Give it to me straight or send me to the right location.
What language should I learn when it comes to programming? Better yet, what can i learn to BS my way into a IT/CS job without a degree or any real applicable experience?
TL;DR:
I'm stupid, give me a language to learn and where/how to apply it.
>>58134596
Guess not. Thanks anyways, guys
>>58134596
Really your only hope is to learn whatever and make some projects to show you know your stuff
Get into the latest web framework buzzwords, maybe try react js or whatever the fuck is hot right now
For IT I would assume a low level lang. It looks like you haven't really thought this through.
>>58135624
thank you. Trying to figure out what the low level languages are, you guys seem to know your stuff. I think someone said C++/Ruby is a good start, though not entirely sure.
>>58135599
"latest web framework buzzwords"
"React JS" got you. I'll right that down, hopefully it does me some good.
>>58135934
>steal someones github repo, claim it as yours
>memorize some details on elementary data structures.
>parrot it back to whoever you are trying to impress.
>use the buzzword 'pragmatic' liberally
welcome aboard!