Oh wow, so the telescreen... I mean these AI boxes are now helping solve crimes, how cool is that! What would be even better if they could prevent crime! Or even bad thoughts!
Why haven't you goys... I mean guys invested in a AI device yet? It can even order you a pizza if you tell it to. How futuristic is that? Instead of picking up the phone like some sort of caveman, you can tell Alexa to do it.
>>58201589
lol f*cking epic post XD
>>58201674
it really makes you think!
>OP is upset he can't get away with murder
Reiser plz go
>>58201589
>Buying internet enabled mics and cameras
Asking for it
>>58204052
soon they will be "mandatory"
>>58201589
>Instead of picking up the phone like some sort of caveman
But the best deals are online.
Not having one is an admission of guilt.
>>58201589
what happens when you stick one all the way up your asshole and play music on full blast?
>>58206061
Depends on the music.
If it's good music your poop will vibrate its way up your digestive system, undigesting itself, and turning into wht the food you ate would be if you put it into a blender instead.
If it's shit music you can either align it with your shit's frequency so that they sum (in which case the volume of your poop will double), or invert its polarity so they cancel each other out, resulting in a sort of digital enema, cleaning your ass of all the poop.
I heard they use this technique in porn.
>>58203910
>>58204464
Absolutely, you got something to hide, fucko?
>3 years later
If you don't drive an AI Tesla car, you're LITERALLY a potential murderer.
>le zomg Orwell was right!!n!
Why do we allow anyone under the age of 21 to post here?
>>58206494
>yeah whatever who cares anymore
Why do we allow low-energy henpecked cucks to post here?
>>58204175
I don't think you needed to quote "mandatory".
>>58204052
Still not asking for it