>solid drive
>hard drive
What's the next storage technology gonna be called?
>tough drive?
meme drive
quantum drive
Holographic drive
Depends on what it is obviously.
It's already here called Cloud
>>58135539
DigiDrive, but probably more likely what it's going to actually be when it gets made.
GNU/Drive
Liquid drive
>>58135539
Ploppy drive
Pls pls
Hyper Drive
They'll probably just keep calling them SSDs. The next gen will be that 3D-Xpoint memory that was developed a couple years back. It's essentially just slower RAM that doesn't lose data when it loses power.
3D XPOINT
>>58135596
That sounds like it'll be buggy as fuck for at least the first 3 years after release in the consumer market.
>>58135596
>slower RAM
>that doesn't lose data
My god, you're fucking stupid.
Leave this board
>>58135643
I said "essentially"
It's obviously not ram and works differently from ram, but it has speeds that aren't too much worse than ram, and is much more durable than flash. Not to mention the fact that they are planning to first release it in DDR4's memory stick format.
>>58135539
magnetized graphene drive
Optane?
>>58135539
Soft drive
>>58135692
>Not to mention the fact that they are planning to first release it in DDR4's memory stick format.
you mean m.2?
>>58135811
I'm pretty sure he means NVDIMM, which you can count on to only be supported on white-box server boards from Dell/HP/etc.
I expect that the first Xpoint devices for consumers would be on PCIe cards or something.
>>58135539
NSA drive
>>58135539
Liquid drive -> Gas drive -> Plasma drive
>>58135539
>tough drive
Idk why, but this triggered me quiet a bit. Please kill yourself
Xpoint or NRAM.
>>58135544
The best drive
>>58135539
WW3 Will be saved on SSDs.
WW4 will be saved on clay tablets.
Mega Drive
You're a big drive
Quartz drives hopefully
Forget about storage failure.
>>58135539
Octane Drive
>>58138475
>WW4 will be saved on clay tablets.
I think you mean 'amorphous drives'.
>>58135539
Gas drive. Might as well gas yourself at this point
>>58135539
I vote for sss. Or just s for short.
>>58135539
drive
>>58135539
4 wheel drive
Unknown Device
>>58135539
big drive
>>58135539
Brain Drive
>>58135539
Savy McDataface
>>58135539
the thing is, we just call it hard drive.
It's actually
HDD: Hard Disk Drive
and
SSD: Solid State Drive
so, the next one will be XXXXX Drive, the XXXXX being whatever the technology used will be.
>>58138897
IMPD
Intel-Micron xProprietary Drive
>>58138897
I know, but this way the wordplay was at least viable.
based Germany, whatever that shit becomes, I'll just keep calling it Festplatte
>>58139210
but that's wrong.
what if we made a hybrid disk with the spinning speed of a normal hdd hard drive and put the ssd solid drive on top of the spinning to see it faster.
>>58139463
Hybrid drives already exist.
Liquid Drive > Solidus Drive > Naked Drive > Venom Drive > Punished Drive
>>58139463
What you shoved your face into a power sander?
>>58139463
Wait, so if the SSD portion transfers at 50GBPS, and the drive spins at 7000 RPM, we can multiply the 2 rates and get a speed of almost 350,000GBPS!
>>58139707
What's that in dollars?
muhdick drive
>>58139731
Well, assuming it's a 1TB drive at a cost of $70, and 1/4 of a 1TB SSD that would be $300, we can add the 2 costs together to get $370, and multiply that by 1.25, to get a total cost of $462.50.
>>58139742
Isn't there a Sex Drive?
>>58139773
Woah, the GBP really dropped in value then, fucking Brexit.
>>58139932
Yeah but it generally goes unused on /g/
>>58138897
Bose-Einstein Condensate Drive.
BEC Drives when?!
I won't be happy until my BEC Drive takes up a whole room of my house and costs triple the amount of my current electricity just to run it.
>>58135539
Liquid State drive.
Plasma State drive.
Bubble chips
>>58135539
NVRAM
It won't be in consumer stuff for awhile though. It's currently in limited availability enterprise products.
They will be called SSDs
>>58140229
R*de
>>58135613
Well Intel has been pushing it back over and over for years, they FINALLY got the interface out on Z270 motherboards, I sure hope it's all fixed by the time it comes out
And yes anon is correct, it's not non-volatile ram, it's just an SSD that rivals DDR2 speed and can act as ram
>>58135829
It's coming out on Z270 and I've heard it will be M2, but who really knows, M2 just barely reached ddr2 speed anyways
>>58135539
>>58135548
>>58135555
Quantom holographic drive
>>58140374
>tfw fell for the 4TiB RAM meme
designated shitting drive
>>58135539
Clou...
>>58135559
shit, too late
>>58135539
Next one is Solidus drive, after that it's Liquid drive. Everything past that is debatable.
>>58141292
You might have responded faster if you had a faster storage device.
>>58140068
delete
>>58135539
>drives are named after the storage medium used
>(magnetic) tape
>floppy (flexible) magnetic strip
>hard disk platters
>disc/cds
There's literally nothing else you can expand upon...
>>58135539
Spin drive. If spintronics takes off.
>>58135539
chandrive
>>58135539
PC drive
>>58135559
Nope, Cloud Drives are just HDDs or SSDs on a network location. Fuck off back to /r/tech.
>>58139463
>spinning NAND chips on a disk
Truly, the best of both worlds.
>>58137698
Too tough for you, faggot. Get back in the closet and start punching yourself until I tell you to stop.
SexDrive
>>58142449
That's gonna fuck the luddites up something proper.
>>58135539
obviously it will be a fucking soft drive
>>58135692
>It's obviously not ram
It literately is ram
>>58135555
Came to post this, quads confimrs it
>>58135539
m.2
Self-driving drive
>>58140348
she's married
>>58147443
that's the format, not the technology
>>58135539
crystal quartz drives
>>58135539
Nokia Drive
>>58135539
GST
>>58148545
How?
>>58150787
They weren't joking when they said being a woman is living life on easy mode.
>>58135555
Quads confirm.
>>58135539
transistor drive
nano drive
uses nanotubes
>>58135572
came here to post this
I've heard a lot about EM drives lately, so maybe that.
>>58135539
Cloud Drive
>>58135539
Wheel
>>58145073
Yes, but highly redundant cloud storage is the future. The only limitation right now is people's home internet connection.
>goa'uld crystal drive
>>58135539
Liquid drive
>>58152958
Naked Drive
>>58152980
BROTHERRRR Drive
It's probably far from being the next type of storage device, but I think in the long term it will be something storing information similar to how the brain does it, meaning that it will be on a chemical basis rather than electronic and saving shit by the connections between components rather than in them.
It will probably be named a made up term including the word "memory"
>>58135539
Boner drive
liquid drive.
Flaccid drive
>>58135731
>>58138631
>>58148948
Silicon photonics utilizes both transistors and optical drives.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silicon_photonics
>>58135539
cock drive
>>58145073
which are only elements.
fuck off back to >>>/b/
>>58135539
dick drive
>>58138592
for you
>>58135539
Crystal drive
Maximum erect drive
>>58135539
My dick drive.
>>58145097
what if we make the NAND chips spin aswell????
what if we put disks on the NAND chips on the disk?????
Superman memory crystals.