ITT: facts that trigger /g/

>>58121072
uh-oh, you started le epic flame war!

hehe oh you

more like getting shit smell

Insertion anywhere in a linked list is O(1)

>>58121117
>using linked lists in 2016 for purposes other than as a learning exercise

Let me start:

>Java

>>58121072
Apple users get laid.

>>58121072
You got me.

The entirety of Microsoft's office suite is years ahead of any free alternative.

>>58121072
but it is?

if you don't agree you have weapons grade autism

>>58121072
I get that Java is the best language to get a job with these days, but what do Java programmers even do these days, aside from maintain legacy code, or make Android apps?

>>58121151
>but it is?
Read the title of the thread one more time.
I personally don't agree because it's horribly verbose but the point is to post facts.

>>58121150
anybody triggered by that statement is just an idiot

Nothing can touch excel

>>58121157

Just search for Java jobs and you'll see you can do everything with it.

>>58121150

It better should, because it's close to being unaffordable for casuals.

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>Logitech is just madcatz

>Dell Inspirons are trash

literally best normie-grade cheap lappy on the market

OSX is objectively the best OS for getting actual work done

>>58121252
What about Dell precisions? :O

>>58121298
precisions are expensive business grade laptops dude

>>58121072

VLC media player is the best
discussion of gaming peripherals is fine on here
Living with your parents is not acceptable.
There are not cameras in every hotel room/public toilet.
You dont have any data on your pc anybody wants to steal

>>58121298
>Dell precision
not normie tier

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>Trackballs are the best mousing device

>>58121157
Spring APIs mostly

>gaming laptops are trash
>buying any Windows laptop other than a ThinkPad is dumb
>macOS is the most refined OS for personal use in existence and even Snow Leopard is more advanced than Windows 10
>gaming developers work in partnership with AMD and nvidia to force you to buy a new GPU every 2-3 years by deliberately making terribly optimized games
>people who seriously game are trying to escape something in their lives

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>>58121323
Literally trash
Vertical mice are the hot shit.

>>58121323
>People don't laugh at you when you use a trackball

>tfw to smart to reply bait threads

>>58121350
They may laugh now at the office but I'll be laughing at them in 20 years when I have no wrist pain

>>58121139
People who connect use of OS to ones sex life is an autist

>>58121072
>Java is the best language for getting shit done
Well, it is.
But it would be a lot better if it was the best language for getting shit done in the loo.

>>58121271
Smartest People == Smarmy Libturds

That's how it is nowadays

>>58121072
Cheer up Anon shit will get better.

OSX is sometimes more usable than any linux distro

>>58121072
ITT: people arguing about...?

Everyone on /g/ is pretending they don't like video games.

>>58121072
actually is Python

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>>58122065
if you've played one FPS, one RTS, one racer, and one platformer, you've played them all

>>58122065
It doesn't fit well with pretending to be a programmer

>Windows kernel is the best there is.
>C++ > C
>OOP best paradigm
>A lot of /g/ browsers have failed in life
>CS isnt regarded as high as math or physics
>Open source is a few year behind closed source implementations
>Some woman might be better than some male programmers

Ahh I'm just shitting myself. No woman is good in anything logic related.

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>>58121127
>he never heard about malloc and how a system keep track of memory blocks
Come on dude, try harder next time.

>>58121424
dunning-kruger
fuck off

>>58121072
(You)

>>58123577
jesus christ, in the top right picture what is that thing on the left?

>>58123632
You in 20 years

>>58123792
damn you didn't have to say that to him

>>58121072
Source for girl?

>>58121612
Smartest people... Even Windows 10 is better.

>>58121072
>Look! I used only this finger when i programmed my fart app for play store

>>58124183
Imagine a random /v/toddler comment here.
Used OSX for a month and it was biggest garbage i ever seen and it's totally not gives the "just werks" feeling as the default setup is for mouse lover monkeys.

good for getting a job...absolute shit for actually writing code with

>>58121072
i would bury that finger so deep inside my ass that i would puke

>>58121346
>58121346
I have one of these. very /comfy/

>>58121072
>Indians make the best programmers
>apple is literally the best software and hardware developer and has been for years
>womens' brains are better suited for coding than men
>C and C++ are dead, java is going to die soon
>the meme "scripting" languages are the future

>>58122095
Yes, because it fits programmers more when they don't know how to turn a computer on, and rant about how they hate computers?

>>58123534
There are, it's just that they're rare and the ones that are bringing attention to themselves for the fact that they are female are horrible. Just like gamer grillz, the ones that have to emphasize their gender are the ones eternally stuck in the lowest ranks in competitive games.

>>58125670

these are not facts, they are BS

>>58121072
there will never be the year of the linux desktop, because linux is just a kernel

>>58125973
That's what the Ron Jeremy lookalike man-whale tells you to believe.

>>58125670
>>Indians make the best programmers
If you pick the very best 0.001% of each race, you'll always end up with amazing programers. The thing is, 99.999% of Indians are shit programmers and anything related to IT. For most other races, this number drops down drastically.
>>apple is literally the best software and hardware developer and has been for years
No. Their software ha shitloads of bugs and crashes left and right until they patch it properly, but it doesn't stop them from releasing unusable pieces of shit to the public time and time again. As for hardware, they're not the ones making it, they pay someone else top dollar for it, and charge you even more dollar to make it up. They are the most innovative, I'd give you that, but you didn't mention it, so get fucked.
>>womens' brains are better suited for coding than men
[citation needed]
>>C and C++ are dead, java is going to die soon
C and C++ are very much alive and will be for a very very long time. Maybe not for you, but they'll never truly die out. Same goes for Java. Their roots are too deep into everything technology for them to never fully disappear. You're probably just a retarded pooinloo that doesn't realize how insanely important the 3 of those are.
>>the meme "scripting" languages are the future
Again, for the codemonkey you are, you're probably right. For anyone else with a decent education and technological drive, not really. I'm glad you enjoy doing frontend pages for websites though, someone has to do the low wage work, you know.

The easier tech is for 'normie' people, the better the tech.

>>58121331
>people who seriously game are trying to escape something in their lives
yeah, it's called life

>>58121139

By people of the same gender.

>>58121369
not smart enough to use "too" instead of "to"

>>58129329
how do people keep falling for this fucking meme
is this your first day on the internet?

>>58121072
we need more diversity of ideas and to draw from the body of intelligence from the community of women, niggers, spics, queers, and transgenders

>>58129344
Trolled

>>58121072
Linux has no gaems.