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>>58099368

>>58099438
>>58099418
WINFAGS BTFO

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:^)

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>>58099477
>t. mactoddler

>>58099456
>>58099484
>t. desperate butthurt winfag

So, where's this humor at exactly?

>>58099368
More like:
>OSX
Automatic car
>Windows
Manual car
>Linux
Truck with 20 gears.

>>58099480
Not to mention multiple desktops is basically a straight copy from Linux.

>>58099456
is this real?
I don't want to believe that anyone (even iToddlers) are this stupid.

>>58099498
>So, where's this humor at exactly?
Humor threads are never funny, on any board

>>58099368
>>58099503
I'ts funny because the tesla car uses linux IRL.

>>58099480
>2017
MacOS and Windows file managers are still utter crap in comparison to the default file manager of every Linux distro

btw
>Thumbs.db
>.DS_Store

>>58099418
>>58099438
is this satire?
or are they unironically shitting on windows users for being poor?

>>58099557
No, all they're shitting on is the designated shitting streets.

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>>58099368
Microcuck fanboys in a nutshell.

>>58099585
Microcock*

>>58099522
I've noticed. Why do they exist then? Is this thread just a giant retard party for autists to post their "ebin maymays"?

>>58099480
fake. who the fuck types out iphone 6 plus with the stupid symbols like that?

>>58099585
I don't understand why anyone would buy a game console in 2016.
Aside from some nintendo exclusives, there's absolutely nothing worth playing that hasn't been done better 10 years ago.

And if if it's worth playing now, it's also multiplat, and you can pirate it instead of playing it on a gimped PC that CHARGES FOR MULTIPLAYER.

>>58099594
microcuck, microcock and microdick fits perfectly in any case.

>>58099622
Regardless of the tastes of each person having more options is beneficial for the customers but it seems a common thing about microsoft's fanatics both on windows and xbox to not grasp that, the only thing they care is feeling validated by exclusivity.

I'd love to use OSX or Linux but muh games.

>>58099622
what is bloodbourne, dragon quest builders, multimedia center

>>58099749
Never knew GitHub was so based.

>>58099735
I've got the same problem; most stuff runs in Wine, but I'm just going to dual boot w/ Win7 for the few games I need.

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>>58099438
>half a Twinkie
>Mac user too cool to finish it

>>58099480
All thanks to Steve Jobs?

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>>58099456
>why werent watches a thing before apple invented them?
>oh so my homo toy is overheating to the point of burning my wrist? it must be because apple put too much revolutionary stuff on it and not because it came with a factory defect or because it's a shitty product overall (lol)

Fucking end me.

>>58099508
Dumbphones are trice the iphone's but only between businessmen and asian/russian children.

hmmmm

hmmmm

>>58099998
>>58099999
Illegal quints bitchnigga

>>58099368
1
2
3 4

>>58099999
>>58099998
quints must be given in an act of normal posting, not by farming them
in other words, try again next time.

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>>58100113
just for you anon.

>>58099508
To be fair, casual sex is easier when you're gay

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>>58100140
every time

>>58100145
what the fuck is this that I'm looking at

>>58100158
If you like getting shit on your dick maybe, blowjobs don't count as casual sex and if they did hetero and homo encounters would be even, it's far easier to slid your dick into some wet hole made exclusively for that and birth instead of what nature intended as an exit-only port.

>>58100121
fuck that shit, play the game homie, never let the game play you

>>58100224
There's a guy on the phone generals of /w/ that replaced all his icons with fitting k-on! pictures.

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>>58099438

>>58100313
This comic is awful.

>>58100313
I AM FAT FUCK

>>58100188
a modern slav gpu, replacing the 8800GT in Dmitri's PC

>>58100329
kek'd

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RcV6pAQiEG

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>>58100313

>>58100366
underrated post

>>58100369
>being mentally retarded

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i'm gonna regret this one but I don't care

>>58100380
>being this mad

>>58100403
>being at computers

>>58099549
Gotta love when those shit files prevent you from copying shit back over from your storage box.

http://kb.sandisk.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/9699/~/mac-error-code-36-when-transferring-files

This solution doesnt work half the time either.

>>58100145
>In limited quantities only for eastern european market.jpeg

>>58100401
the tail is going the wrong way

>>58100236
Hello Conservative.

>>58100417
I'm here to laugh, not to cringe.

>>58100316
seems about right.

>>58100313
>dobson
Not even surprised

>>58100531

fucking lol'd

>>58100316
I have watched that entire lecture series on youtube, it's an excellent companion to the SICP

>>58100368
Jej'd hard but was also reminded of the day when I was introduced to prime sieves.life was never gonna be the same

>>58100368
every day we drift further from god's light

>>58100368
I don't get it. is it a math joke?

>>58100463
motherfucker you program a game with no formal training, shit's hard

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"Hacking" team LOL

>>58100996
>>58100976

hahahahaha. Nice

>>58100914
Yes, being a fucking retard is hard. That's why most people choose to not be a fucking retard.

>>58101075
lol poverty is hilarious

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>>58101087
Fuck off

>>58100659
Lel its true

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>>58100498
yfw literal fecal transplants are being used as an effective treatment

>>58099793
>>58099735
vga passthrough desu lads.

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>>58099477
>>58099484
/g/ never changes

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>>58100193
>Poorfag
Bought a heatsink

>Decent Upgrade
Bought GPU

>ClackClackClack
ClackClackClackClackClackClck

>sysadmin
I work on a piece of opensource imageboard software, I won't say which one, but it's a vichan fork

>Socially indifferent
S4 Master Race

>TN is peasent tier
I use a dell allinone with a fried hdd as my monitor, couldn't fix it, so the customer gave it to me to strip for parts, I found a better use

>It Hertz
see above

>Multitasking
How do you only own two laptops, when you upggrade keep the old ones

>Take That, ups!
Worked in a repair shop, got good deals

>CSflags
I run linux, you have to once in a while

>GUIs are bloat
I broke X one time

>Low power monger
Osborne 1 running at 4mhz

>Going Commando
Got my Hard Drive swinging in the wind

>You must be GNU here
He responds to everyone

>IT'S ALIVE
See below

>DUMPSTER DIVING
See above

>Tech Support
>Fuck Geek Squad
>Blackbox Technician
>And Jam it in
>A cold day in hell
I did freelance tech support fora while

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>>58100366
>Imagine being at computers
>so fat you look and see food

>>58101206
How is this any different from a full tower housing an ATX board that has a single graphics card and empty PCI-E slots? A half empty ATX board looks retarded. This looks clean.

>>58101183
>Fire Hazard
>You smell that?
>Loops and LEDs

Mistakes were made

>Collector
I have bad internet, I delete anything it's not coming back

>Seven Proxies
Tor exists

>OS Curious
Install Ubuntu, looks like shit, install fedora, looks like shit, install Mint, looks like shit, install Ubuntu MATE... mmmm comfy

>Hello World
Perhaps master is strong but I'm putting it here

>Stack Overflow
>Have you read yours?
C, Scheme, Z80 assembly

>All-Nighter
>Social Gamer
>indoor fun
Related

>Sunlight
what I did after lan

>Still Master Race
Was a time all I had was a satellite C75-S7200
I ran that motherfucker into the ground

>The Matrix
My favorite way to install software and run emacs

>The anti-macfag
Not that hard
>Freedom
Immediately after above, got sick of hearing
"WINDOWS FUCKING SUCKS"
Guy is a happy Fedora user to this day

>Expert
I worked in a repair shop

>Sharp Tongue
See above

>Carpal tunnel
aoeu id htns

>Perfectionist
mmmmmmmm comfy

>Housefires
Linked this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcF36_qMd8M

>/g/ ambassador
mmmmmmmmmmmm comfy

>>58100562
This is fucking gold

>>58100368

I shit you not, in my digital logic class, the pahjeet in my team LITERALLT sent me 60 pages of VHDL if statements 0-200 doing exactly this. This was after I said I would do the coding and being assured it was taken care of.

>>58100140
humor not rage thread

>>58101316
wait they did that shit in fucking VHDL????

WHAT THE FUCK ARE MORONS LIKE THAT DOING TAKING A CPU DESIGN COURSE?

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>>58100349
Well, what's wrong with it? It might be a little verbose, but you can't really do much when it's Java.

>>58100140
Gas yourself, shit for brains.

>>58101176
That pic literally says: /g/ has changed terribly and it will never be like it once was.

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>>58101318
I laugh at the all the people who rage at that pic tho

>>58100338
Top fucking kek.

>>58101036
Oh shit, my sides!

>>58100389
Nice abs bro

>>58100417
>likes to build clocks

>>58101155
[Citation Needed]

>>58101485
[Cure for Your Down Syndrome Needed]

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>>58099368

At least post the original you fucking macfag

>>58099480
So apple steals from Linux then Microsoft steals from apple?

>>58101332
It was a 230 class, pretty early in on the electrical/computer engineering curriculum, but still, we had all taken at least two semesters of intro to programming with Python and C++ by then, and when I suggested that having 200 if then statements MIGHT not be what the professor was looking for they all looked at me like I was retarded.

I actually had to go tell the professor what they were doing and relay to them that it would impact our grade to do it that way. We ended up submitting my algorithm AND the pahjeet's python-generated abortion. Got a 4 in the end so I'm happy but holy fuck that still boggles my brain to this day.

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>>58100368
Holy shit. Even when I was new to programming the shitty prime number gen & checker that i wrote was far more efficient than this. And this was before I even knew what a sieve was or that you never need to go past the square root of a bound in a prime number search

>>58101547

kek this is a good analogy.

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>>58101527
Don't need a cure, I have all of my chromosomes intact.

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>>58101547
fixed that for you

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>>58101587
>before I even knew what a sieve was
I swear, sieves are literally what got me obsessed with Optimization. I couldn't even imagine that kind of efficiency until I stumbled upon concept on Wikipedia and decided to try implementing it and it reduced the run time of my million-prime generator from minutes to like 2 seconds.

>>58101667
All 47 of them.

>>58100463
what's wrong with this? it's readable and easily changeable.

it's not optimised but it doesn't have to be as it's likely a one off end of game check.

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>>58101696
Nigga damn. You clapped back too damn hard

>>58101696
>47
You're one off buddy.

>>58101720

That explains everything.

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>>58101679
ftfy

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>>58101679
>>58101766
>>58101547
>>58099368

>>58101766
That's all fine, but I don't know how to drive a fucking tank linuxfag

>>58101720
So are you, obviously.

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>>58101766

>>58101747
>>58101796
"The human male gamete, also known as a sperm cell, contains 23 chromosomes in total. Humans have 22 chromosome pairs as well as two sex chromosomes, for a total of 46 chromosomes. The gamete produced by each sex contains half, or 23, of these chromosomes"
Litcherally 2 seconds on Google faggots.

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>>58101823
Motherfucker you wanna go to war?

>>58100193
post as jpg or png because there is no way to zoom in gifs on mobile. why would you even post a static image as a gif anyway?

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>>58101875

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>want to order pizza online
>order website requires nonfree javascript
>tfw the botnet wants me to starve

>>58101958

>this pasta again

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I like how most of the images are just Mac vs Windows but these sweaty cheeto fingered linux neckbeards feel a compulsive need to include their non consumer OS into the mix.

>pic very related

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>>58101913

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>>58101968

>>58100556
fucking disgusting homo

>>58101964
Windows is not ready for the consumer desktop market. A box in the office with excell and word on it, sure, but not the consumer desktop.
MacOS is suitable for teaching classrooms and computer labs to teach kids about computers, but not for normal adult consumer desktop use.
Linux is the only viable consumer desktop OS.

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>>58102034

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>>58100996

>>58100329
Holy fuck i remember this. Have any with the scat and gore?

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>>58101547
>>58101679
>>58101773

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>>58102099

>>58100463
The only improvement I see here is to make it a switch instead, but honestly that's going to save an unnoticeable amount of time.

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>>58102174
Kek'd hard

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>>58102174

>>58099484
So how many cocks did he suck after his very first one until he realized he didnt want the ipad after all?

>>58102286
He's just made the proper association between apple and the salt taste of cum, he's now a loyal windows customer

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>>58100193
Eh.

>>58102198
Two words: hash table

>>58100348
wouldn't that be awesome though?

>>58102413
That's what ThinkPads are for. You don't want all that shit in your pocket.

>>58102442
what's the last thinkpad that played 8 tracks?

>>58100348
don't be silly, nobody on /g/ knows anything about engineering, they just shitpost about tech and jack off over haskell

>>58100145
Чeткo

>>58099935
its satire anon

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>>58102558

>>58099368
/o/ here, this pic basically shows that mac is garbage

>>58102737
That's the point, shit for brains.

>>58102758
ive been tricked

>>58100351
fucking nef.

>>58099508

So only fuck women with android phones?

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>>58099760
i dont know, what

>>58103077
Pretty much.

>>58100999
Macs literally don't experience this problem

>>58100489
is this real?

>>58099484
>...I could meet him at his car to get the phone.
fake a literally gay

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>>58103231

>>58101080
are these kids fucking autistic or something?

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>>58100307
this is all of autism in a single image

>>58103313
It's called being born as a nigger.

>>58099749
And here I thought Github adopted the Open Code of Conduct, which states that they won't act on reverse-isms. Was I mistaken about what a reverse-ism is?

>>58100489
JUST

>>58099418
>>58099438
These the type of dudes that fianance for a shitty recreational laptop

>>58100322
seems legit

>>58100362
END OF RINE

>>58099480
This is true though.
>Linux has repositories and "app centers" for years
>Windows 10 introduces a shitty version of it

>>58099760
i don't know, haven't heard of them

>>58099480
very bad bait. like, the lazy kind of.

Judas Priest in programming

//I'm elected electric spy 
//I'm 
protected ElectricEye () {}

>>58102413
No. There's no SD card.

>>58104579
of course not, it's an iphone

>that time Simpsons thought mensa members sat around making C:\Dos\Run jokes
>"only one in a million would get that!"
that's when I knew I was a genius 8 year old and should join mensa

>>58100197
kek, thanks for the throwback rage

>>58100224
>mail
>just a picture of him

i like it

>>58103796
>very bad bait
because it's true?

>>58103218
Yep, no USB A port.

>>58099480
Good artists innovate
Great artists steal

>>58101155
>macfag trying to defend literally eating shit
it never ends

>>58101888
its probably designed to weed out phoneposters

>>58100197
U needed a while.

>>58100145
Zaebis' cyka blyad'

>>58099456
>>58099489
>>58099513
>>58099935
>>58102655
>implying it wasn't posted on the apple forums
https://discussions.apple.com/thread/7011971?start=0&tstart=0
But yeah, it's quite obvious that it's a satire. I still don't believe people took the bait so easily

>>58100478
Well. Why design your OS for old phones
>Huge hardware update
>>Nah man what about iPhone 3 users
>But they have to get a new phone sooner or later, besides, our newer users might be deterred from using a phone that doesn't use it's hardware
>>WHAT ABOUT IPHONE 3 USERS

>>58100606
i like this

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>>58099549
whatever

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>>58100409

>>58101080
Tbh the coloured bubble thing is pretty genius in pressing people into buying iPhones.

>>58101080
i don't get it...

>>58102048
And he proves his point immediately!
Just so you know, it's highly frowned upon amongst sane homos not to use a condom for anal, not doing so is referred to as barebacking and is a source of much contention.

>>58102397
this, what the fuck is /g/ that retarded?

>>58105440
>2004
The feature has been here for years.

>>58101080
I wouldn't want to talk anyone that judges people based on whether they 'can afford' iphones or not.
iPhones are like the lowest class status symbols. Anyone that's not poo-in-loo tier won't care about what fucking phone you use.

>>58101485
A lot of horrible infectious diseases are formed when the delicate balance of microbiota is altered (eg - one species starts to dominate/decline).

The most effective way we've found to solve the issue is to transfer the community of microbes from a healthy person to and affected person, called a Fecal Microbiota Transplant.

Granted its a bit more elegant than shovelling someone else's shit into your ass but it's not a bad summary

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_microbiota_transplant

>>58101051
hey that's my tram stop

>>58106167
Man, I wish I know the faggot behind that tripcode, I'd definitely find him and chop his fucking legs off.

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>>58106210
2edgy4me

>>58099456
>Is there a way to turn this feature off?
>feature

for fuck's sake, jesus christ..

Oh, max image limiit hit. that's pretty good, almost at 300 posts

>>58101548
Yes

>>58106237
Libertarian Utopia

>>58105786
Hello faggot

>>58099418
>>58099438
>>58099489
>chicks that spend 4 digits on a facebook machine

>>58102099
>giant pile of trash that does only one thing properly, and has a security failure that if absolutely fatal

>>58101867
>not knowing what an extra chromosome does
someone didn't do HighSchool

>>58101311
kek I remember that episode
shit was crazy

>>58099760
shit games

>>58101311
Link to video?

>>58106138
It's rated for 16 volts, nothing should happen.

>>58100363
Baby <3

>>58101688
I know that feel bro

>>58102346
Got the original pic?

>>58101161
No, just do your "look ma i'm a h4x0r" dicking around in a virtual machine. There's no need to run GNU/Linux on bare metal for most use cases.

>>58106237
wtf, is that real? what app is that?

>>58100968
That's vulnerable to SQL injection

>>58109164
I think that's the joke although I'm not sure.

>>58100368
I ran into someone's code just like this in php. The person didn't know regex.

The program took 1.5 hours to run. It downloaded a site's products and created an xml file for Google shopping. He blamed the fact that he had to look up the parents, then look up the children, which took thousands of api requests.

I rewrote the program in Python and it did the same amount of api requests in 3 minutes.

>>58100363
>gee enn you

>>58099780
They're not. They allow proprietary code to be hosted for free, there's no requirement for the software to be free.

However this license is illegal in many countries.

>>58101155
Haha, citing Descartes, man who carved open alive animals to prove that they have no souls.