Fucking programmers

nice blog

>>58191889
I'm willing to bet you got used as leverage for a raise at the company they're already at, or even as a bargaining chip for another better company.

>By the way, I've already been extended an offer for $XX,000 at Mom 'N' Pop, but I'd really love to work here. What can you do for me?

>>58191889
Looks like you need to be giving out better offers m8. Or move faster with your hiring process. Good software developers always have other options.

>>58191889
>need a job
>apply to multiple places
>take the one that gives the best offer
Oh my GOD how could they!

>>58192014
This

>>58191889
It's pretty obvious they picked multiple offers and you ended being the worst one.

Cry me a river, faggot. No one's obliged to work for you.

I'll work for you senpai

>>58191889
whine more, cunt
maybe you should sweeten up your offers a bit, sounds like they all simply got better offers more worth their time.

I've only looked for jobs once and I had to reneg my first acceptance.

None of the places I applied would tell me whether or not I was even being considered anymore.

So I took my first offer even though the pay was dogshit because I only had 3 days to accept. Then on the fourth fucking day I start hearing back and one place is offering me +20% to reneg.

It's like getting a gf, they don't want you unless you're already taken. And you're the 300lb smelly practice gf OP.

>>58191889
What's your biz anon? Looking for devs as well

>>58191889
just outsource to pajeets you entitled cunt

>offer shit salary
>Take forever to have employment agreement signed
> Surprised when no one gives a shit

Neo/g/

>>58191889
>getting your ass handed to you by codemonkeys
Outsource your shit to Delhi and do interviews to locals just for shit and giggles to eventually deny them the position.

>>58191889
sponsor me a visa an i'll work for free. but i'm not a programmer, i am a mechanical engineer (manufacturing), at best i know a bit of php/mysql, c#, labview.

>>58191889
>recruiter
I hope you niggers rot in hell. Well, not really, just the Ivy League niggers that come to campuses and ask stupendously retarded questions to determine employment.

>>58193717
Ill sponsor you a kick up the arse

>>58193717
Oh thank God, I'm not the only MechE to frequent the board.

>why are programmers not accepting my shitty pay

>>58191889
>Hiring people
>not getting them to sign employment contracts

It's not done until the paperwork is signed bro.

>>58191889
Teach me how to program and hire me.

>>58191889

If your role is very general/ introductory and doesn't pay any better than any similar offer then expect people to jump ship quickly.

Hire some autists from /dpt/, they'll write you some beautiful C or Haskell.

>>58191889
where are you located, what are you looking for, what are you paying and what can you offer me that the other 5 firms i could get a job at within 2 weeks don't

they're not flakes, they just have options and i'm guessing you're paying below market or not offering competitive comp packages

>>58191889
I'd be happy to apply for the position you are offering.