Crazy how they could track the old jolly guy, eh?

B O T N E T

Spoiler: santa doesn't exist

>>58158110
You shut your mouth!

>>58158110
>i got coal every christmas

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>>58158110

>>58158110
Edgy

Santa is fake. I see my dad putting the presents under the tree last year lol.

>>58158187
Retarded

>>58158197
Stop lying on the internet

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Fake, Santa Claus was shot down and killed over Syria.

>>58158007
this santa tracking thing is a subtle scheme to show kids "how safe they are, since NORAD can even see magical santa in real time"

>>58158221
Roachniggers are the worst

>>58158110
Stop lying on the internet, some 9 year old on /g/ will think you're right.

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>>58158110

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>>58158110
That's where you're wrong.

>>58158197
Where do you think he got those presents from? Idiot. Santa can't organize shit under EVERYBODY'S tree.

>>58158110
Wew lad nice joke.

>>58158303
I'm pretty sure he's not the one organizing the presents, I always thought it was his elves.

>>58158302
>free presents

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>>58158302
>Huge beard
>belly that wiggles like jello
>obsessed with giving free gifts to the world
>travels the planet constantly
>he's making a libreoffice document and checking it twice

Having every kids Christmas presents in your vehicle must make one hell of a radar cross section.

>>58158197
You're wrong because every year I get presents from Santa AND my parents. Says so on the labels/presents.

Check mate.

>>58158197
>my dad
That's your mom's husband, son.

>>58159441
LIAR

>>58158687
/Thread

>>58158007

He runs a Windows™ Phone. Tracking him is simple.

>>58158110
You fucking asshole, there are kids in this board

xmas is literally one of the worst holidays.

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>>58160782
there should be no children present

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>>58158110
>Spoiler: santa doesn't exist

>>58160796
Found the Grinch

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>>58158221
Plz not even darkseid can beat santa

>>58160782
>lying to children is a good thing

This is the dumbest christian rule that completely contradict their own holy book

>>58158007
Norad tracking santa for God knows how long,can't track two jets off course going into two towers...just sayin