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Benchmade 940 on point

>>58129582
Dat knife

>>58129529
>>58129582

what camera?

>>58129529
Dragon Dildo

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some meme laptop

>>58129529
ipad or chromebook

>>58129582
Opening boxes with quality knives like that is kinda stupid. It will go dull cutting the paper/cardboard real fast and be useless in other tasks. Use a razor blade in the future

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Hwut...

>>58129757
>>58129830

winner

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>>58129849
>implying it's a meme laptop

>>58129866
>implying it's not

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>dat space gray finish

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dat touch ID

>>58130056

>laptops with fingerprint readers

welcome to 1997 faggot

>>58130094
>implying any of them have been integrated well

Fuck off.

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Hey OP !

How does it feel to throw away cash for shit product ?

don't forget to buy your adapter

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>$1800 for a useless piece of shit with 5 hour battery life

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>>58130250
>>$1800 for a useless piece of shit with 5 hour battery life
>$1800
implying

Only thing I like about the new Mac Book is the huge touch pad.

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>>58130230
>don't forget to buy your adapter
Don't worry, I got plenty.

>>58130329
kek

>>58130309
nice benchmade

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>mfw people actually spend their money on a shitty donglebook pro

>>58130056
Does the screen not get brighter?

>>58130372
No MBP ever accepted a CF card natively so that dongle has always been required.

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And for anyone curious on the specs.

>>58130629
kys

>>58130372
what the fuck? did you get an led strip under the box for your unboxing? this shit stinks of shilling. I wanna see a god damn invoice OP

>>58130558
>CF card
Time to upgrade your camera to something made in this century grandpa.

>>58129529

I don't give a shit that it's a Macbook, what fucking camera do you use? Holy shit that DoF...

>>58130763
Nah, I just happened to have a light strip sitting not the surface so I figured might as well us this.

>implying I'm not paid by apple to shill on various forums to curtail the disaster of the release of the new MacBook Pro

You should totally buy one! Everything everyone has been saying about it is completely wrong!

>>58130790
>implying most professional cameras aren't rocking CF/CFast

>>58130806
invoice or gtfo

>>58129830
C U C K

U

C

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>>58130836
What exactly would an invoice prove?

>>58130806
The last camera to not have an SD slot was introduced over 5 years ago. And most cameras had already switched to SD much earlier than that.

>http://www.astropix.com/HTML/I_ASTROP/COMPARE.HTM

>>58130850
That you bought it along with all those dongles and at least proves your shilling is a freebie instead of paid advertising

>>58130878
>The last camera to not have an SD slot was introduced over 5 years ago. And most cameras had already switched to SD much earlier than that.
>he doesn't realize professional cameras run dual slot

Look up the 5D MKIV and the 1D X MK II Faggot.

>>58130329
What kind of faggot spends $9 on apple branded adapters when a usb-c to usb-a cable is $1.50 on ebay?

>>58130930
>ordering shit from the chinese

I prefer my cables to be made in America by Apple.

>>58130329
So how long did you have to suck Tim cooks cock to get all that shit?

God damn. I like my MBA 11, but fuck this is too far. Holy dongles batman.

>>58130973
Kek

I love absolutely everything about this topic. Tip top kek, OP

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>>58130988
>So how long did you have to suck Tim cooks cock to get all that shit?
Alright, you guys got me.

>>58131115
you shill motherfucker. so what do you have to do to get such a discount?

>>58131115
would you seriously pay that kind of money for that laptop even if you had it to waste.

>>58131164
My uncle works for Apple, every year he gets me a top of the line MacBook Pro for Christmas, and runs it through the affiliate program. All I have to do is show it to all my friends and followers so they'll buy the products.

I also get all the new iPhones as they come out, same deal with those.

>>58131220
What is he a board director? They don't just give shit away like that to employees and their families. Come up with a better story OP.

>>58131247
>What is he a board director?
High level Engineer that's been with them going on 20 years now. Like I said before, he doesn't just grab one for free, he runs everything through the Affiliate Program(same shit that they do for Youtubers and big social media influencers.

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>>58129529

>>58131220
why don't you re-sell it for 100% profit

>>58131220
You really are a faggot. I can't believe I read through this shit.

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>>58129529
>>58131220
Tell your uncle that one of the low level firmware guys wishes him a happy holidays. I work on the SecureROMs of iOS devices. Please be sure to send him this cozy Pepe.

Also can confirm that OP is getting free shit. I get it too, even though I don't need it.

>>58131272
And here people were saying Apple doesn't do viral marketing

>>58130803
>>58129733
Currently using the 5DMKIV with a 24-70 F/2.8 L II

Pictures could have been better but I'm lazy and almost all of my speedlite batteries are dead.

>>58131361
you're full of shit OP

Someone do a screencap of this entire thread as proof of Apple marketing on this board.

>>58130629
I just will never get it. I've just bought a top end xps13 that has better specs and I still have £1000+ to spend on other stuff than I would have with a mac...

>>58131493
The top of the line XPS13 doesn't even have a dedicated GPU. GTFO.

>>58131437
I'm not OP and I'm not lying. Ask me anything about iOS or iOS devices. My technical knowledge should be more than enough to prove my identity.

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>>58131516
And yet the xps 13 still performs better.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DGU9lV6H4I

>>58131516
>doesn't even have a dedicated GPU
which youd need for what??

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>>58131572
i need it for my games u dumb cunt

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>>58131592
then get a fucking desktop to play your games.

and piece of shit on this pic outperforms your $4000 paper weight

>>58131547
>a (you)
gross
at least have the decency to mspaint it out

>>58131559
That doesn't look like a comparison with an XPS13...

Post your geek bench scores.

>>58131611
implying it does

>>58131545
How to unlock an iCloud locked iPhone

>>58129783
If my knife can't cut some paper or card without going fuck dull then it's going in the bin

>>58131444
>Someone do a screencap of this entire thread as proof of Apple marketing on this board.
I'm pretty sure OP is joking. He is literally using the "My uncle works for nintendo" meme.

>>58132215
And went through the trouble of using a very expensive camera have very good lighting conditions have a properly placed props and have an invoice that happens to have a very accurate pricing on there.

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>>58130250
>implying he'll even be able to tell how much battery life he has after apple removed the output

mysterious stuff

>>58132306
>No one else thinks spending thousands on technology is a big deal

Yeah they do even if they can afford it. It's consumerism at its very worse. You can buy a fully functioning good for a 100000 miles car for the price of that laptop.

>>58132321
>very expensive camera
Maybe he is just a photographer? Would explain why he bought a memebook.

>very good lighting conditions
Lightning sucks for the most part. Extremely uneven cast suggests he was just using a speed lite or similar pointed at the ceiling.

>properly placed props
Such as?

>an invoice that happens to have a very accurate pricing on there.
Anyone could photoshop that up in a couple of minutes.

Why the hell would apple send a fucker a free laptop who can't even afford a desk and is using a goddamn cardboard box?

>>58131984
You dont know anything about knives

>>58129529
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>>58130056
>>58130309
>>58130329
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>>58130629
>getting this cucked
is your lastname Trudeau by chance?

>>58131220
i'm calling troll rn
if not, jfc man, just ebay some of this shit at just under retail price and you're making bank

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>>58130056
lol my HP from 2010 had a fingerprint reader faggot

>>58132476
You jelly?

>>58132358
That is a great deal of justifications. The shorter answer which makes more sense, is that this is an ad.

>>58132499
Not really I have a Macbook though not as new as yours

Just pointing out that it's not a new feature by any means

>>58132510
who the hell would apple sell to on 4chan? Anyone who posts on /g/ either hates Apple laptops, or already has one.

>>58132514
Follow the second response.

None have been integrated well.

>>58132517
You can't be serious nigger.

>>58132530
Oh, do you see it differently?

>>58129529
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>>58130056
Those are some beautiful pictures, OP.

>>58132365
You must not know how to sharpen one if you're afraid to use it as the utility tool that a fucking knife is.

should've gotten the silver finish, the space grey chips like a cheap chink laptop

>>58131959
>>>
> Anonymous 12/23/16(Fri)00:41:47 No.58131959
Jailbreak.
You're welcome.

>>58132648
Bullshit

>>58132589
Yup you got no idea what your talking about. No point in aruging really, can already tell your ignorant as hell.

>>58129529
li-ion battery propelled dragon dildo launcher

>>58132510
What makes more sense.... that OP is trying to troll users on /g/ with his new laptop, or that Apple is trying to viral market on 4chan?

>>58129866
>t.iToddler
That is THE meme laptop

>>58132616
>the space grey chips like a cheap chink laptop
Source?

>>58133506
My iPhone 5s Space Grey

>>58130329

topkek

>>58130629
>DDR3 in 2016
>16GB non-upgradable RAM
>Non-upgradable storage too
>$3500 computer
Is there a worse deal in tech right now?

>>58133988
Yeah, unlike OP, actually paying for it.

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>mfw this is how richfags shitpost

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I bet OP sucked had to suck off a Apple Employee in the store for that MacBook and then tells himself he's not a faggot. Are you Swedish too OP?

>>58135451
See

>>58130988

>>58130930
Because USB-C has strict specifications and random china cables can fuck your shit up.

>>58129582
Cringe.

You're going to blunt your knife.

>>58131984
Why do you think they have box cutters with replaceable razors?

>>58136859
Oh no, how dare I actually use the knife!

I actually have a custom scalpel made from tool steel that was made for opening boxes and letters, but it's personalized and didn't want to show it on here.

>>58135123
deal with it

>>58136859
>Why do you think they have box cutters with replaceable razors?
Because people are too stupid to sharpen/hone knives

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>>58130372
Install gentoo.

>>58130973
Made in China by an Apple subcontractor

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>>58129529
I knew just from the box that you are some disgusting apple faggot
t. UPSer

>>58137827
>implying it's not made in Cupertino

>>58130903
>the 5D MKIV and the 1D X MK II
>Implying those don't have SD slots as well
>implying Canon is relevant
OP is even more a faggot for using a Canon DSLR btw

>>58138137
I said dual slots faggots. lrn2read

Even nikons use dual slots.

>>58138109
It's not, it's made by Foxcon in China.

>>58138169
But we were talking about CF cards

>>58130329
ayyyy this fucking goy

With all this shitposting I really wanna know: do you not have enough money to buy a desk?

>>58137261
Paper and cardboard blunts it far more than regular use. Look it up if you don't believe me. Paper is death for a knife.

>>58137583
>t. someone who doesn't know shit about knives

>>58138269
>Paper and cardboard blunts it far more than regular use. Look it up if you don't believe me. Paper is death for a knife.
Considering I've been using this knife for 6 years, and have probably done 4 or 5 Mac unboxing on /g/ with it, I'd say it is faring just fine.

>>58132962
Why can't he just sharpen it?

>>58138793
Because cutting tape rearranges the molecular structure of the metal.

Faggotry

>>58132476
Which 3rd party apps could use that fingerprint reader?

>>58140388
They're both dumb faggots.

How deep.

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>>58140396
implying

>>58130056
>>58129866
>>58129928
>>58129830

Somehow even gayer than the hoped for dragon dildo