Guys i need to hack my friends computer. Can someone give me

You realize you've now been added to a terrorist watch list, right?

>>58131068
oh shit how do i get off of it?

with an axe? you can have mine

>>58131087
okay where do i start

>>58131085
install gentoo

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>>58131054
if you have access to his computer, maybe could put a keylogger on it, and then remote access.

Install Kali Linux

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>>58131054

If they're tech savvy, tell them to install Gentoo. They'll get furious with it, and throw them at you because you're a tech savvy genus.

If they're not tech savvy, point them to a website you created that fakes a blue screen, tells them to install some software, and make that software.

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>>58131054

>>58131068
All of 4chan is on a terrorist watch list.

>>58131085
hack the FBI

>>58131054
piss on it

Watch the master at work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl1ujzRidmU

>>58131330
Hey what's up guys, it's Scarce here!

>>58131330
NightmareRH?