whoah

whoah look a gimmick!

>>58102986
is that piss?

As far as dumb novelties go, that's pretty nifty.

>>58103006
You're close

>>58103001
>says the guy that has never gotten drunk from his USB stick

>>58102986
I'd think that was neat if I was a degenerate like you.

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>>58103050
Merry Christmas to you too

>>58102986
>that component that got bent to shit when they were jamming it in

>>58102986
Where can I get that?

>>58103085
>you had to ruined it
literally booze kill

>>58103042
bro it's like a shot
of beer

>>58103006
>>58102986
>>58103042
>>58103194
>>58103177
Yellow dye in water mixed with a tiny bit of soap, with tiny plastic/styrofoam beads inside for the small bubbles. No carbonated beverage would keep a head like that in a vaccum like that, especially after a period of time. This is wayyy cooler than real beer to look at, but way less cool at the same time.

>>58103208
literal buzzkill

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>Drinking

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>>58103255
>straight edge

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>>58102986

That crystal resonator is a bit how ya doin'..

>>58105680
Top bloke, but he's a bit of a cunt.

>>58105798
>he's a bit of a cunt.

he's an aussie mate

>>58105798
Bit of a cunt

>>58102986
didn't think I liked beer 'til I tried a heineken that sat out for half an hour

How the fuck is like 1 fl oz of 4% piss going to do anything?

Heinekin is fucking garbage. Seriously, it's half as strong as the beer I regularly drink - good, strong, American IPAs from Cascadia. Fuck your pussy euro bullshit; if it's less than 7% it's not beer. If it's less than 9 it's a soft drink.

This also defeats the purpose of a good usb key. Point is to be HIDDEN. So, yeah, having one hidden up the ass of your flask makes sense I guess - if you always have the flask on you - , but only if nobody can tell it's there. This shit is pointless for drinking and hiding info.

>>58103255
>i'm 12 and what is this

>>58105904
>muh arbitrary numbers i shit out of my ass
Do you just go full autism and black out when you go through a checkout lane and see all the meaningless trinkets, your mind trying to start 40 processes of "wtf how stupid is this who would like this" at once?

>>58103208
I was hoping it was beer.

>>58103208
suffocate me daddy

>>58105904
>This also defeats the purpose of a good usb key. Point is to be HIDDEN
What?

>>58105904
most autistic post in the last 24 hours
not an easy feat on /g/

congrats!

>heineken
Not bad but is there a corona version? Preferably with a little lime wedge in it.

>>58106017
No, dumbass, I just drink enough to know that literally a little mouthful of weak bitch-beer is going to do literally nothing, and will be even more disgusting if it's in your pocket all day. Sorry if numbers are scary to you, you might want to go check out Reddit or something.

>>58106188
i've gotten that a few times tonight and i'm pretty happy about it

>>58106170
The fuck do you have a thumb drive for if it isn't to hide the shit out of your shit and have data that's not only detached from any kind of network but also probably hidden up your butt?

It's so your shit doesn't get totally destroyed if you get raided. But they'll still probably search your butt.

That's why I'm working on these distributed RAID servers that are solar powered, hosted in weather-proof boxes, can be thrown all around a city, and can provide service to a site where unless every single physical server is tracked down and destroyed, the site can't be taken down. Self charging little bastards, i mean they're designed to fail but also to be cheap... pretty much 40 bucks a pop and the server software is my baby. I don't want to spill the beans too hard here but hahahahaha

>>58106459
>he even added a name so people could recognize him
Thank you. I was feeling really alienated at work earlier, like I really can't fit in and I'm a failure as a human being. You just reminded me I could be a lot worse and at the very least I have a better chance than someone out there.
You're like a saint. You should give speeches at school assemblies. I honestly believe it would end school shootings.

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>>58106459
>t. Dade

>>58104343
hardcore

>>58106533
That's fucking cr4sh0v3rr1d3, get it right
>>58106515
I'm like in a who-can-post-the-best-fat-chick-porn contest on /sci/ right now, so you're right, I should probably tell everyone how great i am

I'm fucking great at haskell and bangin big broads when I get really depressed

Once I stop bein depressed I'm still great at haskell and then I fuck slightly skinnier broads

But what would really end school shootings is if they stopped giving antipsychotics to rich kids. I personally don't fall into this category, but just having been around a bit, like 28 years, goddamn some white kids be crazy on their abilify. And antidepressants. Lexapro makes people literally insane.

I love Coq and shit. Stepdad all up in this bitch. You may or may not use a library I wrote if you don't use a bitch language for CS grads. Whatever.

>>58105904
It's not a flask, you dumbass. It's a novelty flash drive.

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>>58106533
one cool mother f'er

>>58106743
be easy on the guy, he's american

>>58106770
So am I

>>58105680
I read this in his voice

>>58105680
Ya betcha! It's just flappin' around in the breeze!

>>58105680
he speaks like a retard and think every australian speaks the way he does.

>>58106770
While I'm sippin on this fire fucking triple IPA that was brewed like half a mile from here, with local hops. Whatever, man.
>>58106743
Yeah, full of beer. Who the fuck carries an ounce of beer around with them. It's pointless and retarded.

>>58106854
I can guarantee it's not beer, you fucking turboautist.

that's piss

>>58106854
I'd frequent /g/ a lot more now just for quality posts like yours.

>>58106459

You're not supposed to drink it you donut, it's decoration. It's probably not even real beer in there.

>>58106854
>Yeah, full of beer. Who the fuck carries an ounce of beer around with them. It's pointless and retarded.
i seriously doubt it's actually beer, it's just some liquid made to permanently look like a frothy beer mug

>>58105904
>american beers
>good
Pick one

>>58107069
>beer
>good
it's actually digestible when its cold, but I have a feeling it would make me sick if it was warm

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>>58103006

>>58105904
lmao stay mad americuck and keep drinking that american pisswater you call beer
you don't even know what beer is until you've been to belgium, germany, czechia

>>58105904
Heineken isn't a great beer because it's designed to be palatable as many people as possible so is deliberately a bit bland. The alcohol content has nothing to do with it; I've had great beer in the 3% range and find most things much over 7% a bit of a gimmick.

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>>58106794

IN LIKE FLYNN

>>58102986
DUDE BEER LMAO!

>>58107255
Those beers are available in the US. And with the craft beer scene, there is a WAY larger variety of beers there, including classic European styles. In short, you're a retard. The Europeans haven't brought any innovation to the game in forever. Americans are king of beer now.

>>58107607
>The Europeans haven't brought any innovation to the game in forever.
That's because we already perfected it.

Stay mad.

>>58107546
Autism

>>58102986
USB urine sample analyzer?

>>58107607
>calls american watered down piss "beer"
>its actually beer flavoured beverage