficult for themselves?

>>58262438
iTunes

>>58262438
Installing Windows on a computer

Scratching asshole then touching your power button/trackpad

Deadman's switch

>>58262592
you imply the it professional is the one who will end up maintaining it

i was connecting an office once where the cables where layed when the walls were done

the cables should have been labeled based on some system the company had for the rooms but the people didn't do their work and i had to go around and check all cables and which lead where
>but hey i got payed for a day of running around an office checking cables so i am sure the ones at fault got their ass handed to them

>>58262438
reporting you to fbi

>>58262438
>support
Getting my hands to india poo-in-loo levels of nasty, then purposely touching everything on and around your desk to make sure you get sick.

>backend
"Flow optimizing" your traffic so that your connections are randomly reset and rate limiting applications like youtube and facebook.

>>58262438
Installing Norton Antivirus.

>>58262438
For some people, that is their fetish. Just saying. ;)

>>58262438
a scream test

>>58262573
That's not IT you fucking pleb

Closed source licenses

>>58262438
Taking a SAN, binding all the drives into a single pool, and presenting LUN's to all 8 vhost's.

Oh, and the storage pool? It's a RAID 0.

> spitting
Oh, sorry, read "shitting".


>>58262592
>>58262480

I never trust labels anyway, and don't pull anything unless I know every inch of it's run.

>>58262438
>installing 2TB of pizza
>calling the FBI

I'm sure some of you faggots have done this