What did /g/ get for Christmas?

>>58155982
nothing as always

>>58155982
Nothing. I wished I had a gf.

>>58155996
a gf isn't even good to have. you're with her to be happy, she's with you for any other reason, because girls know how to make themselves happy and don't need you.
get over it, be happy alone, fuck a prostitute if you need to get laid, you will never find happiness in a lady because they don't get into relationships like guys do.

A used gayman laptop.

Just needs cleaning and reseating some keys.

A new fap sock

a mac an iphone and some clothes

$50 and I'll use $7 on a wifi card for my hackintosh thinkpad.

>>58156047
So if a gf is the only thing that gives me self value... I'm fucked?

>>58156047
That sort of thinking is why you don't have a gf anon
Spending and sharing your time is a great thing

>>58155982
$165 and an echo dot

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Another year of a free OS.

>>58155982
A long sleeve t-shirt.

New monitor, Raspberry Pi 3 with a case, and a MacBook Pro.

Expensive coffee machine and a new coffee grinder.
And sennheiser earphoned

>>58156537
>sennheiser earphoned

i got replacement ear pads for my 5 year old sennheisers. might be the gift i use the most.

>>58155982
Clothes.

Is /g/ the richest board?

>>58156603
Lol no.

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>>58155982
50€, about 170€ in gift cards and maybe some other things coming my way tomorrow. They're very specific gift cards, kind of "culture gift cards" that i can use in libraries and such but I'll use them to buy a ps4 because I'm the very definition of a philistine and books are for losers who hate democracy and freedom.

Raspberry pi 3

New usb hdds 2x 2tb and some sticker from linuxstickers for my laptop

A telescope and a 1 tb external HDD.

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This set of sensors for my rpi

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bretty good

They left me alone just as I wished

did all my shopping for others using the chink shit general thread. should be interesting tomorrow.

>>58156047
Bad day?

>>58155982
money

>>58155982
IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS YET YOU DOLT!!

New shoes, underwear, socks, and some money which I used to buy shirts and pizza. It's a comfy Christmas this year.

>>58155982
Panasonic V580 POS

So many games on steam and origin

So many games that I'll never play

OnePlus 3T

I thought Americans had to wait until the next morning to get their presents? Is this an Australian thread?

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Should I open it again? There's a reason why I don't like it (put it back on its box)

Told me mum to get me a raspberry pi, and I have to buy myself a new phone soon. It sucks because people will think I'm just Christmas-buying a phone but in reality mine stopped working.

>>58156670

Jelly. I could use some of those for a uni project.

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>>58156047
your avarage /g/ user will refuse to take such red pill.

>>58156047
t. 15 year old

>>58157003
I'll reach wizardom in a few months and it's funny how people think girls actually like guys instead of liking whatever a guy can give

>>58156972
>namefag is bothered what other people will think of his phone buying habits

I'm shocked.

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Kobo Aura H2O, where do I pirate epubs and malaysian graphics novels now.

A NES mini. The gf is in SMW3 world 2 right now (started 10 min ago)

It seems I won't get action tonight

I'm alone in bed. I gifted nothing to me.
I hope this is the last christmass of my entire life.

>>58157021
It's already one strike since I have to go with my mom (she's the account holder and pays my phone bill)

People see neckbeard in store with mom and automatically lose respect for you. When I got my last phone, my dad asked them if my contacts will port over to the new phone which made them absolutely disrespect my freedoms and take my old phone to their phone copying machine and put all my old shit I didn't want onto the new one!

>>58157059
Yikes, well merry christmas. I hope your anime wallpaper keeps you warm

>>58157102
haha, good one.
anime is awful I'd never use it as a pape for my phone or computer

>>58155982
>What did /g/ get for Christmas?

doxed

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>>58157113

>>58157016
Well, when you're younger girls go out with you for you. But once you reach 25+ women look for what they can get out of you.

You can be good looking, funny, great guy, smart, etc. but if you don't have a job, your own place, a car (if most people in your area have one) and be able to afford outings then no woman will want to date you or be in a relationship with you. The most you can get is a one night stand.

>>58155982
I got weed. I bought it for myself. #treatyoself

I got a book about Kim Jong-Il, and how he kidnapped a South Korean director and an actress. Also the Dark Side of the Moon album on vinyl.

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i got an x230 with 2 ssds and 16gb ram
currently running xubuntu and playing around

i couldn't be happier, this memepad is fucking amazing
the only problem is that the battery is awful, it only lasts for like 2 hours, so i'm just gonna get a new one

anyone knows if running that battery reset gauge thing in the thinkpad windows software will help? cheers

Nothing and my cat is sperging out cause of the fireworks

>>58155982

RX 480, good shit.

1.5TB external HDD

Bottle of Crown Royal and new pants.

>>58157448
can u send me urs m8

A BRAND NEW COCK

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Lasers are technology.

I got this sweet 450nm 5mw blue laser pointer. The pic doesn't do it justice. Didn't even know you could get this color in a low power pointer form.

>>58157113
gotta love how no vendors put any priority in display specs. I mean come on, you're potentially looking at this for a very long time so it better be good

A bathrobe.

>>58156059
Back in the day you'd get this reply:

>gaming
>laptop

What happened /g/?

I5 6500 motherboard and ram

>>58159551
/g/ became all shitposters, edgy underage /v/ retards, and tripfags.

I never ask for technology shit because I can get any thing I want generally cheaper by keeping an eye on deal sites.

>>58159551
/g/ started going downhill at a record breaking pace after the release of Botnet 10

>>58156670
wow this is really nice
thanks for letting me know

>>58156802
same

>>58155996
Have you tried going outside for once?

>>58157339
>But once you reach 25+ women look for what they can get out of you.

It's not so much what they can get out of you, it's more that you're actually able to take care of yourself.
If you're 25 and don't have a job, place, car, or money, you're way behind the curve. People are living at home much longer, but if you living at home and don't have a job or car, that's pretty sad.
If I was looking to date, a 26 year-old woman with no house, car, or job has obviously made some poor decisions and would be a huge red flag.

If you let those girls date you and use your money/car/etc, you're just getting used.

>>58155982
Xbone.
Thank god it has streaming, fuck being glued to my shitty TV.

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Guys, I told my parents I wanted to start a YouTube channel but needed a computer to do it, so they went and bought me a specc'd out MacBook Pro for Christmas. Looking around it looks like they probably paid around $4K for it!

What software do I need to start making videos? Is the HD camera built into this enough, or do I need something else. I got about $1500 in prepaid debit cards from my other family members, so I can buy a camera if need be.

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>>58160949

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this maker's mark stuff is alright

>>58160949
That's a lot of money to spend before doing any research at all. PS: Asking on here isn't research. Get the fuck out normie.

Holy fuck a random family member got me an Amazon tap... I'm normally not one for bonnets, but this is fucking amazing.

>>58156047
Girls don't care about relationships as much? Been the opposite in my (non cucked, non beta, straight, iq 163, 6 ft 4) experience

>>58161086
Jim beam soda?

Cash

a mechanical keyboard. cheap, but my first one

>>58157107
Gtfo this website faggot

Dunno. Still in bed. Home alone this year as parents have gone upto Scotland. I cba travelling 6 hours in car so they left my presents here


only things I'd like but are too expensive is the htc vive and a gaming laptop for when I go travelling next year and I can play with my friends whilst in hotels etc

A Smartwatch, some random brand but it does the job
Also mods pls sticky like last year

>>58156537
I hope it was the silvia

>>58161225
> buys memewatch
Does what job? Let's you talk to your hand?

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Razer Deathadder
Superlux HD662EVO
A lighting rig for my YouTube channel
Some socks
Some boxers
Chocolate
Dried strawberries astronauts eat

>>58156047
>Fuck a prostitute
Recently met a qt 19 year old prostitute and I pay her to suck me off all the time.

>>58160949
Kill yourself normie scum

>>58155982
Nothing. I don't celebrate Christmas or any other holiday.

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I live in America so we haven't reached Christmas day yet.

Here's a pic of what I got last year. Please rate.

In case you need help identiying:
glove with attached ice scraper
plain gray shirt
sleep pant
pack of socks
blue shirt (missing, do not know where that shirt is now)
pair of blue shorts (currently wearing)
flavored meat sticks
pack of underwear
promise of a car detailing (was not delivered upon)

>>58160440
>tfw 24 and never had a job, my own place or car
JUST.

Well, at least I find comfort in the thought I will always be alone.

>>58155982
Lol, nothing, I'm migrant, my family is far away from here and ofc I have no friends. But I've already got 20% of savings needed to build AMD-based PC.

>>58155982
nice try nsa

I got some walnuts and some socks.


Anyone that got anything substantiative should be banned for being underage, seriously.

lacoste track suit

>>58161884
i have job, i buy all the stuff i want myself. say i dont want anything, i dont need anything. still, babushka manages to find goods that will bring me some joy. and i love her for that.

A new phone case.
A cube shaped metal R2D2 box filled with mint chocolates.
2 tea towels.

>>58159551
A lot of laptops are powerful enough to be full desktop replacements nowadays.

A blanket, some candy and my mom got my old piano repaired. Overall really good.

>>58155982
cigarettes and socks
>>58157820
noice desu, now go and order a shit tone of cutoff wheels from aliexpress since the included set is not enough to last you through new years.

>>58155982
a blanket.
It's pretty cosy

a cheapo HDTV
a successful bugfix that got rid of the last big memory leak in i2pd (a CHRISTMAS MIRACLE)
ball cancer
some giftcards
a cheapo SSD
probably will get more cloths over the next few days

>>58161175
keklord delivers

>>58155991
same here.

Pajamas. Very comfy.

>cheapo bluetooth speaker
>a tattoo
>ear cancer from singing family
>jagermeister

>>58163060
Also I almost choked to death on a crumpet a few minutes ago and vomited it out in the toilet, so I am enjoying my gift of still being alive

Nothing. I don't live with my parents.

>>58155982
Another year older.

>>58155982
a piece of pig skin

>>58163115
>jagermeister
You deserve the cancer.

>>58163218
I think most people here would have taken accidentally choking to death as a Christmas miracle, desu.

>>58162072

>noice desu, now go and order a shit tone of cutoff wheels from aliexpress since the included set is not enough to last you through new years.

This anon speaks the truth. I think I've made discs snap by looking at them wrong.

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This big boy

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rate christmas

>>58155982
>>58155982
Socks, aftershave, the usual, I get my own tech because I have a job and asked my family not to buy tech because that would just be a waste of money

>>58161193
Alcopops

>1070 8GB
>an extra 16GB of ram so my system will have 32GB in total (fucking overkill)
>new mobo
>new cpu cooler
>HHKB Pro II

the cooler is the same as >>58163349

This year's Christmas is the first one I'll get to spend with my mother. She's a very skilled restaurant worker and is usually the first to volunteer to work Christmas day (and night), however her new restaurant is closed on Christmas.

I'm so happy /g/, I could cry.

Merry Christmas to all.

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>>58155982
Swill waiting, I am not a heretic.

>>58156603
No that's probably /diy/ given some of the tools and workshops some of the /diy/ regulars have.

Or /toy/ given some of the collections people have on there.

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>>58163558
waiting for what? hannukah already passed you goy

4k monitor, some socks, ammo, and a bottle of Tito's Vodka and some really expensive dark beer.
Anime figures from my friends, and bought myself a copy of the bakemonogatari light novel.

>>58163395
>bose

>>58163549
I'm really happy a lot of stores these days are closed on Christmas. Force families to spend time together.

>>58157113
I had the 17" Envy in 2011 and Jesus Christ did that one get hot

HTC Desire 530

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Another year of pure suffering.

A polo and a tee.
The polo is pretty damn neat too.

Poker 3 with the PBT caps and MX Clears along with a copy of the Federalist Papers and a sweet ass coffee mug.

>>58163558
Looks comfy tbqh.

I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said "Hey. Smoke up Johnny."

>>58157113
>paying a grand for a non apple product

hd 558
a dac
40 pack of starbucks k cups
refillable k pod
axe body spray/showrr gel/deoderent
5$ starbucks gift card

i made out like a bandit!

BEHOLD
>>58164071

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Only /g/ related thing.

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B&O A2
Scope ports for my gun
Garfield strip
Some other small stuff

Love the A2, been listening to awesome music all day long.

>>58162023
yes yes, start doing some of that DNA sequencing and Auto CAD with a laptop

Ducky Shine 5 and EC2-A.

Myself and senpai did £50 each to each person, so they bundled together and got me these.

Very nice upgrade from the stuff I had before.

I'm a software Dev and this keyboard feels great.

>>58155982
£305, a soundbar and sweets

>>58155982
an Honor 8 phone

>>58163583
Definitely /toy/
They buy $300 action figures on preorder constantly, and argue about whether or not the $300 toy is cheap shit compared to the $500 toy.

Clothes, a Subway gift card, a Wawa gift card, a Jimmy Johns gift card, and a hundred bucks.

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I already got the best gift of all, my domain DNS settings to actually fucking work properly.

Patagonia vest
real nice electronic skillet
blender
$450 cash
snow shoes
cards against humanity
face moisturizer
christmas morning snuggles and sex with a 8/10 fwb

how did i do?

>>58164867
ive got the B&O H8 cans, they're fucking amazing. Wish i had one of those speakers too, heard they're next level

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DeathMeme Mouse & Mechanical Keyboard

$150

Stickers

Dildo

>>58155982
Nothing as always.

>>58161217
>only 6 hours of driving to see family and spend time with loved ones

>naaah cba just gimme the PRESENTZ MOM AND DAD

dude you're fucking insufferable. i wish my drive to my folks was that short.

>>58165113
Does FWB stand for fat white bitch or fine white bitch? Either way, nice!

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>>58157113
HP omen 15. GTX 965 4kmonitor. Bretty comfy so far

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HP Notebook - 15-ba113cl
AMD Quad-Core A10-9600P
12 GB DDR4
1 TB 5400 rpm SATA
15.6 screen

Bought it for myself. Paid $399 for it at costco. I might take it back. It's a little too big. I'm noticing most cheap laptops nowadays are all huge plastic pieces of junk. You also have to totally disassemble it to get to the hd which voids the warranty. I'll probably pick up a 14" dell or acer with an SSD instead

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>>58161217
>mommy and daddy still paying for your shitty habits

>>58165992
>A10

Prepare to be disappointed

>>58159551
It's not just /g/ anon. The entire internet has been infiltrated by normies. I'm not even from r9k and I can see that. We're far past the point of old /g/. It's dead and gone.

>>58165132

They are, I already heard my collegues A2 play but when I played some liquid DnB as 128k AAC from di.fm premium I was blown away by speaker, really good, the sound sounds the same from all angles.

>>58156047
I think you may be homosexual anon. Totally ok, just letting you know.

>>58155982

bought myself a Dell XPS 9630 FHD 256GB 8GB i5 7200u on sale from Dell a few days ago. For $880 with tax its pretty nice. I'm about to go open my presents right now. Be back in a few.

Headphone stand and replacement monitor for my laptop that I have no idea how to install

>>58156081
>>58156085
>>58156775
>>58166460
>>58161580
>all these cucks

fucking /g/oons

>hp laptop
>giftcard to olive garden
>giftcard to starbucks
>handheld vacuum
>google mousepad
>new SSD
>pack of socks
>new pants for work
granted, I won half of this stuff through work but new stuff around Christmas time counts as Christmas presents to me

>>58155982
nothing, but you can help change that

http://a.co/fVGizoz

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Put both of these on the amazon wishlist I gave out not expecting to get them but did.

>>58160949
Shitty bait.

Also I feel bad for you getting the 2016 MacBook, literary anything older is better.

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>>58160949

>>58156537
what coffee machine and what grinder? I'm looking to get a nice electric grinder sometime this week

>>58157206
Install linux on it and use the extra power to play emulators

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Neon signs are technology. Also got a voip adapter box to put a regular landline phone on my free google voice line

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>2x LED video lights.
>Lionsteel TRE G10 (that's the knife for the non-/k/ types)
>Ridiculous bartending "tool"
>Wenger watch. (A Costco cheapie but I needed something a bit dressy for the few times a year that I actually dress up, and it's not a bad looker.)
>Stoli vodka set with ginger beer and mule cups

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not specced out, but i like it

>>58155982
>dont ask for anything
>family gets me apple products
what do

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I got a Raspberry Pi, a little usb cable bracelet, a leather thing to wrap my headphones around and some socks. I am so happy /g/ Merry Christmas to you all.

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I always just ask for legos, easy for people to buy it, are expensive and they keep its worth over time.

>>58157036
Upvoted

John Steinbeck - Of mice and men
Aldous Huxley - brave new world
Leatherman
Rotring 300c
D & G the one

I get tech stuff myself

>>58165922
None, it means friend with benefits.

Tshirt
New earphones
Ps4
P good

>>58155982
I got some underwear. My mom shipped it to me.
The worst part is I've lost a lot of weight and they're probably way too big.

>>58169132
>mac
>chrome
>incognito
4chan is literal shit tier

>>58155991
>>58162787
same.

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>>58170630
>calls others shit tier for using incognito on chrome
>probably installed arch linux and didn't harden their system

>>58170696
I'm sorry Anon. Merry Christmas.

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>>58164867
kek

>>58170527
I guess that's cool too.

Basically instead of presents I asked people to pay for my gofundme and put me through school. Literally 2 years worth paid of, minus housing. Learning machining, starting with blueprint reading I and then going into cnc manufacturing. might as well learn a trade. Came out to 3K, with books.

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Hi /g/ I don't come here often but I got something today. A family member gave me his Ayylmao-ware 17 laptop and said "you're good with computers and stuff right? if you can fix it, you can keep it."
I ordered parts a few years ago and built my own PC and now my family thinks I'm some tech master. I know enough that Alienware is a meme, but no idea where to start on fixing it.

I turn it on and it lights up, but the screen stays black. No backlight or LCD or anything. All of the other lights turn on. It runs for about two minutes and then seems to restart.
He said this began happening after updating the BIOS. I did some searches; most similar issues have to do with Windows 10 updating and changing the graphic card settings, but I'm not able to get any screen response at all, even when I plug the HDMI into a separate monitor. Any suggestions?

i got a zuk z2.

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>>58156088
ayyy got an echo dot myself and honestly I have no idea what it is, so I'm excited to learn