If programs were restaurants

>>58146670
>GIMP
>Fast food prepared in front of you to make sure nobody poisoned it. All of the donuts and pizzas and shit are square for some reason.
>They tell you their food is perfectly suitable for your pallette and you don't need round, closed source food from the botnet across the street.

>>58147233
Actually, square-shaped pizzas and donuts would be special and funny, so maybe it isn't a bad idea to make them like that

>>58146670
>Krita
>$100 god tier pizza
>people who are always there to help
>open 24/7
no but in all reality Krita is fucking incredible, the developers are using QT, it has a good design, has appimage support like any good piece of desktop linux software should have or at least a simple installer since fucking package managers are a cancer that needs to be stabbed and burned to the ground

>>58146670
>Windows 10
Service spies on you while you give your order
Curry, as that's what the developers ate
Staff are all Indian, not supposed to be there because they were upgraded without consent

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>tor
>the service is slow
>mostly pizza, but the most delicious pizza there is
>no staff, it's a self serving kind of thing

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>>58148779

>Firefox
>A good old American Diner style restaurant everyone goes to
>Everyone knows it's not as good as it used to be, but the only other place is in a building known to be infested with cockroaches - it's patrons will tell you it's fine because they never get sick and the food is great

>>58148779
lol