>he still uses a thinkpad Top kek. Literal meme laptops.

>>58102109
It's obvious that Trump merely uses the Appleshit so that the Lemmings feel a connection.

At home he has a cluster of Thinkpads.

>>58102136
>At home he has a cluster of Thinkpads.

And they're all running Windows 10.

so ill get a gf because of my x220?

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>>58102136
>implying

>>58102109
>every typical macbook user becomes the president of the united states
What?

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>>58102203
Nope. Of you don't reply to this post at all you'll never get a qt gf

>>58102109
Yeah, but look at Trump. He cant find the enter key

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>>58102109
I'm convinced, I just bought a macbook pro because of this thread, I'm afraid of getting cucked like jeb bush

>>58102308
> he referes to return key as enter key
what are you, a faggot?

Jeb is playing chess, Trump is playing checkers

Jeb ran some simulations on his Thinkpad and determined that winning in 2016 would be bad because the economy is going to take some hits and Jeb doesn't want to look bad. In order to maximize the impact he can have on the USA, Jeb and his Thinkpad (running GNU/Linux) came to the conclusion that the optimal play is to "lose" to Trump, drop out of the race and come back in either 2020 or 2024 to claim his throne.

Trump camp, hindered by macOS, were blinded by the shallow hype offered up on normie websites spoonfed to them on their glossy screens, and weren't able to see the giant iceberg under the surface that will taint Trump's "presidency" and ruin his legacy.

Jeb 1
Trump 0

>>58102597
the all know the kind of man jeb is
thats a biometric t42
he knows what a good thinkpad is
he knows that whats best for it is windows xp
he knows that upgrading it to a 2ghz pentium m and 2gb of ram would be golden
he knows in the case of his life being at risk, his thinkpad could take a bullet for him, while he continues to send out emails while beating his assailant to death with it

>>58102219
Source?

>>58102219
Sauce?

>>58102109
wtf I'm going to order the Macbook™ 2016 now